I got told to control my body because I had morning wood.

problem_redditor · 2019-05-31T17:57:52+00:00

Just tell her "No penis, no opinion".

ExpendableOne · 2019-05-31T17:39:30+00:00

Willful ignorance of male physiology and a disgust/disdain for male biology/sexuality. Sounds like toxic femininity to me.

perplexedm · 2019-05-31T17:50:32+00:00

It is a gender dominance thing and nothing else, these girls are having a power trip over men now to avenge the purported historic injustice supposedly happened against them.

2019-05-31T21:50:33+00:00

Report her for sexual harassment.

DrewGotRedditTwice · 2019-06-01T00:49:51+00:00

I don't get the dicks in here saying it's controllable or won't last that long or can't be delayed... like, how the fuck you know how his body works? I know I can wake up with a wood and it will last an hour, sometimes I'll spend half the day hard. This is why I wear baggy pants and long shirts... because cunts can't seem to realize we can't control that, it just fucking happens for a multitude of reasons.

"No, I don't find you sexy, go back to banging your dog."

BigBlueWookiee · 2019-05-31T17:44:52+00:00

Or it was cold and she had hard nips?

DubsPackage · 2019-05-31T23:23:22+00:00

Next time look down at her chest and be like "dang, you could dial a phone with those puppies! Your dogs is barkin!"

When I was about 13, our family went on vacation to Spain

Turns out we stayed for a week at a clothing-optional resort with lots of British tourists

The sight of all those naked boobs and vajayjay for the first time

I walked around the whole time with a tent-pole in my swim trunks

My body literally could not stop being harder than a roll of quarters

And I actually came IN PUBLIC in the jacuzzi from the water jets

I literally nutted with 8 other people in the jacuzzi, half of them topless women

orangeLILpumpkin · 2019-05-31T18:42:12+00:00

"I was hoping you'd help me out with that" is the only valid response.

Jackson2615 · 2019-06-01T05:25:14+00:00

Morning wood is a reflex response you cant "control" She is dumb regarding male physiology. and yeah if you said control your period there would be uproar.

BCVinny · 2019-05-31T18:43:49+00:00

This particular one, if she’s just an inexperienced girl, I’d cut her just a bit of slack. She may not be aware of the lack of ability to control such things

ImGoingToTroll · 2019-05-31T22:27:41+00:00

Tell her to control all her smelly vaginal discharge and see how she likes being shamed for regular bodily functions.

InfinityTimeWarp · 2019-06-01T03:20:11+00:00

R/toxic_femininity

DrewGotRedditTwice · 2019-05-31T20:08:48+00:00

u/AFellowCanadianGuy is just as bad as the girl and I don’t think he understands that it can happen randomly

peepeeandpoopooman · 2019-05-31T19:16:05+00:00

just tell her "fuck off you stupid feminist"

ananananannn · 2019-05-31T21:10:37+00:00

I like it when they do that , some of my best responses to this type of situation have been :

“ what r u talking about ?, I’m not even hard “

“ forgive me , I was dreaming of you”

“ it ok thAts where I keep my torch”

“ relax , as you can see there is enough for everyone”

“ it’s ok it’ll die in a minute if I keep looking at you”

I got slapped very hard for that one

Patrol720 · 2019-06-01T02:06:26+00:00

Control it for me or shut the **** up.

2019-06-29T14:07:26+00:00

Toxic femininity (should've asked her if it was her period self you were talking to)—but of course we can't check them on their bullshit, right? I cringe thinking back to the number of liberal arts courses as an undergrad I had to soldier through with the faux feminist type this woman exudes, always feeling at liberty to upbraid and generalize men regardless of those men's silent presence in class. They knew the game. All for the college credits, mind you, because that shit rhetoric went in one ear and out the other. The only thing I learned from it was how to appease political correctness in public (through silence mainly), and how to affirm one's true opinion in private.

This society is getting more and more inundated by cultural Marxism to the point where we cannot even call out double standards like the comment that girl made to OP without it being cause for labels like sexist, bigot, privileged, etc. being hurled back at the one pointing out the hypocrisy (god forbid the latter be male). I fear the hive-mind-pressured direction of the age will just get a whole lot worse before it gets better, but once it hits the wall, it will be hitting those damn bricks hard.

ninja_deli · 2019-05-31T21:08:57+00:00

Sorry dude but I have to call you on this. You were awake 15 minutes and STILL had morning wood? Gotta be BS, or you literally cannot control your thoughts/emotions etc. Also, IF you did still have morning wood...why in the hell would you walk out in public with it? I mean come on man. I call BS but if it wasn't then you are a problem. Have some self respect and control. Don't go outside until that has gone away. Seriously, dudes don't want to see that either.

Francis_Dollar_Hide · 2019-05-31T20:08:27+00:00

This didn't happen.
You are not helping with your fake BS.

AFellowCanadianGuy · 2019-05-31T18:00:01+00:00

Dude morning wood doesn’t last 15 minutes. Lay in bed til it goes away.

Don’t be a fucking perv and walk around when your boner is showing. Disgusting.

GdTArguith · 2019-06-01T09:22:29+00:00

Well, she might be been on her period but you wouldn't have known, because she's controlled it and kept it out of your sight. Rightly so, you should feel fucking embarrassed.

Public boners become unacceptable about the same age peeing in the pool does. It's not necessarily gross by any means, but keep that shit to yourself 😂 people had to have been laughing at you, whether behind your back or not, for days after.

I don't think I've seen more than like, five people outside of middle school rockin conspicuous boners around in public. You could have definitely hid it, either before the tray was in your hands, or just gone to the bathroom like an adult and saved yourself the embarrassment of having someone actually have to call you out on it in person and then over the internet.

Shit dude, I feel bad for you. Id've been mortified. That's like pubes in the shower level of cringe 🤣

Title	I got told to control my body because I had morning wood.
Author	DrewGotRedditTwice
Upvotes	130
Comments	100
Date	May 31, 2019 5:18 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/bvaahd/i_got_told_to_control_my_body_because_i_had/
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