The "lady" doth protest too much, methinks.

tiernach · 2021-12-11T16:46:59+00:00

I was raised by a single mom and we were poor as shit. My mom worked two jobs to keep a roof over our head and food on the plate. Since I was 12 I worked and helped out.

How are these bitches stay at home single moms?

Joaquino7997 · 2021-12-11T15:48:43+00:00

Yet another single mom who has nothing to offer except kids and a horrible attitude!

CSM_Pepper · 2021-12-11T16:05:26+00:00

She keeps saying she's not ugly. Apparently she has a hard time convincing herself, let alone a man with options.

coldsteel86 · 2021-12-11T15:44:44+00:00

She cant even type a coherent sentence.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-12-11T16:18:20+00:00

This is a great find, /u/SpicyPoaster, and underrated so far.

With how adamantly opposed to any hookups or FWB arrangements she is, combined with the fact that she emphatically seeks a committed relationship now that she has kids already, further combined with her being a stay-at-home mother, illustrates that she, like most women, just view men as utilities rather than people with wants and desires of their own.

I'm tempted to re-flair this post as "bailout", but with her continual insistence illustrating how often men will propose an FWB arrangement only to move on when she declines, "single mom tears" fits quite nicely.

SkylordAl · 2021-12-11T17:20:18+00:00

"Has kids"

"Single"

"Stay at home mom"

"Wants more kids"

What?! Are you serious? laughs like J.J. Jameson

Wonder_prez · 2021-12-11T18:48:58+00:00

"No second language"

She doesn't have a first language either.

Impressive-Cricket-8 · 2021-12-11T16:06:46+00:00

stay at home mother

Single, I am putting in serious effort to find someone

She's putting effort into finding someone, but who cares about having a job? She deserves to be taken care of!

john_L27 · 2021-12-11T16:19:48+00:00

If she was pretty, she would probably still have a man.

Fancuku · 2021-12-11T21:11:57+00:00

I ain't ugly

Whoever told you that lied to you. You're ugly as sin.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2021-12-11T20:25:33+00:00

Even King Solomon wouldn't accept her as 701th wife.

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2021-12-11T23:53:26+00:00

That is right... she is not looking for sex or any other kind of good time.... she has other dudes for that.

She is looking for mr. traditional blue pill betabucks to come onboard to pay up now that the fun is over.

omegajelly200 · 2021-12-12T01:04:13+00:00

As usual the toilet is her natural habitat.

Men stay in the office, she stays in the toilet.

ProfaneMonkeyCapers · 2021-12-11T18:15:59+00:00

don't ask [...] how old
31 years old

That's a (small) red flag to me as well - allegedly women on ~~dating~~ hookup sites have profiles that say things like "Oh, I don't know why it says 28, I'm actually 25!" because they lied about their age.

Hard to tell from the photos there, but if she's younger and lied about being older, then I suspect a head start on the CC. If she's older and lying about being younger... well... mutton makes a poor substitute for lamb!

droden · 2021-12-12T00:05:05+00:00

You'd have a better time fucking a literal dead beached whale.

yabukothestray · 2021-12-11T18:57:57+00:00

lol everything else trashy on this profile aside, what even is the logic behind listing “won’t say if they own a car” on your dating profile lol

me_at_myhouse · 2021-12-12T17:49:32+00:00

Poor lady. She's ugly on the inside.

loneliness-inc · 2021-12-12T14:23:11+00:00

don't ask me where I'm from or how old.

If you're saying that, you're either too young or too old.

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2021-12-12T15:36:00+00:00

Oh boy, look at those pictures, one really close up and one really far away..

RedPilledLife · 2021-12-15T18:07:31+00:00

She is kinda pretty....

For a landwhale 🐳🐋😆😆😆

The "lady" doth protest too much, methinks.

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Title	The "lady" doth protest too much, methinks.
Author	SpicyPoaster
Upvotes	71
Comments	51
Date	December 11, 2021 7:09 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/rdu73o/the_lady_doth_protest_too_much_methinks/
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