So I'm with one of my plates in bed, watching a movie. About half-way in the movie I get horny, and tell her upfront "After the movie is done, I'm plowing the shit out you". I usually don't say it, just do it, because I noticed that the anticipation sometimes ruins the mood and puts 'some' pressure on both me and them, so I try to do it naturally, or make it implied, but never actually saying it.
Anyway, she tells me that probably not tonight, because she's really tired (which was true, she worked two 16 hour shifts, and only slept like 6 hours in the last 48 hours). I say that's fine and after 2 minutes I jump out of the bed and go for a smoke. As I'm sitting in her kitchen I start chatting (facebook) with another girl (not a plate, yet) and she knows I'm a narcissist surrounded by drama and attention. This girl proceeds to 'analyze' me (being a psychology student) and lists all these narcissistic traits from the textbook, but making it sound like she 'analyzed' me... yeah right, bitch.
I finish my smoke, go back in bed, and show my plate the messages that this girl just sent me "haha, check out how this little thing thinks she has me all figured out". She pouts for about 5 minutes, but I don't give into it and ignore it, while watching the movie and commenting on the movie scenes while she's unresponsive WAITING for me to ask her what's wrong. After about 2 or 3 more minutes she shuts the laptop screen, throws it to the end of the bed, jumps on me and shoves her hand down my boxers. Everything else happened exactly as I wanted it to, got my dick sucked and finished while she was on top doing all the work (wasn't she tired?!).
Moral of the story? Gina tingles > tired, stressed, not in the mood, headache, what-the-fuck-ever.
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