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AnnoShi · 2019-11-21T04:42:14+00:00

Is that a duckface in 2019?

daydrunkforamerica · 2019-11-21T05:18:17+00:00

Found an article talking about 'air rage'. She'd been found guilty of drinking and driving couple weeks prior, and has a few assaults on her record. Was escorting her wheelchair bound granny somewhere when she flipped out on the crew and started trying to open the door. Some bouncer took her down and everyone held her while she screamed how she was gonna kill everyone. Opening a door is nigh impossible in flight, but most people don't know that. She wasn't arrested on any mental health concerns. Just the usual murdery stuff.

She reminds me of my recent ex. Basically just a crazy bitch

CeldonShooper · 2019-11-21T05:17:03+00:00

https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/18/jet2-fines-chloe-haines-85000-air-rage-forced-emergency-landing-10407906/

dirigo1820 · 2019-11-21T05:03:29+00:00

She’s got beef curtain mouth

Arlybigstickk · 2019-11-21T05:11:16+00:00

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netcha23 · 2019-11-21T04:59:57+00:00

What's the story? What caused her acting up?

becauseofoz · 2019-11-21T06:02:36+00:00

r/botchedsurgeries

Criticalfluffs · 2019-11-21T05:34:16+00:00

She has such a fantastically punchable face.

mxrampage · 2019-11-21T04:41:13+00:00

Well deserved

jimmiboy67 · 2019-11-21T06:18:58+00:00

this is what happens when you open the door! the explosive decompression sucks your lips out first!

HNutz · 2019-11-21T10:56:16+00:00

""An 'intoxicated' holidaymaker tried to open the emergency exit door of a packed Jet2 passenger flight in mid-air, a court heard today.

Jet2 sent her an £85,000 bill after the incident on June 22 this year, which saw two RAF jets scrambled to escort the plane back to Stansted. "

And a lifetime ban.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7705425/amp/Drunk-holidaymaker-tried-open-jets-emergency-exit-mid-air.html

jfiscal · 2019-11-21T05:09:25+00:00

Implying she'll pay it

anonymous_troll · 2019-11-21T05:02:15+00:00

A man would be in jail.

i798 · 2019-11-21T05:43:34+00:00

Good luck opening the door at that point, dumbass.

Bigfoot_lol · 2019-11-21T08:32:40+00:00

How is this relevant to the subreddit?

ButtfuckChampion_ · 2019-11-21T07:45:53+00:00

Unless the door has actuators to help with the forces created from air pressure, there's no way her tiny arms could open that door mid flight.

phantomPl0x · 2019-11-21T08:35:36+00:00

My dad loves to tell me the story of accidentally not closing the door all the way on a Cessna, and then how it was physically impossible for him to open and close the door in flight. A full grown, athletic dude. In a Cessna at 100 mph.

There was no way she, or anyone, could open the door on an airliner.

TankerXS · 2019-11-21T09:15:24+00:00

r/botchedsurgeries as well, jfc

falsevillain · 2019-11-21T08:24:31+00:00

Pussy pass denied? Did she want to open the door because she's a woman?

LightningFerret04 · 2019-11-21T06:20:23+00:00

More like exit denied

I_Made_This_For_WoW · 2019-11-21T10:39:59+00:00

Idt this is quite right for this subreddit. Shes mentally I'll, not entitled Lmao

Serenaded · 2019-11-21T08:23:45+00:00

I thought this sub was meant to be "woman trying to use gender as a pass" and not just "dumb bitch gets owned lmao"

GonzoCreed · 2019-11-21T06:47:42+00:00

Why do they deploy RAF fighter jets? What're they gonna do, catch the folks falling down at escape velocity?

elemjay · 2019-11-21T13:14:02+00:00

Not a pussy pass attempt.

She did not attempt to use the fact that she was female to do wrong. This is just an, “I hate women, so let’s celebrate one getting arrested for actin’ a fool.”

SullyTheSickest2001 · 2019-11-21T13:14:36+00:00

This isn’t pussy pass denied this is just a women being a dumbass. A pussy pass is when women think that they are entitled to certain rights because of their gender and the denied part is a left hook from reality.

daimonlee58 · 2019-11-21T16:35:24+00:00

Cool. Not pussypassdenied tho

BlackFaceTrudeau · 2019-11-21T07:37:38+00:00

r/lostredditors

candleman2006 · 2019-11-21T10:10:54+00:00

How is this even a pussypassdenied? It seems like most of the posts here are just women being arrested or punished without any indication that the women expected to be let off because she is a female. This doesn’t even fit the sub

netherworldite · 2019-11-21T10:20:17+00:00

This sub is garbage lol - this isn't pussy pass denied, this is an asshole being and asshole and paying the price.

Surely pussy pass denied is supposed to mean a situation where an asshole woman is doing something and expects to get away with it for being a woman, but doesn't... There's no situation where she expected that she could open the emergency exit because she's a woman, she did it because she was a drunken asshole.

This sub is basically just to hate on women, filtered.

catholicismisascam · 2019-11-21T10:31:53+00:00

Was this person trying to do this because they are a woman? Does this belong on the sub or is this just woman do dumb now?

