jenny from the block

rainbow_bro_bot · 2021-10-14T20:45:26+00:00

Life tip- don't waste your time and damage your brain cells reading celebrity gossip news

JGZee · 2021-10-14T20:48:26+00:00

She's what... 0 for 5 in engagements? One thing Lopez needs to understand is that those five engagements have one thing in common: HER. She's the one who needs to reevaluate her choices in men. Maybe she's not all she's hyped up to be.

One more engagement ring and she gets to snap.

EastVanMarco · 2021-10-14T20:27:24+00:00

I find that untalented, below average looking celebrities are useless.

Shnoochieboochies · 2021-10-14T20:43:08+00:00

This would be suicide if a man said this about women in public, his career would be over and he would be "cancelled" overnight. The double standard is fucking ridiculous in this world.

T4rdnado · 2021-10-14T22:04:09+00:00

Didn't know J-Lo was a mod of FDS.

Torquemada1970 · 2021-10-14T20:53:45+00:00

"Don't be fooled by the cocks that I got...."

skeletonshorror · 2021-10-14T21:00:38+00:00

She’s just mad because she’s out of eggs. 💀🔥

AntoniusAmbrosium · 2021-10-14T22:47:53+00:00

I wonder what she’d say if men said, “women over 33 are useless.” 🤔

JustAlexJames03 · 2021-10-14T23:07:51+00:00

Why would ANYONE listen to J-Ho about relationships?! Like seriously, I don’t believe in the “cock carousel” but IF it were true Ms Lopez is the reigning champ!

nosoupforyou · 2021-10-15T00:54:42+00:00

useless - translation: not rich. Most guys under 33 are still trying to build up their careers and savings. No money to blow on expensive thots.

mrrooftops · 2021-10-14T21:38:14+00:00

Guess how she got such a thick neck...

BuddhaDaddy88 · 2021-10-14T23:46:12+00:00

Biggest bitch I've ever met. Had to do security for her, and she was demanding, rude, condescending, had a very inflated image of herself, and was almost totally oblivious to how much the staff disliked her. I mean eye- rolling almost in her face, and no reaction. And I've seen her in the morning with no makeup after not sleeping well. Lol

chav_in_a_corsa · 2021-10-15T00:10:43+00:00

How old is she again? And I don't mean how old does she appear with all that synthetic poison holding her together, the carbon dating age.

Jazzbo64 · 2021-10-15T00:50:35+00:00

33 is an oddly specific age.

DJDevine · 2021-10-14T22:55:53+00:00

She’s about 20 years past people giving a shit

Only498cc · 2021-10-15T01:09:55+00:00

That's fine, but why is there a picture of Dwayne The Rock Johnson with makeup and a wig attached to the article?

People's eyebrow and everything.

NeverackWinteright · 2021-10-14T21:03:55+00:00

Who now?

Czarcasm1776 · 2021-10-14T22:18:18+00:00

Trying to wield the Infinity Thotlet

Blues_bros_ · 2021-10-14T21:50:40+00:00

What a fucking femcel!

Miserable-Lemon · 2021-10-14T22:24:32+00:00

Why the fuck would anyone pay attention to "celebrities"? Like those paid to be as fake as possible? You think they have anything to teach you?

1DirtyOldBastard · 2021-10-15T01:30:44+00:00

Damn she got a thickass neck wtf?

lastn06 · 2021-10-14T21:02:34+00:00

Total cunt. If she could not afford being made of plastic, she would look like a handbag now. If you look at people only from the outside, you will get some shallow fuckers who are full of themselves. While she is a pretty thing to look at She would be a bitch to deal with.

BeefPieSoup · 2021-10-15T00:03:21+00:00

Imagine if someone had said girls under the age of 33 are "useless". Imagine the backlash for that.

finalrebel · 2021-10-14T21:49:54+00:00

Shes not entirely wrong, but she forgot the other half of the statement where you also say childless women over the age of 33 are useless

AlexJonesStoleMyShoe · 2021-10-14T23:00:26+00:00

According to some bimbo has-been celebrity who doesn't even know of my existence and also can't figure out at her age how to successfully sustain a marriage with one person, I'm apparently "useless" because I have the audacity to be under the age of 33. I'll take that as a compliment, because I would rather be considered useless than be some shallow person who has recyclable body parts. Seriously, she could save some sea turtles by recycling her useless plastic "booty"

random_rascal · 2021-10-14T23:06:38+00:00

Jenny's been around the block...

pandadogunited · 2021-10-14T20:32:28+00:00

It’s Yahoo, nobody gives a damn.

yashspartan · 2021-10-14T23:01:36+00:00

How are people taking relationship advice from someone who cant even stay married to 1 guy for long?

turbokungfu · 2021-10-14T23:41:01+00:00

I want her neck workout routine!

