I'm ready for you, Mr. Nice Guy.

thestealthsuit · 2014-04-17T02:10:52+00:00

Notice how she uses that whole 'I had to be with a lot of bad boys to understand myself, Nice Guy!' premise.

Yeah, no, forget about it. You even told us all about what you're gonna do in the first couples fight: find another 'bad boy' and get more drilled than a promising oil field and then go back to your Nice Guy.

Thanks, but no thanks.

monsieurhire2 · 2014-04-17T00:07:12+00:00

Well, at least she had the realization relatively early, at 21, as opposed to all the idiots who keep going on the carousel up until 30.

Glenbert · 2014-04-17T03:27:46+00:00

Dear Manic-Pixie-Dream Girl, while you were coming to that conclusion I made VP, bought a car, bought a condo, went to Turkey and Spain, turned 35, had a nephew, lost my grandfather and met a girl who reminded me of you... when you were 27. We're engaged now.

But don't worry, you'll meet Mr. Right because you're an awesome gir--er woman.

Just be yourself.

CarlsPudding · 2014-04-17T15:13:40+00:00

You're ready to learn a lesson from me? Wonderful. Sit down, make yourself comfortable. Here it is, lesson #1 from me, Mr. Nice Guy:

I deserve better than you. Much better. And I'm in a position to get it. Good luck, and have a great day.

Sincerely, Mr. Nice Guy

NihilisticAnarchist · 2014-04-17T01:04:48+00:00

Where are the comments?

Whisper · 2014-04-17T05:01:53+00:00

I promise you this, Nice Guy: I don’t know you yet, but I will be a nice girl to you in return. I will show you what you’re like at you’re best. I will treat you with the respect you deserve and will always answer your call when you need me. I will show you what all those bitchy girls couldn’t.

So, I guess all there is left to say is…

I’m ready whenever you are.

Cricket cricket cricket.

watersign · 2014-04-17T06:15:29+00:00

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AnotherLostCause · 2014-04-17T00:41:56+00:00

This has to be trolling, but it is the actual mindset, conscious or unconscious, of a girl reaching her thirties. She and millions of women are scrambling all fighters to find and lock down those beta providers. The real lie is that they're never done with badboys, those badboys have just moved on to younger, hotter tail. The comments are great too.

throatslasher · 2014-04-17T05:32:06+00:00

Wow, she's 21 and she already hit the wall. I hope the poor sap she ensnares realizes she has a cavernous vagina and HPV and peaces the fuck out before he fucks up his life.

HeadingRed · 2014-04-17T19:05:32+00:00

Dear cute girl who never said no but never said yes-

I channeled my energy into my career. Because your type said no I didn't spend money on trips, dinners, concerts etc. Because I had a job I had a condo and then a house while you were paying rent. Because I wasn't a drunken wreck 5 nights a week I look about 10 years younger than I am. Because I had my shit together I still got laid.

Now I'm in my 30's. Had a couple of LTR's and a few short-time GF's. I look good and live well.

And can't remember why I was so head over heels for you.

2014-04-17T05:32:02+00:00

She's ready for page views from the Mr Nice Guy's who she's deliberately or unconsciously baiting with this article.

21 years old, so young to be jaded.

https://dalrock.wordpress.com/2013/04/11/another-crack-in-the-narrative/

NY Magazine’s The Cut has a new article out on a topic which is rapidly making the rounds: Meet the SWUGs of Yale: Women ‘Washed Up’ at 21

The striking feature image shows a coed with the tell-tale dead in the eyes look. According to the article, SWUG (Senior Washed Up Girl) is a new term which originated in Cornell and appeared at Yale in 2010. Yale student Greg Kelley defines the term as:

…a girl who has been through the meat grinder. A seasoned veteran who knows the ropes.

Ouch.

However, even with a dead in the eyes look, at 21 a reasonably fit young woman is still going to pull a great deal of sexual attention. Only on a rare and closed social scene is a 21 year old woman too old and jaded to attract the attention of men, as the article points out:

Of course, the SWUGs aren’t actually washed up. Three months from now, they will be the bright-eyed newcomers in New York or Los Angeles, the 22-year-olds dancing on banquettes in nightclubs, who still drink too much and still flirt with boys. They’ll go from envying freshmen girls to being the envy of older women.

The real challenge for these women is the way their male peers are starting to see them, and thinking of them dancing on banquettes in nightclubs doesn’t help. This is just another crack in a slowly crumbling narrative. This is especially risky for UMC women because their marriage prospects are limited. While I would bet that the vast majority of Yale and Cornell men graduating today will ultimately go on to marry, if an additional 5-10% of UMC men decide not to marry this would be a catastrophe for UMC women.

jacks1000 · 2014-04-17T19:31:25+00:00

I admire thoughtcatalog.com. They actually turned trolling into a revenue model.

Hyooge · 2014-04-17T23:07:25+00:00

This has got to be satire, it's just too much of a goldmine.

I want to know what it’s like to be desired for more than my body.

Nice guys want your body. Otherwise they'd be happy with "just friends".

I want to know what it’s like to have someone who will always show up, who will always make time for me and who will always respect me

Queue the endless line of her lifetime orbiters.

This article is unreal. She's had the cock till other younger girls are getting picked instead of her and so now goes crawling back to the group that she had mercilessly strung along all those years. If any of those Nice Guys had any brains they would feel incredibly insulted that a girl is only ready for them after everything else is lost. They are her last resort.

icanteventhecat · 2014-04-18T01:39:25+00:00

Pardon me ma'am? What did you say? I didn't hear you. Oh, you want to date me now? Maybe I can fit you in next week for coffee.

cooltrip · 2014-04-17T15:46:48+00:00

A tl;dr hasn't been provided, so I thought I'd provide you with one:

tl;dr: this lady wants to brainwash non-Alphas into accepting post-wall, post-carousel women. Nice try.

bsutansalt · 2014-04-17T21:31:55+00:00

I got a strong sense of Poe's Law reading that. I can't tell if it's satire at women riding the carousel in their prime, only to settle down with a guy she normally wouldn't have given the time of day to, or if she's genuinely serious.

watersign · 2014-04-17T22:28:34+00:00

Sucks the comments got shut down, there was some real gold / red pill knowledge there.

naturalredpill · 2014-04-17T03:58:19+00:00

Now, now. Just keep your N high between LTRs and you'll be fine. It's like you were a cock on a different carousel. I'm a bad boy until I have a reason to change. I like emotional, lovey dovey relationships, too. If the woman is pretty and fun, she'll get attention just like I do. It's easy to lie about your N. Why neg a woman who has enough character to keep it real?

Title	I'm ready for you, Mr. Nice Guy.
Author	watersign
Upvotes	54
Comments	56
Date	April 17, 2014 12:04 AM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/2386u3/im_ready_for_you_mr_nice_guy/
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