Saw this as I was waiting in line and had to share 🤣

Maingurl · 2022-02-11T21:12:23+00:00

Lol, his little toes.

greatornothing · 2022-02-11T23:22:04+00:00

You never know when you’ll run into a HVM!

ivory_727 · 2022-02-11T20:58:51+00:00

This is actually great. If it was dark chocolate I would totally get it.

BeDiamond · 2022-02-11T23:29:50+00:00

I've tried one of these before, and frankly, they are not as good as they look. It's a case of chocolate art imitating life.

bleda_princezna · 2022-02-11T22:02:00+00:00

My soulmate 😍😂

KetoKittenAround · 2022-02-12T03:45:09+00:00

I bet this man will be as hollow and disappointing as the majority.

SakuraGirl88 · 2022-02-11T22:54:50+00:00

He's cute. But I'd still probably melt him 🤣

virtualmachinista · 2022-02-11T21:21:43+00:00

Does anyone else remember those Perfect Man calendars? They were hilarious

Illustrious-Gap6045 · 2022-02-12T01:06:15+00:00

Lol! I got one of these one year for valentines day from a co worker and the first thing I did was bite his head off. Gruesome but satisfying (I had just gotten out of an abusive relationship months prior)! She saw me do it and starting laughing her ass off lmao!

Owl-right · 2022-02-12T00:33:07+00:00

Bit short tho 😂

santomelon · 2022-02-11T21:58:10+00:00

And he has no vocal chords to say anything. I was going to comment say anything stupid, but it’s a man so that would be redundant.

Shot_Presence_8382 · 2022-02-11T23:54:37+00:00

But he's short 🤣👎🏽

Davina33 · 2022-02-12T12:37:01+00:00

Yummy!

Partypuppers · 2022-02-14T13:33:16+00:00

Given how small a person he is I hope he's a grower and not a shower.

Title	Saw this as I was waiting in line and had to share 🤣
Author	Spittens
Upvotes	411
Comments	16
Date	February 11, 2022 8:25 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/sq8p0t/saw_this_as_i_was_waiting_in_line_and_had_to_share/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/saw-this-as-i-was-waiting-in-line-and-had-to-share.1101181 https://theredarchive.com/post/1101181

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