Justgiz · 2021-10-15T01:23:48+00:00

Men above 33 are also useless.

Me: 36y/o

Zero_Life_Left · 2021-10-15T02:14:08+00:00

She's doing her own scientific research. She's surveying 100 guys annually to gather up statistics.

11Letters1Name · 2021-10-15T05:28:28+00:00

She’s had more cock in her than a chicken coop

ONEJOHNSON · 2021-10-14T23:24:20+00:00

She is old as hell, past her prime. And still hasn't been able to keep a man all this time, sounds like it is she who is lacking something vital to a man staying for longer than it takes for the enjoyment of her holes to wear off.

GyaradosDance · 2021-10-14T21:43:29+00:00

On the other hand, you could see it as "Hey women in your 20s, date older men".

brcolemnc · 2021-10-15T00:03:38+00:00

Jenny from around the block has a whole lot of miles.

QuarantineSucksALot · 2021-10-15T00:17:27+00:00

ive been looking at the spirits

SaintLogic · 2021-10-15T02:04:41+00:00

Let's be honest. She's a hoe, high class, and expensive but a hoe nonetheless.

cunejo · 2021-10-15T02:29:57+00:00

She’s not the brightest when it comes to intellect.

coolguy1793B · 2021-10-15T05:11:39+00:00

Im over 33, and I'm just as useless as these young uns

Obnoxiousjimmyjames · 2021-10-15T13:08:54+00:00

Nobody, absolutely no one, gives a fuck about what Jennifer Lopez thinks.

It’s time for “celebrity culture” to die.

ifiagreedwithu · 2021-10-15T00:41:49+00:00

This is a woman who pretends to drop her silverware in restaurants so she can spit on waitresses to amuse her entourage. Be proud, America.

MatthewofHouseGray · 2021-10-14T20:50:05+00:00

Who is she?

Viktemeyez · 2021-10-15T00:39:50+00:00

Women are useless after 33.

your_gfs_other_bf · 2021-10-14T21:01:01+00:00

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soupafi · 2021-10-15T00:56:53+00:00

Wonder what gift basket she got from A-rod.

Bulldogjim · 2021-10-15T02:02:32+00:00

That comment cut like a diam…well, you get the idea.

MaryGiles98 · 2021-10-15T03:17:46+00:00

What did you expect from a generic romantic comedy

mrmatthunt · 2021-10-15T03:23:41+00:00

She’s correct. I simp for her.

Dreddmartyr13 · 2021-10-15T03:27:52+00:00

But she taught us that her love don't cost a thing! 😳

dirtybirdy15 · 2021-10-15T03:33:33+00:00

Righto lmao

The_Russell_Pinto · 2021-10-15T03:45:02+00:00

Woman that collects engagement rings like Thanos That had me laughing

the_warmbeer · 2021-10-15T06:05:03+00:00

almost as useless as some celebrity's opinion.

maikosan · 2021-10-15T07:04:21+00:00

whats with her neck, it looks like she has the rocks neck....

Degama64 · 2021-10-15T07:36:21+00:00

"Perfectly shallow, as all women should be."

MrdrBrgr · 2021-10-15T07:58:17+00:00

I once worked security in a hotel this lady was staying at. I got called around 0200 because she was having a full on meltdown over chicken and her screaming was pissing the other millionaires off. I got to politely tell Jenny from the block (over the head of her inexplicably small "bodyguard") to ~~shut the fuck up before the police come~~ please control herself before the matter had to be escalated to legal authorities.

phoenixbbs · 2021-10-15T08:15:44+00:00

Jenny from cock block

penisbrocken · 2021-10-15T09:14:54+00:00

She had tryed 40% off mens populution

iluv_versed · 2021-10-15T12:09:07+00:00

There are men out there under the age of 33 that work at nasa, are physicians, engineers. What did she do? Sing and dance and pretend to be a character in a movie? Who is really useless?

firezenukes · 2021-10-15T17:55:23+00:00

She's got a big ole wrestler neck in that pic.

SpecialistParticular · 2021-10-27T14:55:55+00:00

She's definitely not skipping neck day.

alternatehistoryin3d · 2021-10-27T15:11:25+00:00

Isn't she like 50.

Inspection-Western · 2021-10-29T15:21:55+00:00

I think women over 23 are really useless

luciferisgreat · 2021-10-14T20:51:24+00:00

I kinda agree. I find women over 33 completely useless myself.

