Yes, because all men are sex fueled beings that love to degrade all women. /s

typhonblue · 2013-12-10T03:56:25+00:00

Of course all black people are sex-fueled beasts!

Wait, wrong era.

Of course all men are sex-fueled beasts!

http://youtu.be/ZXK0bfrvjPM

rcrosss17 · 2013-12-10T00:14:21+00:00

Chances are most of those slogans on the real candy hearts are written by men.

stemgang · 2013-12-10T07:38:36+00:00

What questions might you face on a job interview (aka date)?

"What do you do for a living?"

"How much do you make?"

"What kind of car do you drive?"

Do those sound like the kind of endearing sentiments you would like to read on a female version of candy hearts?

Pecanpig · 2013-12-10T00:06:33+00:00

I can see those becoming a novelty item :/

1BlackKnight · 2013-12-10T00:19:48+00:00

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unexpecteditem · 2013-12-10T00:22:44+00:00

Well yes of course, but wait, "your mom's hot"?

What is this: mother envy?

niggelprease · 2013-12-10T12:00:19+00:00

You guys, men's rights are important and all, but you need to stop constantly flipping out at things that are clearly intended as a joke. It's okay to poke fun at gender stereotypes; it doesn't mean you believe they hold for every individual or that you want to enforce them.

theDarkAngle · 2013-12-10T05:20:13+00:00

We say these things because they're hilarious.

We come up with the funny stuff. We also come up with the sweet stuff. We come up with everything.

Women take what we come up with and make it suck.

(EDIT for word choice)

inc0gn3gr0 · 2013-12-10T01:10:02+00:00

I don't know about you guys, but have you ever not "responded" to an aggressive pass by your SO. They feel as if something is wrong with you, if you do not jump up at the first sign of sex. Like you're so dog who just learned to sit. Its rather annoying.

mynameisloogs · 2013-12-10T09:11:48+00:00

who even says nice jugs?

MockingDead · 2013-12-10T16:06:22+00:00

I never ask if a woman can cook. I presume she cannot until she proves it so.

Seriously, haven't met a modern woman who could cook. Also the "U 18?" shows a social responsibility that more and more women seem to not show...

avantvernacular · 2013-12-10T17:59:31+00:00

...aaaaaand that's why you're alone on valentine's day.

JoshtheAspie · 2013-12-10T19:01:44+00:00

Okay, first off, a guy did create those chalky things.

Secondly, those things are incredibly terrible, and women can have all of them for all I care. I'd rather have an altoid, thanks.

serenitary · 2013-12-11T02:27:55+00:00

Yes, because all women are shallow, entitled people who degrade men.

medfunguy · 2013-12-13T17:51:53+00:00

Ironically, men have invented and been running Necco (producing company)... So, I guess, men are responsible for the candy hearts...

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Title	Yes, because all men are sex fueled beings that love to degrade all women. /s
Author	ibestalkinyo
Upvotes	93
Comments	55
Date	December 10, 2013 12:00 AM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
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