Choose wisely

Uncle_Drugobert · 2020-10-19T10:41:44+00:00

A PS5 is more valuable than most of these bitches who comapre themselves to objects, thinking they are the obvious choiche.

Delifier · 2020-10-19T10:42:38+00:00

The PS5 doesnt fake it with a wig.

Gasnax · 2020-10-19T11:16:16+00:00

She's not even hot, idk how to explain it like, people who are so dolled up it doesn't even look good anymore

Sinborn · 2020-10-19T12:28:36+00:00

No full body pic, you know why.

Pony-Rigatoni · 2020-10-19T12:13:07+00:00

Women: Dont objectify us!

Also Women: Me oR ThE pS5

Dad-man · 2020-10-19T10:01:56+00:00

Can i leave you sitting on the couch for a couple of days than pick you up and keep playing like i had never left?

Can i go over to a mates place and play with his?

PowerMan2206 · 2020-10-19T08:42:12+00:00

ketchuppie · 2020-10-19T12:06:43+00:00

The PS5 doesn’t have an STD

onepumpmanonreddit · 2020-10-19T12:37:21+00:00

I'd take the ps2 over her

2020-10-19T08:36:35+00:00

Destroyed in seconds 😁

my_uncles_fat_cock · 2020-10-19T12:45:24+00:00

And then they whine that they're being objectified lmao

chefowen567 · 2020-10-19T14:16:12+00:00

The ps5 plays great games. All she plays is herself.

taha_simsek · 2020-10-19T12:00:19+00:00

I don't think that's the point of this subreddit though, it's more like women who try to get benefits becuase they have a vagina, I might be wrong though

zeroviral · 2020-10-19T12:58:40+00:00

I think they really just post these to see the funny comments and interact with people because, narcissism.

sohigh_airtechnician · 2020-10-19T13:19:16+00:00

Bitches come and go but PlayStation is eternal

Hagstik4014 · 2020-10-19T13:41:24+00:00

Idk man PS5 I can always rely on random chick on twitter looking for compliments though? Not so sure

SanQuiSau · 2020-10-19T14:10:30+00:00

Bitch i would choose the mf ps3 slim if it had ModNation Racers over your generic pussy

MyUserNameIsSkave · 2020-10-19T12:24:19+00:00

I choose the PC.

Ipride362 · 2020-10-19T15:21:50+00:00

PS5. It turns on every time I tell it to, let’s me have fun with it for hours, and I can leave it behind when I head out the house

Saankie · 2020-10-19T16:52:58+00:00

I bet she isnt fun to hang with after you nut

OgunX · 2020-10-19T12:26:52+00:00

why not both? I get the woman and she buys me a ps5 🤷🏾‍♂️

NoTrollGaming · 2020-10-19T14:24:33+00:00

easy choice r/ps5chan_hentai

Class_in_a_Rat · 2020-10-19T16:27:08+00:00

Let's be honest though, the vast, vast majority of people commenting went "Yaaas queen" and would choose a crumb of pussy over this because they're thirsty fuckin simps.

Project_Greg · 2020-10-19T16:31:01+00:00

More plastic on her than the PS5

-guci00- · 2020-10-19T16:42:29+00:00

PS5 will be able to run Cyberpunk.

DextroShade · 2020-10-22T02:17:35+00:00

Women: "Stop objectifying us you pigs!"

Also women: "Me or this inanimate object?"

sadowsentry · 2020-10-26T08:36:47+00:00

The Ps5 has less teraflops than the 2080 Ti? It's already slower than last generation's flagship.

2020-11-03T15:38:29+00:00

Woman: runs to Adidas and Apple Store

Playstation: runs Fallout and Metro

Obvious choice.

Craptivist · 2020-10-19T12:23:40+00:00

At least a PS5 won’t get virus..

horonlapsi · 2020-10-19T12:57:36+00:00

Yeah one night of pleasure or potentially 4 years of pleasure

theDmc231 · 2020-10-19T16:35:11+00:00

Pc is king

hell_n_back223 · 2020-10-19T12:47:22+00:00

whore

Moanguspickard · 2020-10-19T14:49:37+00:00

Her. Im a PC gamer

barefoot_fiki · 2020-10-19T12:57:05+00:00

PS -1

azurianlight · 2020-10-19T13:07:34+00:00

Dreamcast

NapoleonBonaparte69 · 2020-10-19T13:24:54+00:00

is your pad wireless?

r/rareinsults

Dick_Ancient · 2020-10-19T13:28:19+00:00

Putting yourself up against gaming systems on a public platform, yes, that screams secure and totally sane.

alexdiezg · 2020-10-19T13:28:31+00:00

I'm team PCMR but would still get the PS5.

