Yesterday was a friend's sister's wedding. I got so excited and stoked for wedding festivities that I was exploding jumping up and down and dancing in my car on the way there.

Exuding confidence and energy from my pores, I have my friend's gf vibing strong during the ceremony (whoops).

I was so in-state that people were noticing my presence without me having to do anything. It was like I was causing a ripple in the matrix.

Ceremony blah blah head to reception drinking four loco (possibly the last one in my state!), dance our way into the reception.

This is some uptight christian shit happening, but I drove my friends to the dance floor and we pretty much ran that place. Dancing with old ladies, I slow danced with the hottest, older, out of everyone's league brides-maid like it was no one's business but mine. Mini proposed to her on the slow-dance floor and she got the 'christian-giggles' all over. Whatever, christian girls are too weird for me.

Along the way, I opened up/introduced myself to a buddy's girlfriend. He's always been above me in social status in our group-- but I was vibing so hard and confidently with is GF that he was getting irritated and dropping hints that I should return to my seat. Luv ya bud.

Life of party techniques:

  • DANCE. LIKE ITS YOURS.
  • Get others to dance
  • Dance with all women (and some men if you're a badass)
  • Act like its your party (why not?)
  • Make friends with the DJ/bartenders/servers

While there, I get a text from homeboy's girl who I met when she cut my hair. This girl has sexual vibes all over her-- she's very confident and has incredibly piercing eyes. Rawr. She's been texting me, I've been ignoring her.

H: FailFaster.

FF: Whats up, I need a trim up.

H: When, I'm watching a movie.

FF: Where are you?

H: [theater]

FF: Tonight

H: Ok, movie's out in thirty. Where?

FF: [Bar]. My place is around the corner.

So we both knew this was a booty call from her first text.

I work on befriending people at the bar before she shows up. Had some hilarious encounters-- encouraging to know that when I'm in state I can have a blast going out solo. I was trying to talk to this girl sitting alone and she was giving me really immature "I'm with other people" vibes when her two bros-in-arms walk up. Bro looks up at me, I acknowledge his presence and smile. We're kindof across the room. He straight up asks me if I smoke weed and if I want to come take huge bong rips.

LOL. That girl must have been so confused. Homeboy gives me his address and really wants me to come over. I was looking really good last night.

She shows up. She is a solid 8.5 face / 7 body-- very curvy.

We talk, I only get light kino in (must. work. on. this.). Vibes are good. I straight up ask her why she texted me--

Because you are good time.

I've hung out with this girl like once, maybe twice. Must have been doing something right.

I tell her to come back to my place. I waste like 3 hours on the couch being a pussy as we watch some stupid show as we're sort of cough kino'ing I was doubting what I wanted-- doubting what she wanted. Started to think that maybe she just wanted to hang.

At around 5am, I realize this isn't going to happen unless I make it happen. I lean over her and kiss the back of her neck. She gets the intense sex eyes and asks me what that was about.

Just needed a taste.

I make some excuse to do it again. She gets up to refill her water. I follow. Grab her by her jean pockets (this is growing on me-- direct handles on her hips without actually touching). Its on in an instant and I'm instantly regretting waiting so many hours.

Fast forward to her cumming as I finger her-- her giving me head and doing some pornstar tricks with her saliva-- us fucking like animals into the early morning. Her waking me up with her feet and then pretending like she's leaving. Not happening. Clothes back off pls. Me bringing her to orgasm again with my fingers. Sucking on her fingers while I fuck her from behind. Blah blah sex sex sex sex bye.

At some point:

H: Did you know that this was going to happen

FF: Yes ("duh" look on my face)

H: When did you know

FF: The day you cut my hair.

H: Yeah, I knew too.

So why is this the most alpha thing I've done? Because I had to make the move to consciously fuck my buddy's girl.

Why would I fuck my buddy's girl. Because she's not really his girlfriend. More like a fuckbuddy that may be staying at his place. I figure if she wants to come over and fuck, who am I to defend their non-relationship?

Holy shit, that was some good sex. Not enough sexual tension building up to it though. Note to self-- stop being a pussy.

On another note-- I'm so fucking pumped for New Year's EVE! I'm going to make out with so many girls tonight its going to be siiiiiiiicccckkkkkkkk! Taking my condoms on the road tonight boyz.

-FailFaster pls