Mom of 5 gives you ghetto words of wisdom about bullets and fake friends, along with the giving you the middle finger. I mean, this lady just emanates class! Come on, she deserves something real already 😭😭😭

theLOLbird · 2021-12-28T19:32:45+00:00

I can't even imagine what kind of poor fucking bloke would settle for this stay at home mom of 5!

Imagine all you would need to provide in terms of energy and money to keep this creature satisfied? And I bet she would still hit up one of the baby daddies while you're at work.

There is literally no reason for any dude to even consider this person for anything else than a pump and dump.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-12-28T20:15:19+00:00

Interested in: casual dating

followed by:

I'm at a stage where I want something real!

Make up your goddamn mind.

HedgeRunner · 2021-12-28T20:38:51+00:00

I can't understand how after having 5 kids, the words "I want something real" can be said without shame.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-12-28T21:48:17+00:00

I'm at a stage [in my life] where I want something real.

Said the woman who's flipping the bird in the very first photo on her dating profile.

The only 'real' she's gonna ever experience from now on is 'real' lonely because she looks and sounds 'real' stupid on this profile.

RumRogerz · 2021-12-28T21:52:04+00:00

This looks like your typical Montrealer party girl that never grew up

PJP66 · 2021-12-28T20:21:59+00:00

She sounds like quite a philosopher.

Ambitious-Citron-546 · 2021-12-28T20:56:21+00:00

Bills kickin‘ in , so it‘s time for a provider. In exchange she gives some BJ’s and STD‘s.

Rob141414 · 2021-12-28T20:55:58+00:00

5 kids-Permanent booty call.

AlienAmerican1 · 2021-12-28T21:14:54+00:00

She seems nice.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-12-28T22:59:32+00:00

Love me for who I am = Dumpster fire

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2021-12-29T10:33:31+00:00

I will never understand where a mother of 5 kids gets the audacity to worry about dating.

Flashy_Glove6208 · 2021-12-29T01:06:46+00:00

Not touching this one with a 100 metres pole.

Stay away from crazies and drama.

Again black nail polish and tattoos = mental problems. Darius M's theory proves to be true again.

panzer22222 · 2021-12-29T02:51:45+00:00

Damn that is some hard '32' years

maruadventurer · 2021-12-28T22:11:23+00:00

OT, Have you seen the former Playboy Karen who initiated a fist fight on the delta flight? Signpost of our time. https://heavy.com/news/patricia-cornwall-delta-fight-video/

vegasbadboy702 · 2021-12-29T12:17:25+00:00

A 32 year old mother of FIVE kids who is overweight and demanding people “love me for who she is”. She is tatted and pierced as well. She is the epitome of uncouth. She’s “very ambitious” yet doesn’t even own a car. Lol. At least she owns a cat because Winter is coming.

Dunkman83 · 2021-12-28T22:49:33+00:00

how old is too old to be sticking up the middle finger in dating app pics??

asking for a friend

Nesfan888 · 2021-12-29T01:01:05+00:00

First I thought this was pretty bad but holy fuck, then I noticed that there is a second image....

One-Move · 2021-12-29T01:43:57+00:00

Nearly worth to get a vasectomy and raw dog her until she tries to baby Trapp me white chad seed

ItsJustMeMaggie · 2021-12-29T09:13:47+00:00

“Very ambitious”. Yeah I’m sure you are. Textbook ratchet.

V_M · 2021-12-29T17:12:54+00:00

ghetto words of wisdom about bullets and fake friends

Slightly misquoted French lyrics from the album Ocho Rios from the turn of the century IIRC. Pretty popular in the south/med region and you probably heard it if you traveled anywhere from Spain to Italy coast around then.

The other stuff she posts looks weird and someone who knows more French than me (which isn't much, so don't be shy) can probably identity the French hip hop album for the weird quote about hypocrisy.

WRT judgment of her ... So she's quoting French reggae/pop music lyrics from when she was in high school, but she ain't been in high school for good long while, peaked in high school types get pretty cringy by middle age, so ...

On the other hand so many women post to OLD offering nothing but a hole; she at least offers fandom of French music from twenty years ago. 2000s French pop music fandom is more of a "real" hobby than the stereotypical OLD female profile hobbies of eating and traveling.

I have to admit, she made me laugh out loud at the idea of me unironically shitposting Winger lyrics from 1990 to try an lure in a chick. That's right up there with singing karaoke of "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen to woo a lady. Honestly some days this is the funniest subreddit on the entire site...

bilged · 2021-12-29T00:42:01+00:00

"very ambitious"

Lol she'd have to be with all that baggage.

loneliness-inc · 2021-12-29T12:45:58+00:00

Love me for who I am

Ah.... the good old delusion of unconditional love...

incarnate1 · 2021-12-29T19:12:56+00:00

Any takers for one of the quickest paths to poverty?

What a gold mine.

EastEndMontrealer1 · 2021-12-30T00:08:32+00:00

If this girl is from Quebec (which is a possibility given the writing style) them I am ashamed to say that I'm a Quebecer

MAFiA_79 · 2021-12-31T18:31:02+00:00

Clown world

Single mom with 5 children on the cc again

Zestyclose-Promise · 2022-01-02T22:27:50+00:00

Is it just me or is it an automatic red flag when you see that a lady uses a pic where she is flipping off the camera? Honestly I have never seen that on a profile where the girl wasn’t a complete dumpster fire.

Rayzor_debiker · 2022-01-04T08:21:44+00:00

Girls who stick their tongues out and flash the middle finger represent the top tier of high society.

benethorpl · 2022-01-05T02:30:32+00:00

what's french for gopnitsa?

theLOLbird · 2021-12-28T23:40:34+00:00

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