Why are you always so happy?

ImKumarYo · 2012-03-30T17:50:58+00:00

"I love my life."

TheRedTornado · 2012-03-30T20:51:32+00:00

"(How Rude) You should at least get to know me, before I reveal my secrets"

TrippAdvice1 · 2012-03-30T19:49:00+00:00

She's very self conscious. I've dealt with this before. Be wary. Don't over tease this one, because she's sensitive.

chiguy · 2012-03-30T17:54:56+00:00

"To take a few liberties with Shakespeare, 'happy is the head that wears the crown'"

rmbarnes · 2012-03-30T18:10:54+00:00

Because I've got a huge cock

Ragas · 2012-03-30T18:24:43+00:00

I would like to know what this means too. Why can't they just believe that I'm happy?

But well it's some time since I got this one in a bad way.

HolePunch66 · 2012-03-30T19:46:00+00:00

Because I am Living The Dream

2012-03-30T21:55:48+00:00

BECAUSE BACON

MasterCharlz · 2012-03-31T08:45:53+00:00

I get this alot, and I've found the best response to be

"what reason do I have not to be?"

SoHiSoFly · 2012-04-01T04:41:49+00:00

Say something like an acquaintance of mine said at a party, while dancing with a chick:

"I'm the motherfucking MAN up in this bitch!"

And this quote was compounded by his South Carolina accent, so it was hilarious!! Don't say this exactly, but you'll need to reprogram your mind to become as clever as he was.

testmypatience · 2012-03-30T20:43:23+00:00

"Because I am alive for this one life and realize it and get to kick it's ass as much as I choose to in any fashion I decide to do it in. This is my life and I get to rock it. I get to create my own reality and that my dear is fantastic."

Title	Why are you always so happy?
Author	Pantalooney
Upvotes	9
Comments	19
Date	March 30, 2012 5:39 PM UTC (14 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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