Career THOT finds herself in the leftovers needing to be tossed out. I get the impression that she has a habit of choosing the wrong type of man. She just can't help herself from picking the bad boys.

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-05-24T13:11:27+00:00

She really isn't asking for much, but she really isn't offering too much either. The loose, billowy clothes, side-staggered pose, and arm fat suggest she is simply short and fat. All she has to look forward to is a couple more years of P&Ds by drunk men, but very few simps would even be willing to commit to a pretentious, 44 year old trollop.

Translation: I'm 44 and absolutely dread working until I'm 65 or 70! Someone please marry me and take care of me, or at least let me divorce rape you in 6 or 7 years.

Westernhagen · 2019-05-24T13:55:50+00:00

Do not address me as sexy.

Would "fatty" work for you instead?

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-05-24T13:24:36+00:00

Here's my list of reasons to swipe left.

Translation: Here's the list of guys who've plowed my boner garage. Obviously, that didn't work out for me so now I'm looking for the nice guy I used to mock incessantly. Someone needs to "man up."

darkestb4thedonald · 2019-05-24T13:14:43+00:00

Hello, my name is tits. I am looking for cocks.

TerpsMakeMeDrink · 2019-05-24T14:09:03+00:00

Translation: "I'm the ex-hot girl from high school that would've never given you the time of fucking day back then. But fellas, if you wanna see these tits before they ~~begin~~ complete their rapid descent to my kneecaps, form a line to the right and get your wallets out. Despite the fact that Chad and Tyrone have painted these sweater puppets like a Jackson Pollock painting, I expect you to ~~work~~ pay for that privilege. My "reasons to swipe left" category on my profile is actually just a list of items I enjoy in a man. However, none of my past fucks had money, and despite the fact that I need the "tingles" for me to have sex with someone, I don't require them to spend your hard-earned money. And hey, I'm ~~crazy as fuck~~ Puerto Rican! Hope you like Arby's™, because my pussy looks just like the Big Montana™. Please bail my fat-ass out before I look like Consuela from Family Guy."

anyoneinamerica · 2019-05-24T13:08:25+00:00

She cannot possibly be interested in you if you are not chad and have a job to provide for her. Also, you may not have anything in your life that may take your attention away from her. You must provide this snowflake your undying love, affection, attention, and money at ALL TIMES.

Seeking a relationship <cringy emoticon> <Puerto Rico Flag>

Looking for a long term relationship...I have had a string of them and realize they don't work and it makes me cringe to think about another one failing. I can't seem to realize that I am the common denominator in this story line.

Please be SINGLE SINGLE <cringy emoticon>

Reasons to swipe left:

You are not looking for a relationship

You are married or in a relationship

You have an addiction

Don't talk to me if you just want to P&D or make me a plate. I need a man that has no other connections or options if I am to complete my mission of locking down a bailout. You having another woman, an ex woman, a child, or an addiction means that the money and resources that should be mine are already allocated to someone or something else. I am an all or nothing kind of twat.

Reasons to swipe left:

You have a crazy ex

You want children

I cannot abide by a man having anything in his life that would possibly remove his attention from me for even the smallest amount of time. I am to be your only thought 24/7 for the rest of your life.

Reasons to swipe left:

You still live at home

You do not have a proffesion

You are a felon

You do not have a car

Why would you possibly think that I want anything to do with you if you don't have resources (money) that I can appropriate from you. I don't want no broke mother fucker in my pussy. This is some quality worn out twat and will cost you dearly.

Do not address me as sexy.

I am in charge, not you, you will not think about sex with me. You will only think about serving me.

Its ok to smile in your pics.

I need an indicator of how much of a pussy you are to make it easier to find the right beta for me.

EDIT: added analysis commentary after first comment.

BroJobBiggs · 2019-05-24T13:14:31+00:00

I like her giant rack.

[deleted] · 2019-05-24T13:40:12+00:00

257 instagram photos? Seems like a narcissistic bitch to me.

keithrockz · 2019-05-24T15:06:23+00:00

A few observations.....

Is is just me,or do other men find it stupid that a woman in her mid 40's is still taking selfies and using the app that puts bunny ears on you?

She is definitely a cock carousel veteran.....that meat trench has been mined heavily for over two decades.

What is with the "Jessica Rabbit"🐇 dress?Gravity (and Chad)has been stretching on those udders she's trying to show off for a long time

With regards to her taste in music,let me go out on a limb and say that I don't think "Bum Bum Tam Tam "is going to be up for any Grammys this year....wtf??? Even though she is very strategically posed,its still apparent that she is not sexy and curvaceous....she is simply short and fat and trying to hide her large fupa

40moreyears · 2019-05-24T14:12:21+00:00

Doesn’t everyone “live at home”?

houseoftolstoy · 2019-05-24T16:11:04+00:00

I just had a realization about women demanding that men swipe left for a list of reasons. It is a signal to their own lack of capability or willingness to do the work of determining which men are willing to commit. Rather than making a judgement value by doing things like read profiles, they would rather just select for superficial qualities and expect men to cater to their poor dating skills.

I know that this can also be seen as a test for any man that is willing to disregard those demands, but I do not think that these women are consciously understanding when they are implementing the test. I am discussing their (supposed) intentions rather than their actions. So I stand by my words that these women that demand men to swipe left do not want to do the work of vetting a man, but rather hope that they can find a Chad who is also willing to commit.

