No mixed messages here!

R41nmaker · 2018-06-13T15:14:04+00:00

Looks like she’s one of those “no contact” sugar babies that will want you to send her money for being “pretty” but without actually meeting up. She may send you cute and flirty messages to open up your wallet to her, but that’s the most attention you’ll get from her, as she will be too busy riding the cock carousel for 10 years.

Mick_Donalds · 2018-06-13T15:21:11+00:00

Can't wait until she's popped out a couple of Chad/Jose/Tyrone's pups and hits the "Calabaza" wall.

*it's where Latina women are INSANELY hot when they're 18-32, but then after a couple of kids, they hit the wall, and start to resemble pumpkins in their middle and old ages.

where_muh_good_mens · 2018-06-13T16:14:17+00:00

Just tryna be spoiled #sugahbaby

Put up your money first, then we'll talk. Put up your affection second, then we'll connect. Put up your lifesavings, then you can have me a few times.

5'4 with an attitude, but I'm a sweetheart

I'm short and always try to make up with that by being a bitch. If I don't, my girlfriends will think I am a low quality resource extractor. Also, I'll try to be something men probably want, but I have no idea how to do that. At least I tried?!

and super sensitive so please don't come for me

I'm really insecure. You can tell by the way I wear my dress to accentuate my cup 'b' size breasts. Hopefully it works and guys don't call me out, because I can't take it. All that I said about being a bitch is true, but I can't take any of it from you.

I'm loyal

I'm not.

and the definition of a ride or die

Something something to sound like I will give a fuck when you actually need me, but I need you, so yeah you die, and I'll ride.

and I have cute fee :)

Nothing about me is redeeming. This one time at the pool, a guy complimented me on my feet, so now I have an overextended perspective on that part of my body.

nail game always on a hunnit

I'm superficial as fuck. I'll need you to pay for all my stupid ploys to fabricate my physical attributes so I at least appear like I can live up to all the bullshit I lay down. Mostly, I'll be looking for more wealthy/handsome/better men than you, so I'm always on point with how I look, especially if you aren't around.

No put up your money, bitch, because that is all you can expect out of me.

WanhapXwise · 2018-06-13T15:29:35+00:00

Oh my. I did a little research on her and apparently she was one of her alma mater's dean's listers in business management. Unbelievable.

IntrovertedMagma · 2018-06-13T16:26:00+00:00

Loyal.. Yet you can buy her lmao

ThrowawayGhostGuy1 · 2018-06-13T17:40:39+00:00

She looks 28.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2018-06-13T15:56:58+00:00

She's gonna ride the CC until the Latin Surprise makes her wholly undesirable. But, she'll always have the memories and STDs from the good ol days.

WorkingNail · 2018-06-13T16:19:24+00:00

Don't get me wrong, she's a very pretty lady, but does anyone else think she looks older than 18? Maybe it's just the lighting or something, but to me, the area around her eyes looks like she's older than 18. Not to nitpick, but methinks she's lying about her age.

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2018-06-13T16:47:54+00:00

Fun economics fact: the symbol ε (epsilon) in economics refers to elasticity.

Seeing as how her name is a variation of Epsilon, and after reading her description, she's pretty "elastic" herself when it comes to the right sugar daddy

mallardcove · 2018-06-13T18:30:55+00:00

It's June and on Tinder lately all of a sudden you see fresh out of college 22 year olds with "Just graduated, taking applications for sugar daddies to pay off my debt" in their bio.

I match with them(they'll swipe right on pretty much everyone to maximize their earnings") and fuck with them. Lead them to believe I have a lot of money just ready to blow on them. Get them all excited. Man I wish I had the conversation from this one last month saved but she unmatched me before I could screenshot it all.

Yung_Elon · 2018-06-13T15:57:09+00:00

So fucking obnoxious lol

BluetoothMcGee · 2018-06-13T19:40:16+00:00

I have cute feet :)

Sold. You do know my weakness, babe. /s

DoItDidIt · 2018-06-13T21:57:57+00:00

I copied her profile text into google translate and it crashed hard. If I reload, I just get a page telling me that I need to leave or it's going to call the cops.

BinaryFaggot · 2018-06-13T21:06:22+00:00

'always on a hunnit'

god. such a gross way to talk

erikwidi · 2018-06-13T18:40:21+00:00

Does...does she think anybody gives a shit about her fingernails?

BluepillProfessor · 2018-06-13T20:42:24+00:00

Wow, this one REALLY doesn't look like she is 18. She started the CC young and probably has more than 100 partners. Strange that none of that 1/2 mile of cock would commit to her.

DevoreSekk · 2018-06-13T22:02:53+00:00

Can someone translate this to English please?

alienws114 · 2018-06-13T21:11:49+00:00

what the fuck is "hunnit"

zebrapartypatrol · 2018-06-13T20:24:10+00:00

I'd pork

LordNuts · 2018-06-14T05:35:31+00:00

"Loyal" = being a typical thot

enjoy_life88 · 2018-06-14T07:52:43+00:00

Nice alcohol glow.

Sol_Install · 2018-06-14T13:12:28+00:00

Nail game always on a hunnit. Right. Reminds me of Instagram thots that always upload a video with rap music while showing off.

LewisCross · 2018-06-14T16:03:02+00:00

Don't pay women for sex. SeekingArrangement and the "sugar" lifestyle is essentially dressed up prostitution.

If you must get into "sugar" lifestyle (culled from that reddit sugar lifestyle forum):

--no endless texting. Meet or move on.

--get a CURRENT, FULL BODY photo.

--absolutely NO money changes hands until it's agreed on and until both sides are getting what they want. (Come on, people - we all know why men do this - to get laid with women they couldn't otherwise get laid with. We all know why women do this - they're selling their sex appeal for money.)

--NO use of real names until agreed to meet.

--DO NOT fuck her at your place. Don't even tell her where you live.

--DO NOT give a girl access to your bank account or a credit card UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. EVER.

--The worst part is flaking. Watch out for flakes. This is like all other situations. She flakes? No more contact, delete all contact info, totally disregard, do not respond to later contact attempts.

--safe sex, every time. Wrap it up. You're not going to meet "normal", high class women. You're going to meet working class proles, divorced sluts, and slightly unstable married women in open relationships or unhappy marriages - all of whom are fucking other men.

Title	No mixed messages here!
Author	reaganrising
Upvotes	178
Comments	83
Date	June 13, 2018 3:05 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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