Finally some truth in advertising although I doubt the immaculate remark...

Harry_Teak · 2021-08-13T21:50:29+00:00

23? How many years has she been 23? Looks more like a well preserved 35.

TheSigilStone · 2021-08-13T21:54:33+00:00

It kinda seems like she's a serial killer. Her statement, "balls to the wall insane" isn't meant to be metaphoric. She'll literally have your balls hanging on her wall. Best not to stick your dick in crazy.

loneliness-inc · 2021-08-13T23:01:34+00:00

I'm very sick of pretending to be a cool laid back girl so people want to date me.

Oh boy, it's time to get serious in life after all those bumps in the road.

I'm insane. I'm literally balls to the wall insane. And that's okay.

I believe you when you say you're insane.

You aren't balls to the wall, you are the wall!!!

That may be okay for you, but it isn't okay for anyone unlucky enough to get near you.

Pussy is immaculate. Head game is otherworldly.

I think you mixed up the two.

Your head is immaculate. It's completely clean. No trace of brains can be detected.

Your pussy is otherworldly. It's the trap door to another world. A world of doom, drama and disease.

I will treat you right

No man believes that you even know what this means.

And I will also cry everyday.

No man wants this.

High risk.

Certainly.

High rewarded.

Certainly not.

p3ngwin · 2021-08-13T23:06:34+00:00

complains people don't want to date her
advertises her vagina and BJ skills

Cue next year complaints of WAATGM ?

DrDog09 · 2021-08-14T00:19:05+00:00

No way she's 23.

KangarooCrapper · 2021-08-13T23:51:28+00:00

Don't stick your dick in (balls to the wall)crazy. Anyone??

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-08-13T23:07:09+00:00

High risk, high reward, sounds like the sales pitch for Lordstown Motors.

BANTTIMMY · 2021-08-13T23:32:40+00:00

Yeah you drained a lot of balls on your way to the wall and now you are (always were) totally bonkers.

You best flip those numbers if you want ANYONE to fall for your bullshit. Best I can do is 32. Your neck and breasts don't lie and your filter game duckface and angle is shit.

MrNeurotypical · 2021-08-13T23:34:49+00:00

Insane women are fun... when they're not around me.

Billcat69 · 2021-08-14T00:26:42+00:00

When someone tell you who they are, believe them.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-08-14T02:42:20+00:00

Yeah, no. Not even Photoshop can conceal her age.

2021-08-14T06:36:36+00:00

Also, I could be talked into believing she's in her 40s.

To borrow once again from Jim Ross, she be bowling shoe ugly.

Hunk_Maggot · 2021-08-14T23:48:48+00:00

Honey you can presume your "immaculate" pussy as much as you want, but the truth is, women can get laid by doing anal. I heard crazy stories of Mormon's women who were a complete harlots in her past and they were virgin, there is no way in hell that your "immaculate" pussy didn't find a partner in Tinder.

Also this woman is older than she looks, and thats a huge red flag: a compulsive lier.

GiantOfTheSouthSky · 2021-08-13T23:15:34+00:00

SHE BALLS TO THE WALLS CRAZY, FELLAS

ONEJOHNSON · 2021-08-14T10:39:15+00:00

When are these washed up whores going to get it through their heads, we only want whores to fuck. We arent going any distance with women who have high body counts and who don't bring peace to our lives..

NightOuts · 2021-08-18T12:24:18+00:00

shes only insane because the government and laws allow her to be. bitch can get away with anything because of the system. but you alrady know that some lonely simp is all like (oh, how insane are you? im pretty crazy myself)

lol these loser males enable bad attitudes and bad behaviours

2021-08-14T06:35:06+00:00

"I am balls to the wall insane and that's okay."

No, my first rule is no crazy women.

CptFizz · 2021-08-14T11:03:07+00:00

Chris-Chan had one of those with this Isabella chick. Didn't turn out so well.

MrIGM · 2021-08-18T05:57:46+00:00

If that’s her 20s oh boy I’m scared about her granny looking 30s

Griever114 · 2021-08-18T17:00:36+00:00

High risk, high reward? So 5 in the chamber?

Nihi1986 · 2021-08-18T22:23:47+00:00

That's not a 23yo girl...She's easily 30 if not more.

Yggdrasill4 · 2021-08-19T07:05:31+00:00

Just what a husband needs, coming back home from work and meeting opposition. No time for relaxing, only dealing with emotional crazy

bigrome347 · 2021-08-19T18:30:45+00:00

This is The most honest trap I’ve ever seen laid out. And somebody still gonna fall for it goddamn shame. So hey, can’t say she didn’t tell you she was bat shit crazy can’t say you didn’t know. You knew in advance and roll the dice high risk high reward and now she’s burning your shit and she’s telling the police that you physically assaulted her and that one that you raped her.

DefiantFlatworm4833 · 2021-08-24T21:07:49+00:00

Her neck says she’s 37!

New_Height3299 · 2021-08-28T16:36:07+00:00

LMAOOOOO PUSSY IS IMMACULATE

Title	Finally some truth in advertising although I doubt the immaculate remark...
Author	Kazuma_Chunchunmaru
Upvotes	134
Comments	47
Date	August 13, 2021 9:32 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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