[FR] Going solo. Rough night turns into 1-hour F-close.

KazamaSmokers · 2010-12-23T23:38:31+00:00

Now 2 hot Australian girls, both pushing HB9 status, are playing. These girls were hot. One of them is hanging all over some douche. The other HB9 takes a break and stands directly in front of me with her back to me, blocking my view of the game. So I grab both her shoulders and carefully shift her to one side, un-blocking my view. She turns around and smiles. I shrug my shoulders.

Me: “Eh, you were in my way…”

HB9: laughs “I’m always in the way!”

I picked up on her accent and I gave her my best impression of an Australian. We both laughed at how horrible my impression was and chit chatted a bit. She asked my name so I told her, and she told me hers. It was tough to have a conversation because she kept coming back to me and then back to the game.

Now, her HB9 friend and douche guy walked away and it’s just her playing against the SAME 2 GUYS THAT I PLAYED. These guys were wasted but destroying every team. Anyway... I offer my champion beer pong skills to help her, but she declines. She claims she can take them on her own. Cool, no sweat. I hang out and talk with her for a few more minutes but she’s clearly more interested in the game than me right now. Cool. I didn’t really get a chance to DHV or disqualify myself to her, so the set was doomed anyway. I tell her it was nice meeting her but it’s getting late and I have work in the morning. I grab my coat and head to the bar for a water before I leave. Damn, I hate going home empty handed… (or so I thought)

I pushed my way to the bar and accidentally pushed a cute HB7. She was wearing a knitted hat that was kind of just plopped on top of her head ever so effortlessly. She’s a cute girl.

Me: “Oops sorry about that… Hey, I like your hat!”

HB7: “Thanks”

Me: (I forget what I said exactly, but it was pretty ballsy and I was a little drunk at this point. I mentioned that I like her hat because of they way its just plopped on top of her head. It looks like the tip of a condom is on her head and its funny.)

HB7: laughs “Great, I have a condom hat.”

thank god she has a sense of humor. Instant bonus. I LOVE funny girls. I wish I could remember what I said exactly because it was actually funny, but most girls wouldn’t find it too amusing I assume.

Me: “Haha. I dig it. It’s a cute condom hat, though.”

We small talk and then the topic of age comes up. She asks me how old I am, so I have her guess. She nailed it at 26. She asked me to guess her age. “Do you want me to guess high or guess low? Hmm.. You don’t look a day over 21”. I was right. High fives are given (actually, later on I find out she’s only 19 and had a fake ID. So I was wrong, technically. She showed me her real ID later). I told her about my fairly recent birthday celebration.

HB7: “When is your birthday?”

Me: “[birthday]. Scorpio.”

HB7: “I’m [astrology sign that I forgot]”

Me: “Shit. That means we’re not going to get along”

HB7: “Why?”

Me: “That’s what they say. Scorpios don’t get along well with [her sign].”

HB7: “You don’t actually believe in astrology do you?”

Me: “Hell no. But my friend [girls name] is very into it. She always tells me how I’m ‘such a Scorpio’. Everything I do, she always tells me its because I’m a Scorpio. She knows I don’t believe in it, so she got me an astrology book for my birthday to try to convince me.”

Astrology is usually chick crack, but not all girls are into it. I try to avoid the topic because it’s cliché, but when it works, it works well. Be careful about making any astrology stuff up. Some girls know it by heart. If it wasn’t for my friend constantly telling me about my sign I would have nothing to say on the subject. You may hit a dead end with an astrology conversation, but I turned this one into a nice DHV: My female friend values me and got me a birthday gift that was symbolic of our friendship. I’m valued. This is a true DHV. Be sure to keep your DHV’s congruent to your life. We continued with the shitty astrology conversation and she drops this one:

HB7: [her sign] are good kissers. We love to kiss.

I lean in and give her a quick peck on the lips. I’ve been trying to avoid bar make-outs, which seems to be working in my favor, especially with this one:

Me: [her sign] are OK at kissing.

HB7: jokingly "We also have OCD. I need to do EVERYTHING twice…"

Obviously she’s begging for another kiss, probably because I avoided the make-out and went for the peck instead. I leaned in as if I was going to kiss again her but instead went up close to her ear:

Me: “I’m not really into the bar make-out. Sorry.”

HB7: looking at me very curiously and smiling

I’m finishing up my water and wrapping up the conversation with her. I pull out my phone and have her put her number in it. I tell her to save it with a funny name. She puts in “[full name] cute girl with condom hat”. Haha, nice. I’m not really here for the number though, I want to go for the full close tonight. I’ve only been talking to her for about 20 minutes. It’s getting late and I really do have work in the morning, so I throw a Hail Mary pass:

Me: “Do you smoke up?”

