"Bro, why aren't you a high-value woman bro? You need to hold feminine frame bro. You need to be a sigma female bro. Did you self-improooove today bro? Did you take 27 showers while confidently lifting weights made of tactical soap today bro? Did you go to the gym today bro? What's your bench bro? You can't complain about femceldom unless your bench is at least 225 bro. Why aren't you willing to date 5'2 Fat Albert bro? Stop being fatphobic bro. Stop being heightist bro. Did you assert your dominance on single dads from your Maserati while wearing your Armani suit and Rolex today bro? Did you cold approach 10,000 men today and maintain frame every time bro? It's just a numbers game bro. Rich Coper would tell you that asking out 10,000 men every day is just a warmup bro.

You need to touch grass bro! You need to lower your standards bro! You need to improoooooove bro!"

Unironically we should start saying this to "femcels."

The funny thing is, this advice would probably work considering that women who aren't overweight are considered more attractive (despite the fact that obese women still get hundreds of matches on tinder as well as the body positivity and fat pride movements, which don't apply to men) and that men consider most women at least average or above in terms of attractiveness while women consider 80% of men subpar in attractiveness.

Don't be a free agent in life. Let the truth guide you.