here is my bitch http://i.imgur.com/dl9qX.jpg

seriously. look this out:

:: She opens every kind of group. When we take her to a walk, she will go to any kind of person with this same happy face, swinging her tail. Some people will greet her and pet. Some don’t, but for her, those people doesn’t really matter. She will just keep walking and having her time.

:: She plays by her own rules. If we take her to a walk in the park, we will be back when she decides. If we will play with her, she will choose the toy we will play with. If we play tag, we got to catch her first.

:: Always with good energy. Lots of times, I arrive late at home. So she greets me with so much joy and calls me to play. I could be tired or had a bad day, but one does simply refuse to fetch with a lab when they call you with that happiness

:: The amount of fucks she gives is about none. Do you guys think she cares when we have to remember her that she is a dog and have to go out or that she can’t do this or that? She will just keep being awesome in another place and give zero fucks about being scolded. Join r/howtonotgiveafuck/ and be a mofo honey badger too.

:: Listen to people, learn with them and pay attention at the signs. She soon learns about how she can act with so and so people. She know what kind of games she can play or how much liberty she has with each one of the people at the house. Learn, listen, watch and adapt with the signs people gives to you.

In the end, realize it is all about YOU, not the girls. Its about your fun and rules. The girls will come if you keep your spirit high enough. Its not about you making them have fun, because a fool you are not. It is about they have fun WITH YOU. Many people loves my dog because she is too busy being herself to worry with the others. Remember that is all about YOUR LIFE. YOUR self improvement.

Appreciate your own company and soon others persons (friend and women) will appreciate it too