Time to settle.... lucky us!

HiredNote · 2020-02-23T15:04:10+00:00

These women are never tired of the party lifestyle. They only thing they get tired of is running low on other peoples' funds to squander.

DavisR001 · 2020-02-23T15:34:41+00:00

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NickTesla2018 · 2020-02-23T14:39:56+00:00

A used car.

Colorado-expat · 2020-02-23T15:08:49+00:00

Trying to jump off the CC.

SeekingLevelFive · 2020-02-23T15:04:12+00:00

That roast beef sandwich of a vag will never be juicy for anyone but Chadrone.

OldFashionMarine1 · 2020-02-23T15:32:31+00:00

"Time to settle"...... Lol, get fucked whore. Bye.

BurdenedChad · 2020-02-23T17:27:21+00:00

The use of the term settling is disturbing. "I guess I'm stuck with you since I've finally realized Doctor Chad is out of my reach". Sounds like a recipe for a successful loving marriage.

Note that there's no actual info on her profile. What would married life with her be like? Does she like Moroccan cuisine? Camping trips? Mystery novels? Dumber women have literally no hobbies. It's creepy.

Something_Chronical · 2020-02-23T16:10:24+00:00

Getting tired of the party lifestyle, but I'm keeping my hair fake blonde and my eyes shadowed up...just in case, you know, there's another party soon

Rottinghere · 2020-02-23T16:09:29+00:00

Poor girl...

It would seem that Chad and Tyrone aren't calling anymore. Time to try and land a Billy Betabux before it's too late.

Any takers out there?

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2020-02-23T17:27:10+00:00

Geez, that's too bad. I wanted to settle down in my early 20s, but only found chicks who wanted a roll in the hay. Just after my door closed, your's just opened. Funny how life works that way, tee hee!

Long_Range_Shooter · 2020-02-23T19:22:50+00:00

The Japanese have a term for women like this, they're called Christmas Cakes.

After the 25th they end up sitting on the shelf.

Westernhagen · 2020-02-23T17:11:57+00:00

Unless she's fat, and probably even then, she will find some simp provider. Sad reality.

DreamDelving · 2020-02-23T20:34:10+00:00

Where are the genuine guys = Simps

Life hits low = No financially stable male wants to date her as she does not have the qualities of a good Wife/partner so she resorts to desperation tactics i.e dating TV shows/dating apps.

Someone to look at me like I look at cake = Wants a guy to be infactuted her uncontrollably the same way she can't control her overeating and lust for junk food. Also she's fat, lacks self control and discipline.

Getting tired of the party life style = Has had her fill riding the Cock Carousel and now wants to get off at Simp Street.

Time to Settle = Wants a man to look after her financially

If you're only after fun then soz hun I am done = She has had all her years of whoring and wants a simp to look after her financially. She is not interested in men that only want her for sex even though hypocritically in her best years she fucked numerous guys (chads) denying the men she now looks for i.e financially stable men.

Fellas never fall for these thots.

PlainTundra · 2020-02-23T18:10:41+00:00

Gemini. Be sure to be compatible, this thing is accurate science.

BetterHimThanMe · 2020-02-23T15:13:40+00:00

I don't like cake....

Silas-Gray · 2020-02-23T17:13:41+00:00

Lol when the wall is coming and you’re trying to get off the carousel.

Gordon-G · 2020-02-23T18:32:31+00:00

Shes been on more wieners than French mustard

AveenoFresh · 2020-02-23T20:29:59+00:00

It's funny how these people don't know how to avoid typing out red flags like "Time to settle" and that they're "done with fun"

XavierMalory · 2020-02-23T14:48:16+00:00

If you look at cake the way you want men to look at you, then allow us all 50M of space while you pull the pin on that fat grenade.

TikiTaco99 · 2020-02-23T18:32:22+00:00

Got that pussy worn out and beat and wants a man to pay for her lifestyle now. Hard pass washed up cunt

CHAD_TDK · 2020-02-23T18:51:41+00:00

Would love someone to look at me like the way I look at cake

That someone was there when you were looking at Chad the way you look at cake but you were not looking at him

Would love someone to look at me like the way I look at cake

Implication: she's fat AF

Time to settle

Tired of the CC

RunawayGrain · 2020-02-24T00:23:45+00:00

I look at her the way I look at cake: It looks good, but it's bad for you so I abstain from it.

Blogginginvicecity · 2020-02-23T18:18:53+00:00

The way some people view kids as accessories grates on my nerves like a MF

silly_birb · 2020-02-23T18:19:48+00:00

The secret? They never really "settle"

BoxofMistakes · 2020-02-23T19:13:10+00:00

HAHA She likes cake! So quirky!!!!

Yuuzhan83 · 2020-02-23T17:58:14+00:00

Judging by emojis I think she meant settle down. Still, enjoy the hep c Bois.

AngusBoomPants · 2020-02-23T19:10:45+00:00

I hare people who say soz idk why

arkadylaw · 2020-02-23T19:35:28+00:00

Yes, women write things about themselves that appear to be innocuous to them, when what they say actually lead to a reasonable inference of them having high mileage. Also, too many women are asking for an amazing connection with a great guy without showing any type of quality that would make them deserve it.

bgovern · 2020-02-23T21:37:49+00:00

That doesn't really seem like the grammar and punctuation of a person with a post graduate degrees

mgtowmuller777 · 2020-02-23T18:14:44+00:00

So who of you guys will Man Up and take her?