AkhilVijendra · 2020-10-19T13:47:45+00:00

PS5 brings me more pussy than just one.

Verologist · 2020-10-19T14:01:20+00:00

PS5 is cheaper and more reliable.

noideawhatoput2 · 2020-10-19T14:14:21+00:00

The PS5 was also not photoshopped at all.

I_need_bigger_boobs · 2020-10-19T15:15:32+00:00

For those that’s are really into the specs check out /r/tflop

2020-10-19T15:18:02+00:00

Didn't take 'em long to compare themselves to an object.

Imma_Explain_Jokes · 2020-10-19T15:39:22+00:00

Lazy Town has changed a lot

Sneaky-iwni- · 2020-10-19T15:49:05+00:00

NGL I'll pick her then sell her off to buy that and some other shit

merkmerk73 · 2020-10-19T15:52:19+00:00

Sheeeeeeeeeeit her pussy prob stink anyway

16-TIMES-THE-DETAILs · 2020-10-19T16:01:32+00:00

whats up with these sluts and the “choose wisely” tweets is this some sort of trend

edit: I like how they always compare themselves to objects LOL

OneRocketSurgeon · 2020-10-19T16:05:06+00:00

PS5's on Zen 2? You'd think they'd give them Zen 3 early access or something idk.

Simbonita · 2020-10-19T16:08:49+00:00

It like comparing a spoon to a spaceship

Turd-Sandwich-Deluxe · 2020-10-19T16:09:27+00:00

PS5 also won't post slutty pictures on social for validation.

stockcomics · 2020-10-19T16:45:19+00:00

I‘d take her for sure because I don’t like Play Station. I would take her, then sell her organs on dark web and buy a Nintendo switch with all the games that come to my mind and a life long online subscription

MrChibiterasu · 2020-10-19T16:47:27+00:00

Let’s see here....

Next level graphics or constant bitching....

Tough choice.

thegraveyardcat · 2020-10-19T17:21:20+00:00

What’s this new craze with women asking “me or PS5?” .... can people not have partners and like gaming? I’m confused

Osumunbro · 2020-10-19T17:25:19+00:00

I love the guy that brings up specs even though he doesn't even understand them

still funny either way lmao

The_Drider · 2020-10-19T17:28:40+00:00

Is a non-wireless pad a tampon?

Pxander · 2020-10-19T17:41:44+00:00

I would choose Ps5 and porn over that other thing. She looks like the kind of woman that would throw a fit everytime you go to play on it. Also she will probably want things bought for her, she will want feeding and treating like a "princess". Ps5's are simple, and its only need is to make you happy.

nbowers578331 · 2020-10-19T18:03:54+00:00

I might be a PC guy, but damn I still know not to fall for that one

FeanorNoldor · 2020-10-19T18:21:40+00:00

I'm sorry but why the fuck would anyone pick her over a PS5?

BossCrazyRoss · 2020-10-19T18:22:34+00:00

That probably took her ego down a few notches

gallent86 · 2020-10-19T18:29:23+00:00

Holy shit you fucking killed her dude

johnmasri86 · 2020-10-19T19:54:09+00:00

Lol savage!

cmclav · 2020-10-19T20:00:14+00:00

With the PS5, I'd get countless hours of entertainment. With her, I'd get syphilis.

tujhya_nana_chi_tang · 2020-10-19T21:07:44+00:00

I would even settle for a PS3

SaintLogic · 2020-10-19T21:09:41+00:00

Excuse me but I demand an 1070ti at the minimum.

Donut-Farts · 2020-10-19T21:57:38+00:00

Wait! I thought they announced that PS5 would be Zen3 architecture.

Ojrsh · 2020-10-19T22:01:19+00:00

I chose PC.

Jha420 · 2020-10-19T22:37:24+00:00

PC is the correct answer

NoShitsGivenAtAll · 2020-10-19T23:10:07+00:00

Fishing for compliments... Sad!

YaKkO221 · 2020-10-19T23:14:54+00:00

I'm so proud of this community!

