“Omgggg I’m never compatible with guys because I’m an ENFP/Virgo and men are all ISTP’s/Sagatierruses 😭😭😭😭”. No Ashleigh, you’re not compatible with guys because you weigh 250 pounds at the ripe-old age of 19.

I feel like women have a psychological inability to actually know that they are ugly. Like, terminally single men know that they’re ugly motherfuckers, but a woman could look like Jabba the Hut and still blame her dating woes on a “lack of emotional intelligence”. Maybe that’s why they like therapy so much.