CoMaBlaCK · 2019-05-24T14:30:59+00:00

Of all the red flags how are you a 44 year old woman and Travis Scott’s music is on your radar never mind an anthem?

I’m much younger and couldn’t tell you one of his song titles.

Hawaiian_Poi_Dog · 2019-05-24T14:54:16+00:00

At 44 you have to safely assume if you put your thingy in that THOT you are at high risk of getting some kind of back-wash from all the SIMPs and White Knights she screwed. The app should come with alarm bells around the photo when people at her age is asking for dates. DRAMA!

KazarakOfKar · 2019-05-24T15:30:17+00:00

LOL please make your pics recent hers looks 10 years old! Look at those vacant dead eyes! How hard she had to force that smile, probably from a combination of Botox and being emotionally empty.

In years past a woman in this situation would have been lucky to find a 50-60 year old divorced or widowed guy looking for a trophy wife, now this THOT thinks she is going to land a 40 something career guy who will treat her like a queen.

This is your brain on feminism, you can't have your cake and eat it too. Trying to have your cake and eat it too ends with you, 30 cats and a pic of your profile on this sub.

Shnook82 · 2019-05-24T15:26:02+00:00

If I didn't live at home, I'd be homeless.

Glordit · 2019-05-24T16:13:01+00:00

Snap chat filters should be a massive red-flag already.

TitySuker · 2019-05-24T14:56:32+00:00

It's too late for her sadly....she will be pumped and dumped material until her dying days.

IAmNotASociopath666 · 2019-05-24T17:30:08+00:00

I'd hit it

PhotosyntheticChad · 2019-05-24T20:09:49+00:00

I don’t think I could be with a woman who started sucking dick in the 80s.

bigdaveyl · 2019-05-24T17:43:33+00:00

She forgot a couple of reasons to swipe left:

You're shorter than 6'
Don't have a 6 pack

MGTOWManofMystery · 2019-05-24T18:15:09+00:00

I wonder how many Chadspawn she has.

ikpc · 2019-05-24T19:24:29+00:00

At least she’s not a mom.

Cyo_The_Vile · 2019-05-24T19:37:06+00:00

She has a rack...but I spy something with my little eye ....flabby arms. So it cancels out. She isn't bringing anything to the table and I wouldn't be surprised if she had 3+ kids

ono_licious · 2019-05-24T21:05:19+00:00

Would never consider that sexy
Would consider it fat
Seriously, what is with all these old women using 13yo girl filters? And they want a "real" man?

johnnvk · 2019-05-24T16:22:36+00:00

She looks like a land whale.

DKS6 · 2019-05-24T16:45:46+00:00

“It’s okay to smile” Imma smile when I want to smile.

hugeostrichegg · 2019-05-24T18:14:09+00:00

If you still live at home

Where tf is he supposed to live then?

Aldabruzzo · 2019-05-24T18:35:28+00:00

She looks like a cartoon character come to life.

Global_MGTOW · 2019-05-24T20:25:13+00:00

She's 44, has a decent pair of tits and is single. How much do you want to bet that she's bathshit insane? I wonder how many more years before she gives up on finding "the one" and settles for becoming a crazy cat lady?

Harry_Teak · 2019-05-24T21:37:13+00:00

Why waste time with the laundry list of things she didn't like about the last 47 pump & dumpers when the pic alone is a hard left?

meerita · 2019-05-24T16:14:34+00:00

Sorry, I don't have a car.

[deleted] · 2019-05-24T16:51:33+00:00

you have a crazy ex

Uh... Who doesn't?

It's ok to smile

I want, but I can't.

Graphire78 · 2019-05-24T19:41:38+00:00

Age: 44

Swipe left if you want children.

Bwahahahahaha

It'd be a fookin miracle if she actually gave birth to a healthy human offspring.

Planner_Hammish · 2019-05-24T21:06:38+00:00

Choosing beggar

FactCheckOnTheFly · 2019-05-25T03:33:17+00:00

“I’m too old and fat to give you kids so don’t ask for them”

At least it’s veiled honesty

CreflowDollars · 2019-05-26T15:01:58+00:00

Im shocked there arent more comments related to race as she clearly is holding out for Juan/Tyrone. A 44 year old woman bumping Travis Scott probably isnt looking for Chad

phlegmdawg · 2019-05-24T14:33:19+00:00

Everyone’s entitled to seek out what they want, but this profile only lists what she doesn’t want and photos. That not gonna lead to a long term relationship 😂

Question: so if she’s a THOT, what is the equivalent of a guy that does this (someone that puts only what they don’t want and rely on photos to attract dates)?

TheStroyer01 · 2019-05-24T19:35:49+00:00

A single single would be enough

Blacqmath · 2019-05-24T21:53:21+00:00

“You live at home” lmao. What? Does she want a homeless man?

RedPilledLife · 2019-06-07T09:34:43+00:00

So what is this intitled whore going to bring to the tables beside her worn out pussy?

urbangentlman · 2019-05-24T16:01:35+00:00

I see absolutely nothing wrong with this

You incel fucks will grasp at anything.

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