I hate posting this... Someone help me.

notlurkinganymoar · 2011-08-26T00:05:04+00:00

Couple of things.

My mom taught me that if she'll hold your hand, then she'll kiss you. It's worked 100% of the time for me.
If she lets you touch her hair (or the back of her neck), she'll kiss you. Gently brush the hair out of her face and behind her ear. Then kiss her.
"Kiss my cheek." Point to it. "Now the other one." point to it. "Now the lips." Point to them.

Go get her, tiger.

plzhelpmekiss · 2011-08-25T23:33:22+00:00

Mystery's kiss gambit.

While she's talking, put your finger up to your mouth (or hers if youve been doing a lot of Kino) and sush her. Say "You talk a lot...do you want to kiss me?"

If yes - do it

If maybe - "Let's find out" do it

If no - (laughing) "Well I didn't say you could, just seemed like you had something on your mind." (continue conversation)

cratos333 · 2011-08-25T21:40:07+00:00

Nothings wrong with you. I feel like I've been this way all my life until my college years. I think you just need to say "fuck it" and go in for it. You will not get turned down. The more you wait and think about it, the harder it will be. Don't set it up or anything.

I'm sure people will disagree but I think it just comes down to sacking up and going in for it. Get some eye contact and boom. The first time is the hardest. I like to keep this quote in my mind whenever I put myself out there (probably corny but who gives a shit) - we avoid risks in life, so we can make it safely to death.

uglybunny · 2011-08-25T21:45:23+00:00

You know she likes you so there's no need to be afraid. Just go for it and you'll be rewarded.

cytus · 2011-08-25T21:50:37+00:00

If you're nervous, tell her. She will be flattered. Then grow a pair and try.

What is the worst thing that can possibly happen? She rejects the kiss? So what. This is WAY better than thinking "What would have been if I tried to kiss her" afterwards.

johnny878 · 2011-08-26T01:35:42+00:00

i always just do it at the end of a date. where u are standing there sayin u had fun and shit. you dont have to be smooth there, its expected.

if not, after 4 dates you could always cook her dinner at your place and it will be implied that its going to happen before the date even starts

Fulllplate · 2011-08-26T04:16:12+00:00

Here is what I would do:

Tell her to close her eyes. If she likes and trusts you she won't mind doing this. Then go in for the kiss. Will be pretty natural since closing eyes while kissing (at least for girls) seems to be a very common thing.

nothereforlong · 2011-08-26T04:56:43+00:00

Hey bro! I'm somewhat similar, not the same backstory or whatever but in the past I've been a fucking idiot about this too. Even now I get nervous about it, but here is an excerpt from my last date:

Me: blahblahblah okay, I'm going to kiss you now. Her: Are you? Me: Yep. We kiss.

You just gotta do it.

throwaway-o · 2011-08-26T05:25:09+00:00

Welcome to seduction, dude. You're welcome about the advice. It's all about the right attitude, and that comes from within you.

turtle_thunder · 2011-08-26T05:34:25+00:00

This isn't anything i've heard or thought of, it's how i naturally have always done it, so it will feel right. When you are hugging, and it feels like the right time for a kiss, try and put your chin on top or her head. Hopefully you are tall because this move makes it easier to move to touching foreheads, and almost touching noses. Stare into her eyes the sexiest way you can think of and if she looks back at you without moving, then kiss her. if she doesn't or looks away then don't. No chance of rejection and its been a hundred percent success rate my whole life. good luck!

2011-08-26T09:22:52+00:00

Look at her...smirk..."come here"...put your hands on her waist...go for it.

Im not a fan of all these kissing "gambits" and "routines".

ImKumarYo · 2011-08-25T21:01:01+00:00

Usually the advice here is to man up and just do it (Nike!). But sounds like you need a little help from a k-close routine:

Asking "Do you want to kiss me?" is a good way to get started. It's the only one I know. Just saying I think you should be asking guys for k-close routines not to diagnose your current lack of confidence (kiss this girl and it gets much easier the next time)

sparklyteenvampire · 2011-08-26T00:11:23+00:00

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Title	I hate posting this... Someone help me.
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Date	August 25, 2011 8:31 PM UTC (14 years ago)
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