Top 10 Texts to Send Girls...OF ALL TIME

HooDooOperator · 2010-10-12T14:21:18+00:00

"i sent that bitch a smiley face. bitches love smiley faces."

philosarapter · 2010-10-12T18:16:55+00:00

My fave: "When you gonna let me tap dat?"

Magick93 · 2010-10-12T06:21:53+00:00

These are so lame!

adleym · 2010-10-12T08:02:05+00:00

The texts sucked, pop up ad sucked. Everything about this submission well, sucked.

tripdub · 2010-10-12T13:49:11+00:00

Many of these are quite good.

The last one can be improved, thus:

Let's do drinks later

Don't ask, tell her.

lookslikespeed · 2010-10-12T17:10:42+00:00

TIL: Haters gon' hate.

Anyone else going to contribute some effective texts they use, or just talk shit..?

"I just saw a music video that totally reminded me of you..."
"Quick -- do you own a <completely random object>..?"
"Either you're on Somestreet Blvd, or you have an evil twin stalking me right now..."

Truth be told, starting a txt interaction isn't one of my strong points. Thanks for the tips!

asaturn · 2010-10-12T06:01:18+00:00

great spam post.

bowling4meth · 2010-10-12T17:50:01+00:00

Oh my god, they were so weak, so douchey and so weird.

2010-10-14T15:30:39+00:00

can anyone post/pm me a link to some actually good material on text game?

i try to put minimal reliance on texting, but some bitches be texting me like crazy.

Reneiw · 2010-10-12T05:22:57+00:00

Thought these were hilarious, definitely planning on modifying a few for my own purposes.

anthonym52 · 2010-10-12T17:34:20+00:00

good post Rob - fuck the haters!

monkmonkmonk · 2010-10-13T03:50:00+00:00

ROB JUDGE SUCKS ASS AND THIS IS BLOGSPAM

ALSO, YOU MADE MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS TO COMMENT ON THIS? FUCK YOU AND YOURS

Laxgodd · 2010-10-12T05:26:05+00:00

These are awesome! I used number 7 and got an instant response from a flake! Great post!

nakedborg · 2010-10-12T15:14:36+00:00

Let's type out a text message on the phone and then get a screencap of that instead of just typing the relevant text straight onto the computer. Fucking retarded.

GreatBarrierReefer · 2010-10-12T05:50:56+00:00

Whoa. These are kickass. Almost want to downvote them so they won't get too popular!

2010-10-12T07:12:55+00:00

I like the song very much.

talonverdugo · 2010-10-12T09:14:40+00:00

Downvoted. Must keep secret! >:3

Title	Top 10 Texts to Send Girls...OF ALL TIME
Author	RobJudge
Upvotes	16
Comments	35
Date	October 12, 2010 5:10 AM UTC (15 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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