Friendzone Fiona makes her guy friend the stepdad to her kid, then shows her appreciation by reiterating that they're still "just friends".

kevin32 · 2022-07-22T12:32:37+00:00

Please observe Rule 1. We're here to expose women's dual-mating and poor behavior, not shame the men who are blue-pilled as we once were.

Recfinal14 · 2022-07-22T12:48:35+00:00

Don’t think that guys is going to find a long term girlfriend, at least not as long as he’s playing family with his friend and her kid.

She’s got to know that her friend is going to have a hard time finding someone willing to accept that hat he’s playing father to a kid that isn’t his, with a woman that is just a best friend.

Mister_McDerp · 2022-07-22T13:49:01+00:00

what the fuck kind of sociopathic torture am I witnessing

APathWellTraveled · 2022-07-22T13:22:58+00:00

Nah... that's just sad as fuck. This is why it's so important more men recognize this shit for what it really is.

slab3 · 2022-07-22T12:44:40+00:00

bruh

Land_of_the_Losers · 2022-07-22T13:51:34+00:00

He's the "rock!" Steady as Gibraltar! He's totally the glue holding her precious little family together! Until, you know, some hotter rando buys her a few Mike's Hard Lemonades and her panties slide off while her "rock" babysits. Wheee, friendship!

Extension-Soil-620 · 2022-07-22T14:07:20+00:00

Poor dude, he needs a friend, somebody to tell him he needs to ditch her, and her spawn.

Its not his job to raise an other dudes kid.

droden · 2022-07-22T12:50:23+00:00

she chooses you! now! feel blessed that you dont get to take her out to the restaurant or eat dinner with her or enjoy her company. no some loser got to do that while you sat outside unchosen probably unpersoned. now you get to foot the bill for a meal you never got to enjoy. yeah totally awesome.

Intelligent-Bet-8507 · 2022-07-22T13:26:11+00:00

I can hear her now “I’m not looking for a relationship right now! I just need you to be a friend and maybe oneday we will see what happens once I’ve absolutely smashed through the wall and every bit of my attractiveness is gone. Even if I can still somewhat get a Chads attention for 5 seconds, I still will think I’m better than you. But until then we are just gonna be friends no matter how hard you try. Now, can I borrow some money?”

Ramayri · 2022-07-22T15:57:19+00:00

For the young lads here:

On Average it takes 10 up to maximum of 30 seconds for a woman to categorize you.

The template 3 categories go as follows:

Hot guys 6 pack, will show you she is interested almost immediately and if ignored will start to intrude in order to receive your attention.
The nice guy / potential backup husband, not much to be said here, you've been categorized as a "safe bet". Your attention does not matter and to obtain hers even for a fraction of a second some Avengers level shenanigans would be required, with no guarantee of success.
Gay BFF, do I even need to elaborate on this one ?

Here we have a hard case of type 2 categorization. This young bloke is so far in the nice guy category even taking care of her child does not land him sex. Read very carefully how she portrays the guy and the situation: "You're my best friend and an amazing dad to X" and the most showing thing: "The most amazing thing is she choose you" / "I hope one day you can find a woman who will treat you as well as you treat her".

See the magic is that the bastard child choose him as a stepfather , not the fact that #MisterFriendForEver decided to take care of a child that is not his , while his mother does not even want to share her bed with him. If you find yourself in catergory 2 , do yourself a favor , cut ties or limit them to a minimum. You won't get out of that category, once labeled it takes an insane effort to be relabeled and if you want to do so , you need another woman to view you as category 1. That way the female hive mind is confused , how can you be a category 1 in the mind of some other chick if the original one already labeled you as category 2. Even so too much effort and for what exactly?

Edit: I am not trying to have fun at the expense of this young chap. I've been labeled "the friend" as well. Poor bloke might as well juggle T-Rexs while driving a dirtbike and he will still be just that , a friend.

Sierrashoot · 2022-07-22T14:42:51+00:00

I might be wrong but if I remember correctly he killed himself.

BeholdTheHair · 2022-07-22T12:54:43+00:00

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Standard_Hat6784 · 2022-07-22T23:48:56+00:00

Wow....I can't even...if that was my son I'd slap him upside the head

Specialist-Action-33 · 2022-07-23T02:39:14+00:00

This is an old but good one as lessons like this never expire. If I'm not mistaken, the guy died in 2020.

GundamZero83 · 2022-07-22T14:44:23+00:00

Good golly, this hurts to see.

minertime_allthetime · 2022-07-22T13:53:07+00:00

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Original_Dankster · 2022-07-22T21:29:14+00:00

I'm really hoping that dude is gay

Mundane_Chemist_95 · 2022-07-23T01:34:51+00:00

This guy is wasting his time and money on some cünts b@stard while she fucks around.

He's never gonna get a decent woman.

Seagram7 · 2022-07-25T00:51:30+00:00

I sometimes get the impression from guys in the friendzone as predatory or creepy. First of all they want sex too just like the rest of us. Rather than moving on from the rejection, he thinks if he hangs in there long enough, the classic situation of right guy right-environment, right-conditions on one night who she fucked in a moment of chemical reaction because “he was there, I was drunk and one thing led to another,..” that he will finally get the girl he lusts for. To me, that sounds creepy.

Overkillengine · 2022-07-23T00:53:41+00:00

Poor dude could do so much better than her if he just realized it.

kapriece · 2022-07-22T17:54:43+00:00

Painful to see

AzLibDem · 2022-07-23T15:28:49+00:00

This poor guy is in for a suicidal heartbreak.

World_Renowned_Guy · 2022-07-23T00:07:04+00:00

Lmao can’t make this shit up

malemedicine · 2022-07-24T14:32:52+00:00

I wish I could outeach to this guy and talk some sense into him. 😮

DecimatingDarkDeceit · 2022-07-27T19:04:37+00:00

that dude is essentially a slave labor | a serf. No appreciation, no comebacks, no rewards

Wide-Illustrator2906 · 2022-07-24T06:58:18+00:00

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wathon2 · 2022-08-09T02:31:06+00:00

have you noticed that women will NEVER help their supposedly male friend find a girlfriend.

Expensive_Research_2 · 2022-08-02T12:47:17+00:00

This is the kind biotch who if things don't continue to go her way where he's concerned she'll try suing him for child support. And the worst part is she might win in some states in the U.S if you take on a fatherly role to a child that is not biologically yours you can be made to pay child support. So be careful out there men with other peoples children...

qkmax · 2022-08-05T14:16:58+00:00

Kid is a more than likely from a single mother household. If he had a father at home he would wise his ass up. This kid has no idea how he is being used. On a side note. I’ve noticed something about women who refer to men as their best friend. Even if it is in a relationship I feel like it is code for I’m really not attracted to him. You never see a woman refer to an Alpha dude as her best friend. Just Saying.

LowPath448 · 2022-08-07T16:20:11+00:00

I’ll bet he didn’t have a positive male role model growing up.

Jumpy-Record-8648 · 2022-08-22T22:08:52+00:00

When height is your biggest downfall

Title	Friendzone Fiona makes her guy friend the stepdad to her kid, then shows her appreciation by reiterating that they're still "just friends".
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	243
Comments	106
Date	July 22, 2022 12:31 PM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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