HB7: “Not really. I like the way it smells, but I’m not much of a smoker”

Me: “I dig that. You can come to my place and watch me smoke up then.”

HB7: “Where do you live?”

Me: “[neighborhood]”

HB7: “That’s kind of far.”

I get this ALL the time. This bar is in Manhattan and I live in another borough of NYC. It’s really not that far, a cab ride is about 10 to 15 minutes. I used to fail this all the time by trying to convince the girl that it’s not far. I stopped doing that, and instead just agree with them and throw out a hint that it’s actually close.

Me: “Yeah. That’s why I’m taking a cab. It should only take me about 10 minutes to get home from here.” (I said “me” instead of “us” because I don’t want to try to convince her. I’m basically putting it out there that I’m just going home. She can tag alone if she wants)

HB7: “Ok, let me go tell my friend.”

Sweet. I’ll let her go get the “OK” from her friend while I chat up the bartender. It’s important to just let them talk it out and continue on about your business and ignoring them. Girls do this all the time. She comes back a minute later.

HB7: “Ok, lets go.”

We leave and hop in the cab. Halfway through the ride she jumps on top of me and we caveman make out. She calls me out on my “10 minute cab ride” bullshit (it was almost 20 because of city traffic). I laugh it off. “stop being so impatient.” We finally get to my place and I give her a mini tour of my apartment. We make our way to my room and we sit on my couch and talk for a few minutes. I light a scented candle and dim the lights. I go in for another kiss and seal the deal. We had sex all night/morning until I had to go to work. Sleep is overrated anyway.

It took me about an hour to go from the opener to my bed.

Suggestions, comments, constructive criticisms are always welcome.

Happy Holidays.

TofuTofu · 2010-12-24T00:42:34+00:00

Your game is tight, brother. Keep posting FRs, we need more guys like you on here!

2010-12-23T23:59:38+00:00

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sergeastorms · 2010-12-24T05:55:38+00:00

Great FR. I'm surprised she slept with you without building more comfort.

chumpta · 2010-12-24T10:39:03+00:00

almost as good of a comeback as the eagles vs. the giants last week.

almost

good job, it's nice to see someone blow themselves out a few times before they land one. my last two successful FRs were with the first girl i met in the night, and im certainly not ashamed to say that luck had a lot to do with them. finding the girl who's ready to go that night isn't something you frequently do on the first try, it's more likely to go down in this manner. a bunch of blowouts and then a funny little 19 year old with a condom hat comes out of nowhere and surprises you.

good work, in particular on identifying the many ways you had/could have pleaded with her to come home with you (and not doing any of them).

throwaway703 · 2010-12-25T05:47:42+00:00

To be honest, I don't like reading FR's because most of the time I'm like TL;DR. But yours was really solid.

Some good takeaways for me were

Get the number early

If you pick up an existing conversation, it’s important to KEEP WALKING while making eye contact and saying it. Wait until they respond before you stop walking. You should get in the habit of opening a set over your shoulder rather than directly facing them.

moredeets · 2010-12-24T00:28:47+00:00

More info on what went on in the cab? 20 minutes is a long time

deSud · 2010-12-24T05:45:58+00:00

I love using that Mystery technique. Say something or ask a question but ask the people in your general area. She'll always give an answer.

And I'm diggin that opener over the shoulder, I'm going to have to try that. Sounds like a drive by. Now all I want to do is try and open with "Wait, did you just say you like Justin Bieber?"

philosarapter · 2010-12-24T14:19:00+00:00

Props on you sarging alone. I am way too reliant on my wingmen and have learned quite a bit here. Keep it up!

opiumden · 2010-12-24T20:44:34+00:00

White, I'm curious if you felt that preselection and social proof from your earlier foosball and beer pong interactions allowed you to have the strong positive opening with "condom hat" girl? Or did she only become aware of your presence in the room after you initially bumped into her?

drraoulduke · 2010-12-25T18:24:17+00:00

Well played sir. However the whole business of having beer pong at a bar has always seemed extremely odd to me.

emooz · 2010-12-28T11:48:34+00:00

Obviously she’s begging for another kiss, probably because I avoided the make-out and went for the peck instead. I leaned in as if I was going to kiss again her but instead went up close to her ear:

Me: “I’m not really into the bar make-out. Sorry.”

HB7: looking at me very curiously and smiling.

sooo goood...

scottsutherland · 2010-12-24T04:55:18+00:00

This is so funny. All your acronyms and Mystery....really?

Title	[FR] Going solo. Rough night turns into 1-hour F-close.
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Date	December 23, 2010 11:38 PM UTC (15 years ago)
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