AliienBlood · 2020-10-20T00:03:58+00:00

The PS5 won’t cheat on me

starsaber132 · 2020-10-20T08:56:24+00:00

I'd choose a turbo grafix over that skank

supersaiyansoccerski · 2020-10-20T09:05:18+00:00

she looks like a really bad walmart copy of rihanna

Vict0ri0n · 2020-10-20T13:19:44+00:00

My PC > any bitch except my fianceé.

Auntie_Hero · 2020-10-20T14:49:55+00:00

I'd take the girl, no question.

I got a guy out of Belarus who'd buy her off me for enough to get TEN play stations.

alanram · 2020-10-20T17:24:23+00:00

Ps5 over some bald headed bitch

_An_Original_Name_ · 2020-10-21T13:16:16+00:00

Look I'm a PC gamer and I'm still taking the PS5

Knighthood666999 · 2020-10-21T22:57:23+00:00

Omg I geting so much hate from those low life losers and incel. This is her response to that.

DextroShade · 2020-10-22T02:15:41+00:00

I'd take the fucking virtual boy or Mr. Game and Watch over that thot.

suicidal32potato · 2020-10-22T10:00:06+00:00

I'd take a fucking ps2 over her

Thanosboi86 · 2020-10-22T13:40:05+00:00

i would take an imac g3 over her thank you

ADifferentPerson2369 · 2020-10-23T04:58:18+00:00

I chose the PS5. A woman is more likely to leave you than a PS5.

Deadass-Boi · 2020-10-23T17:30:51+00:00

Pussypass not denied, she did not use the fact that she's a woman as a way to get things, she just wanted to be compared, and although the screenshot itself is pretty funny it is not pussypassdenied material.

StealthSlav · 2020-10-25T16:39:40+00:00

Isn't that the girl from Lazy Town?

pm_me-ur-catpics · 2020-11-01T13:12:39+00:00

Xbox 360

TongCheusengXD · 2020-11-02T15:41:55+00:00

Ps5 is smoother then my life with u,u know that shit plays on 120fps

rikU001 · 2020-11-04T04:12:55+00:00

Neither. I am happy with my old ass PC

Demidemon3 · 2020-11-10T11:15:40+00:00

PS5 I can play game while you play with your self

Suckoutfrts · 2020-11-11T17:51:59+00:00

Lmaooo bitches out here overestimating themselves

Thehellerd3mon · 2020-11-14T20:29:55+00:00

Her so that I can sell her organs and buy all the homies a ps5

loner589 · 2020-11-16T10:23:06+00:00

Videos games are more meaningful than relationships these days.

2020-11-22T10:22:57+00:00

tetris

MileenaisShit · 2020-11-23T05:18:10+00:00

I'd take that PS5 gladly, I don't want that roast beef that's been beaten to death.

ScavvBoi · 2020-12-11T10:44:05+00:00

girl is temporary. PS5 is eternal.

kingxjulian0 · 2020-12-24T18:07:26+00:00

She looks like a Barbie doll but optimized for 40 year old women :/

OutsideRogue86 · 2020-12-29T02:23:37+00:00

Tfw id have more enjoyment from a ps2

Rattata- · 2020-10-23T01:57:25+00:00

It's a he. He's wearing a breastplate. LOL. That's why the neck is covered.

Manga_reader1 · 2020-10-23T12:32:45+00:00

Your tits will sag. Ps5 stays firm.

Kazahaki · 2020-10-19T15:27:30+00:00

Where is the "pussy pass" trying to be claimed, or are we just a sub hating women now?

darthmetri · 2020-10-19T12:18:08+00:00

Xboc series X

puddingtopf · 2020-10-19T12:37:02+00:00

Get the PS5, sell it, buy PC parts.

BjuiiBomb · 2020-10-19T14:45:55+00:00

Jesus this sub is full of woman haters.

Feeblemindedbrother · 2020-10-19T15:36:48+00:00

Her all day long.

Dwisdabest · 2020-10-19T14:27:46+00:00

This sub is going to shit. How is this a pussypass? I'm out

HypoKayTea · 2020-10-19T14:06:07+00:00

Was funny until the “ps5 is new, youre not” a vagina doesn’t work like that incel. They don’t permanently stretch.

LogicBender1 · 2021-12-25T23:03:27+00:00

How about neither, I'd just sell the PS5 if I got it soooooo

Title	Choose wisely
Author	hsm4ever10
Upvotes	10717
Comments	264
Date	October 19, 2020 7:26 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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