JonnyBGood74 · 2021-10-14T20:32:24+00:00

Fat ass whore

FacelessOnes · 2021-10-14T20:48:54+00:00

Why do we even care what this hoe says in the first place?

AtlasRafael · 2021-10-14T23:52:51+00:00

Well, I’m 25 and I’m pretty damn useless so I can’t argue.

tjhoush93 · 2021-10-14T21:46:18+00:00

As a man in his twenties this is hard to argue.

pleasedontmeat · 2024-06-19T22:11:39+00:00

I mean, if we're comparing her marriages to a marvel character, by all means let it be The Mandarin, numerous rings for each finger

domlacouvee · 2021-10-14T20:52:49+00:00

I’m 25 and I agree, I am useless

duffmanhb · 2021-10-14T20:38:22+00:00

She's still not wrong. 20s is peak retard.

pasenast · 2021-10-14T20:46:17+00:00

Love it.

mickydakid · 2021-10-14T22:23:57+00:00

Untalented is cap but everything else facts

c1on · 2021-10-15T00:03:33+00:00

Lots of butthurt under 33s here.

bigbutterdawg · 2021-10-14T21:22:11+00:00

Not a PPD

IrwinWintonian · 2021-10-15T01:01:58+00:00

Love that the person angry with JLo's history in love and marriage used a fictional fucking character to compare her with. cfu

MrHonwe · 2021-10-15T01:14:30+00:00

I’m about 75% sure they took that quote out of context

LLForbie · 2021-10-15T02:06:08+00:00

I think people here are missing the point. This is a really common viewpoint among women of all ages these days. J-lo is just saying it out loud. The whole "Smash the Patriarchy" thing is really just vapid women viewing men as banks. If you don't make 150k a year then you don't have anything to offer them they can't get for free.

Totally doesn't fit this sub. It's not like she tried to accomplish anything by saying that. There was no pussy pass denial here... just another stupid Marvel reference.

lenevanbruyne · 2021-10-14T20:34:35+00:00

She is hot

ullyceese · 2021-10-15T01:13:15+00:00

Hahaha, like Thanos, hahaha.

mxcrazy1998 · 2021-10-15T01:23:37+00:00

Taking any advice from any woman is really rather stupid.

GrimnirBjorn · 2021-10-15T01:27:34+00:00

What do you think would happen if she put them all on and snapped her fingers

povertymayne · 2021-10-15T01:43:56+00:00

She collects rings like its the fucking superbowl

MarkyOchoa · 2021-10-15T02:32:37+00:00

It really should say Sauron...

WryProfessor · 2021-10-15T03:16:09+00:00

Unless you need a military.

x___o0o___x · 2021-10-15T03:31:34+00:00

Does Thanos collect engagement rings?

norodandar · 2021-10-15T04:00:10+00:00

You finally recovered from two broken arms?

ianthony19 · 2021-10-15T05:20:12+00:00

She looks like a female version of the rock

-Listening · 2021-10-15T05:22:48+00:00

Good jenny wanted to be like the millionth time

BennedictBennett · 2021-10-15T06:52:24+00:00

Really useless? Her whole career is based around lip syncing and other people singing her songs and pretending they’re her. Fool.

Zvijer1987 · 2021-10-15T07:28:26+00:00

Yeah, let's listen someone who is gathering rings like Thanos

heavvymetal · 2021-10-15T08:05:12+00:00

Dayum. Keep those movie stubs Marvel fans. This ones gonna sting.

DEVOmay97 · 2021-10-15T09:41:32+00:00

Ah, yes, of course, a persons age defines their usefulness, I can definitely see it now...

MisPlacedNeuroBlue · 2021-10-15T09:57:07+00:00

For such a vapid clueless woman that’s probably 100% useless herself we’re it not for her looks and her stellar ass and body - just imagine how she is going to mentally collapse when she figuratively “Hits the Wall” pretty soon… you think she’s says crazy shit now? She’ll stab poor Ben in his sleep.

valkgh · 2021-10-15T10:33:32+00:00

The same could be said about her

StinkingDischarge · 2021-10-15T11:38:47+00:00

What's with the neck? It looks like someone photoshopped an artists conception of how she wishes she looked on a linebackers body.

Xanneros · 2021-10-15T11:48:35+00:00

Jenny from the Block because everyone knows Jennifer Lopez was a straight OG in $.M.M. lmao

T4rdnado · 2021-10-15T12:10:31+00:00

She's 52, and definitely looks like it. She'd look even older if it wasn't for all the plastic surgeries.

Neeko1Trick · 2021-10-15T12:21:04+00:00

As justina valentine would say, Jennifer Hoepez.

