EDIT: F-closed.

i bought a pair of shoes last week and got the number of the girl who sold them to me. super cute and we've got a lot in common. so i invite her to go see a movie with me. we hang out at a coffee shop for about 45 minutes before hand and we get on the subject of roommates. then she tells me she lives with a friend and her boyfriend.

wow.

a little later i ask her if her BF minds her going out with guys she just met. "no, most of my friends are guys."

whatever. i decide to just ignore this whole boyfriend thing and just practice my game.
so i do some light kino, just high fives, poking her, grabbing her leg during an intense part of the movie etc.
afterwards we ride my motorcycle to another part of town where a friend of mine is celebrating her birthday. it's her first motorcycle ride but she's not shy at all about wrapping her arms around me. we hang out for a little bit and then my 'date' has to catch a taxi to meet a friend as it's 1 am and she lives out of town and needs a place to stay. she felt bad about leaving for some reason.

i actually had a good time but... WTF the word date didn't ever come up but i think if a guy asks a girl to hang out and there's no disclaimers beforehand one should assume...

the next morning she texts me at 8 a.m.

her: sorry for being an ass last night and doging out. i did have a good time when we were hanging out

me: i had a really good time too but here's a pro-tip: next time a guy asks you out you should tell him you have a boyfriend before hand.

her: yeah i'll remember that next time. to be perfectly honest, and not that it makes a bit of difference but i didn't quite realize that was considered a date, on top of the fact that things haen't been working out between me and my boyfriend. so maybe i just didn't care. and that's even better, because that makes me even more of a jerk. so sorry about that.

me: apology accepted. let me know if you want to go out again sometime but be aware that if you do i'm going to make out with you.

her: hahaha thank you for the fair warning. :)

me: here's something i just learned about myself: i write some motherfucking direct text messages when i only get four hours of sleep.

her: being straight forward is not a bad thing.

me: agreed. but new rule: no waking me up before ten a.m. unless it's to say "i made you breakfast" or "let's have sex again!"

her: right?? good policy.

and that was that. she's obviously interested but i don't know if anything will come of it. what would you guys do? not that it matters much but she did say her lease is up next month.

if nothing else it makes for a funny story.