Tatted single mom complains about jerks she dated in the past and seeks relationship "without third party situations." But don't contact her if you're an aquarius, sagittarius, or libra - it just won't work!

Lib-Tears-in-my-cup · 2021-11-16T21:25:18+00:00

Children for Chad. None for you.

nitro-666 · 2021-11-16T21:38:51+00:00

So, she's "accepting and thoughtful" but won't even talk to you if you were born the wrong day of the year. Sounds logical.

f3wl · 2021-11-16T20:32:11+00:00

Won’t say if she has a car. That’s a no then. Actively seeking a chauffeur.

vegasbadboy702 · 2021-11-16T20:52:24+00:00

A 31 year old dental assistant whose tatted and who doesn’t own a car and has a few extra pounds. She has kids and doesn’t want any more. Wow what a great list of attributes. She seems to be focused on astrological signs. That’s the quality to focus on ladies.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-11-16T21:35:41+00:00

I'm sure she's a lovely person as a neighbor or a co-worker. As a potential mate and gf, it's the opposite. She's a train wreck carrying a toxic stew of chlorine gas and nuclear waste. Packaged as a single, obese 30 year old mother, filled with optimism based on celestial bodies and astrology, while grounded enough to remember her high demands that no one so far has attempted to meet.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-11-16T21:24:46+00:00

She's good at almost anything...

...anything except getting any of her baby daddies to commit to her.

Ask me anything!

Okay.

Where are your baby daddies and why couldn't you get any of them to commit to you BEFORE you popped out these kids?

She's right about one thing: I'm wasting my time with her.

Swipe left, gents.

slipkid223 · 2021-11-16T22:15:00+00:00

Perfect example of "Alpha seed, Beta need"

Rob141414 · 2021-11-16T21:46:36+00:00

She is looking for a bill payer and a slave.

Overkillengine · 2021-11-16T23:01:30+00:00

What I am getting from her profile and interests is if you are black and have money you can have an easy side bitch. But you'll have to pick her up for that booty call since she doesn't have a car.

Lol just tell her to get a damn bus pass. It'll be a good test of whether she thinks you are Fucks or Bucks.

jzdelona · 2021-11-16T22:50:53+00:00

God what a bucket of horseshit, I always feel so embarrassed for people (generally women) who spout astrology nonsense, it feeds right into that whole "victim of circumstance" mentality.

cautionTomorrow555 · 2021-11-16T21:34:36+00:00

So let me get this straight I get to be the bailout for someone who isn't going to be attracted to me after dating a bunch of out of her league bad boys? No thanks been there done that enough times already she will treat me badly, never appreciate it, and the relationship will last at most 6 months before she gets bored and goes back to the bad boys. The only difference is now she has kids from those bad boys so hell fucking NO!

Impressive-Cricket-8 · 2021-11-17T00:21:39+00:00

A few extra pounds? I doubt that. Also, aren't kids a third party situation?

And from now on, I identify as aquarius.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2021-11-16T22:26:23+00:00

Is there really need to censor her mug? Gotta see the whole package of her, her offers versus her demands

BeholdTheHair · 2021-11-17T00:58:18+00:00

I want to experience love without trust issues & commitment issues & 3rd party situations & lack of integrity & sneaky link ups behind my back & not having to beg to be loved & treated right & heard & seen & reciprocation is mutual??

Good grief. If you know what to look for you'll find most women tell on themselves, but this is another level entirely. Combine that with her "interest" in money, getting money, "real" men and... "melanated" men.

Jesus wept.

One-Move · 2021-11-17T00:32:42+00:00

Ok, English is not my first language, but either she is not so smart (the astrology is a hint) or she didn’t care to proof read the profile. Ok the first

Gundamsafety · 2021-11-16T22:21:19+00:00

Crap! I'm a Taurus, so I guess I have to talk to her. Damn it I was really hopping I was on the "do not talk to " list.

Let me check and make sure I don't use any punctuation, if, I, do, I, Will, overuse ,the, punctuation, I, do, have.

wanderingNotLost1980 · 2021-11-16T22:58:59+00:00

Interests include "money" and "getting money." Where do I sign up for that deal?

Never mind, I'm the wrong sign, damn.

reignoferror00 · 2021-11-16T22:53:27+00:00

Hippy dippy single mom looking for some mythical love with a lot of conditions along with the added bonus of 'money' and 'getting money' as her interests.

She's also funnier than shit. By that she means she is funnier than her stepping in dog shit and dragging it inside your house all on your carpet.

Sign me up right now. If the position is full put me on the waiting list. Oops, sorry I'm a Libra. Oh well.

Balefirez · 2021-11-17T04:18:24+00:00

Imagine eliminating a large swath of humanity simply based on when they were born. “Ooh! You’re attractive and we have a lot of common, but you were born 1 day too early/late. Sorry! Better luck next time!”

deckran · 2021-11-17T07:35:22+00:00

Maybe i am cynical and reading too much into this but she seems like a golddigger to me. Or at least that she used to be some monied guy's other woman and he was handling them both. That's how the "3rd party" and "beg to be loved" and "seen/heard" fit i think. She also says:

- She's interested in money 2 times and is "very ambitious".

- Interested in a "real man". We all know what that means.

- Wants to experience love without trust/commitment issues: give me access to your bank account and commit to me so i can wreck you in divorce court later

- Treated right: code for money again

ZZoMBiEXIII · 2021-11-17T17:05:28+00:00

I always find it suspect when anyone, male or female, describes themselves as "funny". Describing oneself as "I'm funny as shit, man" is pinging some klaxons for me here.

What... does that, mean? Exactly? Because it sounds like you do stupid shit -probably loudly- and expect folks to cheer you on, ngl.

I could be off on this one, but I've never met a funny person who described themselves as such.

B_P_G · 2021-11-17T03:55:08+00:00

You're a libra, aren't ya darlin?

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2021-11-17T17:22:26+00:00

She needs to start worrying more about her weight and poor decision making skills than she does about Astrology signs.

sqorry · 2021-11-17T08:06:35+00:00

Thank god i'm a aquarius, still no clue what that changes but not my problem.

WeRAllOnThisBlessedD · 2021-11-17T13:44:42+00:00

Has kids

Does not want children

She’s a walking contradiction. Stay far away from this one.

knucklz74 · 2021-11-17T16:25:17+00:00

But im a man ,Does that work. And a dolphin ,and a horse and a unicorn and a chamelion .... a 🤣

OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-11-18T05:22:08+00:00

Thot- I'm a Christian!

Also thot- omg i luv the zOdiac!

loneliness-inc · 2021-11-16T21:43:02+00:00

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PopularBug5 · 2021-11-18T04:06:47+00:00

I'm pretty damned sure in canon Christianity astrology is forbidden. God is the one that decides your fate, not some fucking star formation in the Milky Way Galaxy. And even then, God helps those who help themselves, not morons who live life on autopilot depending on star charts.

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-11-18T14:46:22+00:00

Jesus what is it with women and astrology?

Hunk_Maggot · 2021-11-18T22:01:37+00:00

30's in her mind but 40's in her body

Ok_Management4634 · 2021-11-19T06:05:52+00:00

"I'm good at almost anything".. well, you aren't good at writing a coherent sentence.

All that astrology BS is an automatic NO from me. It's an indication of a stupider than normal woman.

Nesfan888 · 2021-11-21T19:29:37+00:00

Thank god im a Libra

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