BobbingForBunions · 2020-02-23T18:15:40+00:00

Sorry, party girl. Not enough eye makeup.

shkreli4prez2020 · 2020-02-23T18:53:39+00:00

Wow, I can't wait to be the lucky guy this old hag gets to "settle" for....

Thetrvler · 2020-02-23T18:56:02+00:00

I’m sure her post-graduate degree and career is keeping her nice and warm at night.

BarbarianInvasions · 2020-02-23T19:08:06+00:00

I bet she comes with a huge student debt too. A useless degree probably. Now she wants u to step in to fund his lifestyle, have kids and divorce rape u afterwards...

wont_tell_i_refuse_ · 2020-02-23T19:37:31+00:00

You just know that because this chick’s actually smashable she needs a 6’6” Chad with 200k income to even consider settling down

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-02-23T20:59:45+00:00

Time for some poor guy to marry down. :(

Sumfuc · 2020-02-23T21:04:08+00:00

This is shit-testing before the betas start lining up. That “settling“ statement is remarkably striking to me. If your thirsty enough+ clueless to NOT see the red flags she proudly waving in your face then her battle is nearly won.
Look upon your future ”Boss”...worm!

Westerncaesar · 2020-02-23T22:09:05+00:00

Her eyes are absolutely soulless!!!

meerita · 2020-02-23T22:27:33+00:00

damn, it's really common to see women who basically whores themselves until its late and want to quickly settle down. Fuck off.

Rockmann1 · 2020-02-23T23:45:07+00:00

Settling means she just realized she’s past her pull date.

The-truth-hurts1 · 2020-02-24T00:09:00+00:00

Fun time is over, time to settle..

Fourty8Seventy6 · 2020-02-24T04:38:25+00:00

Chances are, she's had more trains run through her than Grand Central Terminal

ASamLoomisGuy · 2020-02-23T18:48:55+00:00

Those emojis make her look like she's trying to convince somebody to join a multi-level marketing scheme.

Savixe · 2020-02-23T19:20:03+00:00

Sorry ma´am, we dont work with used good here.

Bruchibre · 2020-02-23T19:51:06+00:00

All these guys had her for one night only, while you can have her for a lifetime. How lucky are you chosen one?

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2020-02-23T21:20:16+00:00

lol. she reminds me of a toyota corolla with 200,000mi / 321,686km on it. fresh coat of paint makes it look good, and it still runs just fine, but the cylinders are a bit pounded out, if you know what i mean ;D

Dls95405 · 2020-02-23T21:20:54+00:00

There's something wrong with the way that photo was brushed up, the shading around her nose suggests it's much bigger than it possibly can be, making her look like Miss Piggy to me.

RedditisCANCER999 · 2020-02-23T23:06:11+00:00

i look at you the way i look at cake "unnecessary and bad for you"

MachoToughGuy · 2020-02-24T00:46:28+00:00

Time to settle down because her herpes outbreaks keep flaring up every other month and she needs a guy to pay for her valtrax prescription.

z31fanatic · 2020-02-24T03:39:32+00:00

Are they really that stupid? Do they think that by telling us that she rode the carousel for years is something that will attract us?

2020-02-24T13:58:40+00:00

I look at cake in disgust.

I look at her in disgust.

She wants me to look at her like I look at cake.

MRMRising · 2020-02-24T14:33:21+00:00

So Chad gets to smash after a six pack of Corona's, but I have to wife you and get sloppy seconds?

Yeah, I'll pass.

the_cheddar_man · 2020-02-24T23:13:26+00:00

Body count... 555

Fantastically_Inept · 2020-02-24T23:29:24+00:00

"Now that I'm used up I'm ready for the secondary market." Soz, hun... pass.

8last · 2020-02-23T19:07:35+00:00

I'm assuming if the photo kept scrolling down things just get bigger

alexdiezg · 2020-02-23T23:10:48+00:00

Oh fuck, she's a Gemini like me.

2020-02-24T11:43:17+00:00

Even with only half a head to see I can already tell she's fat.

onlypinhead2000 · 2020-02-25T04:52:08+00:00

Ahhhhh yes, the I've had my fun and you get the leftovers women. lol

They just don't get it do they?

NotLuceBree · 2020-02-25T06:07:08+00:00

I would love for someone to look at me the way I look at cake!

See, she thinks she's being cute and funny.

What she's REALLY saying here is that she will be obese at some point in the near future.

Hard pass.

WaitingToBeTriggered · 2020-02-26T14:02:20+00:00

NPCs everywhere.

old_gregg927 · 2020-03-02T05:20:12+00:00

No more fun? Where do I sign up?!

Ur_Moosie_M8 · 2020-02-23T22:35:33+00:00

At least No children.

Title	Time to settle.... lucky us!
Author	DavidLoPan13
Upvotes	574
Comments	130
Date	February 23, 2020 1:20 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/f89cuo/time_to_settle_lucky_us/
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