TIL that if a woman doesn't swallow and secretly uses a man's "seed" to impregnate herself, he is still legally required to pay child support [x-post r/TIL]

VolumeZero · 2012-11-15T12:08:23+00:00

Is that even possible? I thought semen died fairly quickly.

Edit: Something in the comments made me recoil in horror. If a female molests an underage boy, and gets pregnant, THE BOY is liable to pay child support.

HoundDogs · 2012-11-15T14:12:00+00:00

Wow. Here is what should be done:

the child should be taken away and given to the man
"mother of the year" should pay child support to him
mother should be made to give up who did the insemination
inseminator should face legal penalties for inseminating her without his consent
inseminator should be shut down

This will be a hard pill to swallow for everyone (pun inended).

edit: formatting

Knight_of_Malta · 2012-11-15T15:00:56+00:00

A man has to pay child support even if the child is not his, for example if he had a vasectomy and she was unfaithful. The court will say that because he waited too long to get a paternity test (you have a 30 day window), that he 'assumed fatherhood' of the child. It is in the 'child's best interest' that he pay child support.

So yeah fuck that.

actanonverba8 · 2012-11-15T14:31:54+00:00

The biological father is liable for childsupport.

Require paternity tests free of charge after all births.

dinky_hawker · 2012-11-15T14:13:40+00:00

It's google time boys and girl: find this nifty article that's been posted to /mensrights many times.

"It's ten O'clock. Do you know where your sperm are?"

ExpendableOne · 2012-11-15T14:40:20+00:00

There really should be laws in place so that any use of a man's seed, that's either without or explicitly against his consent, becomes illegal. In this day and age of reproductive rights and contraceptives, there's really no reason why a man should ever have to be a father against his will or without his knowledge. It's his body, his DNA, his life, his legacy and it should be his choice whether or not he wants to be a father. That choice is not something that should ever be taken away from him.

TheDarkHorse83 · 2012-11-15T15:41:01+00:00

I just want to point out that this type of thing is not common, and certainly not as common as it can seem reading this sub.

That being said, make sure you trust someone before you have sex with them. Between false rape accusations and VERY rare cases like you see here, it's just not worth a one-night-stand.

McFeely_Smackup · 2012-11-15T17:57:17+00:00

It's not that complicated people. Just tilt her head back and stroke her throat until she swallows.

It got my cat to take a worm pill, so I'm assuming the concept is solid.

SpermicidalLube · 2012-11-15T18:20:11+00:00

I guess you don't stick your dick in crazy, not even in her mouth.

On a side note, I hope male birth control arrives soon.

2012-11-16T00:15:03+00:00

What if you didnt even have contact with the woman. She found your semen in the trash right after you masturbated or something.

HoundDogs · 2012-11-16T02:12:30+00:00

I would leave the country. Even if I had to live somewhere illegally.

iMADEthis2post · 2012-11-15T14:43:52+00:00

Someone find a picture of this freak and post it all over the internet like the rapist she is.

Dr_Gage · 2012-11-15T13:27:30+00:00

Didn't this exact same thing happen to Boris Becker?

THEAdrian · 2012-11-15T14:19:42+00:00

Yet another reason to only date girls that swallow.

2012-11-15T14:21:44+00:00

Serves the man right for being fertile. =(

theskepticalidealist · 2012-11-15T19:07:42+00:00

I was going to say this is silly and unlikely... but then i read the article, wtf

actanonverba8 · 2012-11-16T03:42:36+00:00

That woman has no business having custody of a child. She should, however, do prison time and then have to pay child support. What a despicable scoundrel she is.

The larger issue is equality with reproductive choice. Men should have the CHOICE to become parents or not just like women do. That is actual real equality as opposed to the female supremacy pseudo-equality that feminists, most women generally, manginas, and white knights want.

SeethingRage · 2012-11-15T14:00:19+00:00

Don't stick your dick in crazy...it's not that hard.

MockingDead · 2012-11-15T15:50:03+00:00

Pat them on the back hard and say "good job" 'till they spit or swallow.

Then, get a vasectomy.

2012-11-15T17:20:43+00:00

If she gives you a blow job ... hold her hand over her mouth and nose until she swallows ... then let her breathe.

Either outcome will solve your problem.

2012-11-15T16:48:06+00:00

Double homicide, coming right up.

2012-11-16T03:07:29+00:00

Should have used a protection

Title	TIL that if a woman doesn't swallow and secretly uses a man's "seed" to impregnate herself, he is still legally required to pay child support [x-post r/TIL]
Author	Jesusman100
Upvotes	199
Comments	80
Date	November 15, 2012 11:15 AM UTC (13 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/138gzh/til_that_if_a_woman_doesnt_swallow_and_secretly/
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