Girls grind on me on the club

yesiforgotmyname · 2021-09-28T07:28:04+00:00

first sentence made me laugh but when I scanned and saw MY DICK I lost it

Risk__Creepy · 2021-09-28T11:38:41+00:00

Reciprocate adequately. If she is grinding on your dick, don't take her to the theatre ffs.

tredollasign · 2021-09-28T06:43:28+00:00

grab that fucking ass!! Wtf bro

yesiforgotmyname · 2021-09-28T07:30:28+00:00

whe you meet up dont face her straight on, come from the side, kiss her on the cheek and squeeze that ass like it's $3.99 watermelown

BigBootyBear · 2021-09-28T12:31:25+00:00

Not only you are well aware of why it happens, you know exactly how to respond and capitalize on it. You are just so willing to dismiss women's attraction to you to whatever the fuck reasons cause coming to terms with the fact women desire you implies you are desirable, and for whatever reason, it's a realization worth avoiding even at the price of easy sex.

You need other people to validate that theory to you (otherwise why make a post?) because you have consciously eliminated yourself from the pool of people worthy of making this of judgment.

Crazy thing is that we can't even do that for you! You honestlty think next time the cosmos drops an unsolicited gyrating booty on your crotch, you gon say to yourself "this ain't weird anymore, u/BigBootyBear was right - I deserve this!" and tap that ass? Fuck nein.

Like all these sexually disappointed asses, that's on you bud. Go do whatever shit that is required to unscrew the mental fuckery required to be confused by uninvited badonkadonks, cause if you still think change is an outside > inside instead of inside > outside formula, then you're shit fuck outta luck.

Kingtoke1 · 2021-09-28T10:56:39+00:00

r/humblebrag

MO_drps_knwldg · 2021-09-28T09:02:04+00:00

You are overthinking things. The end.

AelfredRex · 2021-09-28T13:28:26+00:00

Women dry-hump on the dance floor because it's safe. They're in a crowd, not gonna get raped, don't even care who the guy is. Part of it is showing off to their friends. It's an in-the-moment trance-like thing and ends as soon as they leave the floor.

If you're gonna date her, just let her set the sexual pace and don't rush things. It's a completely different situation than that dance floor cause now danger is a factor.

PatientAssociation62 · 2021-09-28T15:09:14+00:00

It really doesn't mean much. I've had that happen to me often. I was even out with some friends and their girlfriends came along. The girls liked to dance, my buddies hated it, so I got stuck dancing with them. Once of them was grinding on me like crazy. I go back to get a drink, my buddy actually saw her doing it and gave me a high five!

kittybrehbreh · 2021-09-28T06:34:13+00:00

Congrats dude.

Protocol_Apollo · 2021-09-28T14:20:55+00:00

Dude.

Why don’t you escalate and try to take her home that night?

Always assume attraction.

2021-09-28T14:58:46+00:00

Ah well it depends on what you want but in that situation I have done the following, fucked the girl in the bathroom of the club, fucked her in one of our vehicles in the parking lot, fucked her in one of our places, gone out to a bar to have a drink and talk to determine where we want to go from here, or get a number that I'll likely run through the washing machine.

JacobMoogberg69 · 2021-09-28T06:31:14+00:00

Keep asking for these numbers bro instead of taking her somewhere to fuck. Real smart.

gbizzle2 · 2021-09-28T05:41:15+00:00

Bruh. Women will dance on multiple dudes, its not a sign of attraction UNLESS she comes up and starts dancing on you first on her own accord. Its dark and women will dance on just about anyone.

If you want to keep it sexual then you have to use innuendos

eggShellBruv · 2021-09-28T08:26:43+00:00

Get that ass, be a bit more upfront, paint a picture of having drinks at your place. And don’t wear jeans :)

Appropriate_Ad3327 · 2021-09-28T07:11:58+00:00

How tall are you?

TheSunshineMan · 2021-09-28T15:24:40+00:00

Invite her straight to your place like every other girl.

When she gets to your place you try to have sex, like every other girl.

Treat her like you should be treating every other girl.

Spammer27 · 2021-09-28T15:43:00+00:00

This happened to me as well. No idea what to do with it. I am a 28 year old virgin btw

foghatyma · 2021-09-28T21:01:36+00:00

Where do you live?

Jamesdoink · 2021-09-28T22:13:23+00:00

Just checking out if you have a big one 🤷😂😜

Title	Girls grind on me on the club
Author	SyreksDungeon
Upvotes	49
Comments	48
Date	September 28, 2021 5:15 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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