Kvistler · 2021-10-15T12:57:04+00:00

Also r/rareinsults

ThatGuyThatSaysWords · 2021-10-15T13:21:21+00:00

Woohoo I’ll be useful in December!

Adalmodus · 2021-10-15T13:34:52+00:00

Times is unstoppable, her time will comes too, nothing lasts forever

Lord_TachankaCro · 2021-10-15T13:52:08+00:00

I'm disappointed that he went for thanos next to Sauron.

robot_camel87 · 2021-10-15T14:28:45+00:00

Yeah I mean I’m 34 now and am no longer feel useless that’s for sure /s

song_haru · 2021-10-15T14:58:40+00:00

wise words from jennifer lopass

Curia-DD · 2021-10-15T15:29:32+00:00

I find they're useful for at least one thing

jzr171 · 2021-10-15T15:51:18+00:00

That's what happens when you become irrelevant. You publish stupid shit for attention.

madialloo · 2021-10-15T16:02:49+00:00

She for the streets (Ben will kick her again ) ! Look at her dating CV please 😏🤣

davesnothereman84 · 2021-10-15T17:57:07+00:00

Oh, snap! 🤌

Jmclay681 · 2021-10-15T20:25:51+00:00

What a coincidence. I find her music and garbage acting useless too. She’s famous bc she has a big ass. She just played a stripper in a movie at 50 years old. That tells you all you need to know

OogumSanskimmer · 2021-10-15T20:38:00+00:00

Must admit, that was funny.

haddadphila · 2021-10-17T02:32:03+00:00

She’s right tho.

2021-10-17T12:04:48+00:00

She still gets wet for the strapping young bucks for sure. She just has no use for them now and is also possibly resentful of not getting the commitment she believes she’s owed when she was younger.

mrrobot_fan · 2021-10-18T19:46:48+00:00

You know what, if she says it, I'll believe it : )

Educational_Stage901 · 2021-10-19T01:54:50+00:00

Hahaha

extremeindiscretion · 2021-10-27T14:06:15+00:00

I can only speak for myself but, nobody cares. Celebrity worship is silly. They may have started out like us, but money,fame and worship changes a person. When they try to relate to regular folk,it's laughable.Not true for every celebrity, but a majority.

Random-Kindness · 2021-10-31T07:09:24+00:00

J-Low is a dude under the flesh. You guys didn't know that?

Gay dudes fly through other men.

deadcommand · 2021-10-31T19:02:59+00:00

You know what, I'm gonna take a different tack and instead of taking an easy bow shot at J-Lo, I actually like this idea and think more women should think it. I could absolutely use the better part of another decade to get my life in order before having to even consider looking for women XD

Slappinbackurinsults · 2021-11-08T05:55:02+00:00

at the rate she's going, bitch is gonna have a second gauntlet. also DAAAMMMMM that guy burnt the overcooked pork rib she is

radius40 · 2021-10-15T00:14:04+00:00

Listen man … Jenny is still hot as balls … and she is right

TipMeinBATtokens · 2021-10-15T02:06:36+00:00

Its not really a PPD as she's never reading that shit.

Her comment was probably just aimed at bashing that one guy from drumline she married that was over 10+ years younger than she was after they divorced. People can take it personal I'm sure its not directed at you, though why take it personal if she doesn't care what you think about her?

Santoryu360 · 2021-10-15T02:14:09+00:00

Seems a bit tongue-in-cheek to me. She then matched a lady with a 30 year old, it’s a pretty stupid article. Begs the question why OP didn’t link it in the first place and seems to be stoking flames unnecessarily.

Link: https://uk.news.yahoo.com/jennifer-lopez-says-men-age-33-really-useless-160358837.html

Nefarious_Donut · 2021-10-15T12:14:59+00:00

She is technically not wrong. Most men do not reach the level of resources and provisioning most women want until their late twenties early thirties, sometimes later. I tell young men to focus on their career until 30 and young women to focus on finding a husband before 30

Livid-Technology-396 · 2021-10-15T12:42:31+00:00

She’s not wrong. I was worthless until about the age of 35.

TaowinC · 2021-10-23T17:02:48+00:00

Be carefull of tabloid who will post those without context as a clickbait

She said it to someone while watching profile on tinder, on a show.

It's her right to feel that men under a certain age are useless to her. In the same way, i would not want a woman under 20 (and hardly under 25).

But it's easy money for the tabloid to do it, so they will likely continue to do so

Title	jenny from the block
Author	sureshotwist
Upvotes	11908
Comments	277
Date	October 14, 2021 8:24 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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