ForOldHack · 2019-11-21T09:53:43+00:00

Just wondering, how much did she pay for those lips?

seancm32 · 2019-11-21T11:50:16+00:00

I really really really hate duck face they should of tacked on an extra 20,000 for that

Rustymetal14 · 2019-11-21T12:15:46+00:00

I'm curious as to what the fighter jets would have been able to do.

Brat6609 · 2019-11-21T12:18:03+00:00

Did someone punch the silicone out of her lips? (1st pic to 2nd pic)

rabidiconoclast · 2019-11-21T12:31:55+00:00

Shouldn't that be: Departure denied....

Northern-WALI · 2019-11-21T12:33:40+00:00

Excellent

jafishak011 · 2019-11-21T12:37:24+00:00

What? That’s not nearly enough.

GuitarKev · 2019-11-21T12:50:17+00:00

I’d try to jump out of a plane too if my mouth looked like a puckered vagina.

OnthewingsofKek · 2019-11-21T13:04:51+00:00

Why would you need fighter jet escort? What are they gonna do?

Mrmastermax · 2019-11-21T13:05:54+00:00

I could have bought a Lamborghini for that price

big_gurky · 2019-11-21T13:11:21+00:00

Yeah, she was denied.

nonviabledeer · 2019-11-21T13:25:49+00:00

I would like to read the article. Do you have a link to i

ThatsReallyGr8 · 2019-11-21T13:42:16+00:00

Drunk women ruins here own life and terrorizes others with her idiocy. What a surprise.

John-Lennon-rules · 2019-11-21T13:53:46+00:00

Once the passenger is zip tied and no threat, do you still ruin everyone’s plans? That’s what I thought.

JohnByDay1 · 2019-11-21T14:07:40+00:00

The people that make that face for pictures seem to be more concerned about their appearance than any other type of person out there. It blows my mind that they don't see how stupid they look. Just fucking smile. They can't have a single wrinkle on their forehead but they'll mash their lips together until they look like someone's asshole. They have to just assume they look amazing and then never look at the picture afterwards.

2019-11-21T05:52:13+00:00

She had that “rich bitch” face and for that I hate hef

egyptian_samsquanch · 2019-11-21T05:44:49+00:00

Neither photo is flattering but she had to know what she looked like in that photo on the left

FCZ1LoneWolf · 2019-11-21T06:46:27+00:00

Her lips like like a balloon that slowly deflated and does that weird wrinkles thing.

froggie-style-meme · 2019-11-21T08:27:35+00:00

Does she not understand how potentially fatal that is?

EggoMyLego2 · 2019-11-21T07:06:10+00:00

Pls make better titles, saying "denied" is getting redundant.

A_Direwolf · 2019-11-21T10:44:45+00:00

Should of charged her the cost to send the fighter jets too!

scarboroughwa · 2019-11-21T08:37:03+00:00

Should have added an extra 85,000 stupid pathetic vacuous mole tax.

MidWestMind · 2019-11-21T08:29:27+00:00

No tits either. God is punishing her already

scaramellozzi · 2019-11-21T07:11:21+00:00

"What i was expecting a slap on the wirst!"

eggsy · 2019-11-21T08:35:38+00:00

I mean sending the bill is miles away from paying the bill. This is a pp untill she is in prison or forced to pay it.

JessesDog · 2019-11-21T08:58:55+00:00

Chances are, she's likely to dispute and get it lower and lower until it's 0.

TheSilentRaid · 2019-11-21T08:29:37+00:00

Can someone explain what are the advantages of sending jets to escort passenger planes, if any

saman65 · 2019-11-21T10:29:07+00:00

made my day even better.

big_gurky · 2019-11-21T11:04:43+00:00

Yeah, she was denied.

MorrisonCasino · 2019-11-21T12:39:51+00:00

Fuck this subreddit sucks.

vitogesualdi · 2019-11-21T05:07:27+00:00

Okay but why scramble two jets because of one crazy woman on a plane? That's idiotic.

iSlingShlong · 2019-11-21T06:18:28+00:00

White bitches age like shit!

lothos73 · 2019-11-21T06:45:57+00:00

Priceless. What a twat.

TKmeh · 2019-11-21T06:42:20+00:00

My mom just told me about some random lady she had the displeasure of meeting while greeting a flight, she legit started yelling f***** at this poor guy who walked up to my mom and told her that if she didn’t call security on the lady he was gonna bitchslap the lady, once security arrived the lady changed to shout “HE’S STALKING ME! HE’S STALKING ME” legit no f’s were given to that lady and security had to step in twice. She was moved from first class (where a gay couple and the man she yelled at were sitting) all the way to the back of the plane and black listed

Cookiedoughjunkie · 2019-11-21T07:57:53+00:00

what's even funnier are the pictures of her taken AFTER the event.

Edit: Not sure why that comment is downvoted. But there are pictures of her receiving her bill and her crying.

Pikiinuu · 2019-11-21T09:04:21+00:00

It's genderbent Trump.

thenoodleperson · 2019-11-21T09:26:38+00:00

soo like

why did the fucking RAF send jets to escort

what they gonna do when she misbehaves again? shoot the fucking airliner or what?

John-Lennon-rules · 2019-11-21T08:09:17+00:00

Someone give me a good solid explanation why they had to change the flight destination. I’ll be waiting.

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Date	November 21, 2019 4:39 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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