The Friend Zone Does Not Exist!

MetalPUA · 2015-04-01T09:27:57+00:00

Gonna paraphrase Mark Manson here: the biggest reason that guys get friendzoned is because they're too timid and afraid to escalate things physically. Physical escalation - or kino, if you prefer - makes your intentions very clear.

A man who does not act upon his sexual urges lacks confidence, and is therefore unattractive to women. If you've been friendzoned by a girl, she probably knows damn well that you're interested in her, but because you didn't have the confidence to make a move she no longer views you as a sexual being. She views you as a source of emotional validation; a shoulder to cry on while she's resting between her marathon sex sessions with Chad Thundercock.

amadeus_x · 2015-04-01T14:14:45+00:00

Says that the friend zone doesn't exist. Proceeds to explain how to avoid the friendzone that totally exists.

But hey, you can make up for contradictions by overusing bold capital letters and insulting an imaginary audience.

zephyrprime · 2015-04-01T18:23:08+00:00

A women will not want to fuck a large number of the male populace. Only a fraction of that is the friendzone. Don't try to equate the friendzone with the pool of men she won't fuck. The difference is the pool is much bigger than the friendzone.

juanlee337 · 2015-04-01T14:06:24+00:00

This article is utter crap. Not everybody is sexually desirable to others. Yes, fz is real.

Cousyman · 2015-04-01T13:01:04+00:00

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byuntae · 2015-04-01T11:13:54+00:00

I thought this was going to be an April Fools post. Heh

dbwhrsd · 2015-04-01T14:55:13+00:00

There is a key difference between repressed sexual tension and friend zone. You give yourself options with the former, and not so much with the latter.

mixmastamikey · 2015-04-01T21:12:07+00:00

I like how it points out girls being manipulating bitches knowing very well the guy has feelings for them. I really think the "friend zone" thing is something simple minded girls play. Smart girls usually don't have time for games and will either reject or except. Some guys do have nice personalities and their are girls who look for that unfortunately its a minority. Girls love assholes and bad boys most my success was with girls that I had no interest in because they love the sport of getting your attention. Good read very true.

JewJutsu · 2015-04-02T16:00:03+00:00

I hate the term "friendzone". Like, I've made out with women I'm friends with, what does that mean? Does that mean I'm not in the friendzone really? I have no intention at this point of dating them seriously (or any other women for that matter since I just want to fool around an sow my oats for a while).

Personally, I don't believe in the friendzone. I believe that sometimes a woman just isn't interested in you romantically or anything, and that's fine as well as frustrating. I just cringe whenever I hear "friendzone" uttered.

dj_bizarro · 2015-04-01T15:28:37+00:00

April Fools?

racunix · 2015-04-01T16:15:01+00:00

Sadly, it does.

Title	The Friend Zone Does Not Exist!
Author	vivasalt2
Upvotes	58
Comments	31
Date	April 1, 2015 8:31 AM UTC (11 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/3118oo/the_friend_zone_does_not_exist/
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