Had a great night tonight, completely high off of a dopamine rush; can't sleep so I decided to make this FR.

Background: Was at a Starbucks when this girl walked by, lets call her Lily. So Lily goes to my school and has been giving me huge IOIs since school started. Never had a chance to escalate in between periods but luck smiled upon me today as she walked past me. She made some snarky comment asking, "Do you ever smile?". To which I sarcastically replied with "Nah, way too cool for that shit." At this point I walked back to my car for a cigarette and was going to continue going on with my day. The second I got in the car and lit up I started to feel like a loser. I knew she was completely interested but I completely failed to initiate as she walked by. I had some pretty serious AA and just sat in my car smoking and listening to music for like 5 minutes. Eventually I just said "FUCK IT", walked out and found her (she was working nearby the starbucks). She was the greeter at this pretty classy italian joint. So I sat down nonchalanty and just started talking. I honestly don't remember what I opened with, it really wasn't that important. We talked for a bit, but she told me apologetically that I really should go because her boss would get mad if she saw her talking to a "friend" on the job. I said, "I'm sure your boss wouldn't mind once he saw how fucking classy I am." Completely sarcastic though, just trying to keep up on that cocky/funny stuff. I got up, walked over to her and did some light kino by brushing her shoulder. Asked her what time she got off work (she replied 8). I told her I would be there at 8:15

Fast forward 4 or so hours. I was at a friend's house making some bracelets for a rave we are going to on Saturday. It was getting relatively late and I said "I gotta see about a girl". He replied "This isn't fucking game 6 of the world series. Go nail it" (gotta love those Good Will Hunting references). I drove to where she was working at around 8:25sh. At first I gotta pretty anxious as I didn't see her anywhere. Walked into her job and asked one of her coworkers (who I kinda know, getting some mad social proof) if Lily was off. He told me she was but left a while ago. At that moment I definitely hit a low point of the night as I thought she had bailed. However, I tried not to let it ruin my frame and told myself I would sit around for 10 minutes and see if she was still around.

Enter the Main Attraction: So I'm sitting down, enjoying my fine hand rolled cigarette and I suddenly hear a voice which I quickly identify as Lily's. I was stoked. She walked up next to me, remarked how she wasn't actually expecting me to come and proceeded to sit down next to me. SHE WAS STOKED. We talked for a bit and she mentioned that she was cold and I should give her my flannel shirt that I was wearing. Not wanting to fall for a shit test I replied, "Sure but only if you let me wear that sexy dress." She laughed; I had to struggle to keep a straight face, but I did, looking her straight in the fucking eyes. All of the sudden she kind of went wide-eyed and asked if I was serious. I said, "Yeah lets go to the bathroom and take our clothes off." AND THEN WE DID.

So we are in the bathroom getting changed and the worst possible thing happens, her boss walks into the bathroom. My oh shit radar goes off and I quietly walk over to the stall and squat over it so he only sees one pair of legs. We stay completely silent and just stare at eachother. I thought it was hilarious but she was kind of freaking out. Anyways so her boss takes a piss, washes his hands ... AND THEN LOOKS OVER THE GOD DAMN STALL. He saw us, shook his head and said "I thought I saw 4 legs when I walked in, get the out of there Lily." We proceeded to shamefully walk out of the bathroom, her in my jeans/shirt and myself in her dress. At first I felt really awkward about having myself so exposed (dress was kinda low cut). I have no idea how girls are comfortable with so much of their skin open to the world to see all the time. It really gave me insight into the female gender. I decided that it would be a perfect time to change venues as it would both add excitement to the night and distances ourselves from her boss. So we walked around, nothing too eventful happened. I escalated kino a bit and had my arm around her waist for some periods and had some good handholding. We had some really interesting conversations with a few clerks at stores her were quite perplexed by our outfits. Throughout the whole night I am keeping up with my overtly sexual comments, teasing and generally just playful banter.

Eventually we walk into McDonald's (I wanted a soda) and talk for a bit. It was getting late and she needed to go home so we went into the bathroom to change. I had a really hard time getting her dress off and was afraid to rip it so she helped me out and pulled the dress over my head (crazy shit man, I was just trying to peel it off like a shirt and it was not working at all). I reciprocated the act by taking my shirt off of her. My hands were on the small of her back and we locked eyes. I knew this was my moment and went in for the kiss. We made out for a solid 15-20 seconds and I did some light vaginal teasing but nothing too serious down low. We finished our fit of passion, got back into our clothes and bounced out of McDonald's like heroes of love. We walked back to our car, had some light kissing along the way and had another make out session when she was on one side of a handrail and I was on another. It was actually quite different and enjoyable. It was as if a gulf separated us and we were crossing it to kiss eachother (at least thats how I thought of it shortly afterwards). We hit my car, listened to some music, talked and waited for her mom to pick her up. She doesn't have her own car and her mom was working late so that's actually why she was waiting around after her shift in the first place. Her mom arrives. As I always strive to be a gentleman and a scholar I walked up to her mom, shook her hand and proceeded to make a comment about how we both drive the same car. We made some small talk about gas prices, Lily remarked how I should just get her Mom's number instead. Then she got in her car and went on her merry way. We will be seeing eachother at school again tomorrow and it should be easy to escalate from there.

I just want to thank you guys at Seddit so much for tonight. 6 months ago I was a completely pathetic nerd. This subreddit has completely changed my life for the better. This situation would have NEVER happened without you guys. Gracias for for the wisdom. Keep on preaching the gospel brothers.

Here is a picture as proof of my sexy torment: Sexiness