Pathetic creepy men apologise on behalf of our gender. Comedy gold. Repost from r/cringe.

redditor157 · 2014-01-19T19:05:08+00:00

All that was missing was them ending with, "Now will you have sex with me?"

2014-01-19T19:17:59+00:00

Dear Women,

Will you please fuck us?

-Signed

A bunch of pandering dorks.

2014-01-19T19:08:14+00:00

The parody is pretty funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLRu6PJtRv4

Aaron565 · 2014-01-19T18:41:56+00:00

oh my god. Everyday I see more and more betas coming out of the closet.

Its funny because they expect that by "apologizing for all other men" they will get some pussy. They never will, and thats the worst part of it all.

Ramen_N00Bdlz · 2014-01-19T18:55:53+00:00

Good grief, I can actually taste the estrogen in the air.

It's almost like they WANT to give their women to us.

_Xi_ · 2014-01-19T19:29:14+00:00

There needs to be a new term for white knights whose reproductive strategy is to throw their whole gender under the bus and/or put all women on a pedestal. Unfortunately imagination isn't one of my strong suits, maybe someone else can think of something.

JRcanReid · 2014-01-19T18:44:34+00:00

Jesus. They should be put down. Or at least have their access to the internet revoked.

2014-01-19T20:00:52+00:00

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Whisper · 2014-01-19T22:01:58+00:00

No one else has the cause or indeed the right to apologize on my behalf.

2014-01-19T19:58:16+00:00

Fuck me, how beta does it get. My beta scale expands every week.

ArtilleryCamel · 2014-01-20T02:50:32+00:00

As men we have often devalued feeling and intuition in favor of the view dominated by data and logic.

Feels before reals? Is this a fucking joke!?

ivesaidtoomuch · 2014-01-19T20:56:34+00:00

I love guys like this and I wish more guys were like them. They make getting laid so easy.

schoolboyQueue · 2014-01-19T22:31:46+00:00

Couldn't watch. But I have to question their motivation, is this a mating strategy?

2014-01-20T02:08:49+00:00

They certainly get a pat on the back from feminists, but they'd first see the sun explode before getting a pat on the dick from one. From any woman for that matter.

2014-01-20T03:24:20+00:00

So, how many bodies under the crawlspace in total?

through_a_ways · 2014-01-20T03:52:20+00:00

estrogenic euphoria

Lay off the soy

karneadou · 2014-01-19T19:43:05+00:00

Laughing so hard I almost chocked on my food. So pathetic its funny.

FugitiveAlpha · 2014-01-19T19:46:04+00:00

OMG, that gave me the dry heaves, my ribs hurt... Thats not even white knighting, thats... OMG, that would make even the most pathetic white knight puke.

TimeAndDisregard · 2014-01-19T22:42:27+00:00

Wow that's like some cult indoctrination video you'd see at 2 AM on Adult Swim from Tim and Eric.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0vCqfsZLag#t=7m10s

mrpoopistan · 2014-01-20T00:24:15+00:00

A glorious combination of white knights of the highest order, zeta's and possibly serial killers.

Zetas? How far the cartel has fallen.

rhettdu · 2014-01-20T02:04:51+00:00

If you believe in personal responsibility, you should never apologise on behalf of someone else. Nor should you accept such an apology

Deano101 · 2014-01-19T20:18:37+00:00

Oh. My. God. code red mangina

heist_of_saint_graft · 2014-01-20T04:03:05+00:00

Srsly though, we ARE sorry for burning you at the stake.

vengefully_yours · 2014-01-20T08:13:07+00:00

Fuck those guys. I don't need anyone saying I am destructive or have done something bad, and I sure as fuck don't need them apologizing for me when I haven't done what they are saying.

Its like some asshole apologizing for me owning slaves when my family got to the USA around 1890. Just because I am white and male doesn't make me guilty of anything.

Fucking cowering supplicating douche nozzle licking eunuchs.

abutterfly · 2014-01-19T22:24:32+00:00

I was not prepared to see what I saw at 3:10. What the FUCK?

through_a_ways · 2014-01-20T03:53:38+00:00

This is harder to watch than fat hairy gay sex

watersign · 2014-01-19T20:32:15+00:00

Holy shit, im fucking CRACKING UP!!

Baridi · 2014-01-20T04:48:44+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/nftuww0.gif

FoxTrot1337 · 2014-01-20T09:13:46+00:00

no words for this.

Edit: Never mind, I found my words. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLRu6PJtRv4

Beardsman2 · 2014-01-20T10:31:37+00:00

Thats fucked up.

2014-01-19T20:13:50+00:00

It says something when one of the top-rated comments on this videos is "uugh!!!!".

SWALLOWTHISPILLBITCH · 2014-01-20T04:45:14+00:00

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! STUPID FUCKERS!!! WELCOME TO NOPUSSYVILLE!

TheRabid · 2014-01-19T20:43:08+00:00

Holy fuck. Where is my taser?

through_a_ways · 2014-01-19T21:03:39+00:00

Zeta?

Title	Pathetic creepy men apologise on behalf of our gender. Comedy gold. Repost from r/cringe.
Author	The_BitterTruth
Upvotes	66
Comments	69
Date	January 19, 2014 6:33 PM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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