[FR] "You can be my wingwoman!"

apalebluedot · 2012-10-13T17:19:26+00:00

Only a true friend would say that.

That was a damn good save. It's not easy to think in that kind of social pressure.

TofuTofu · 2012-10-13T15:46:25+00:00

Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is an example of a great FR. Lots of applicable advice throughout. An upvote for you, sir.

backrubmcgrub · 2012-10-13T16:13:42+00:00

Favorite part: "8 hotdogs to 1 bun"

AegisXLII · 2012-10-13T23:15:57+00:00

This is a great FR. However, I think the real key to your success was having so many connections in the local scene - so much value and easy ice breaking via knowing all the doormen, bartenders, pizza joint guy, etc. Care to talk a little more about cultivating these friendships?

wtfOP · 2012-10-13T16:21:22+00:00

Bullshit, you can be mine.

vorgy · 2012-10-13T17:40:05+00:00

Holy fuck, you're one smooth motherfucker.

ArchGuru · 2012-10-13T22:52:19+00:00

MORE FRs like this, seddit. All in favor?

Balloons_lol · 2012-10-13T22:02:39+00:00

You are the definition of the life of the party.

I liked when you #-closed the black dude on his birthday. Solid work.

MrWink · 2012-10-13T18:10:46+00:00

Upvoted this before I even finished the whole report. Very well written, lots of useful advice, great story and very to the point. Good job, my man, keep it up!

tractPua · 2012-10-13T21:31:29+00:00

Damn it, I broke my monitor trying to fist bump OP.

Supajin · 2012-10-13T17:00:41+00:00

One of the best field reports I've ever read, took a lot of good advice from here, thanks OP.

Ryu6912 · 2012-10-13T23:50:07+00:00

"Like a mother fucking Katamari ball." Omg I died...If you don't mind I'm stealing this from you haha :D Great read, this is what this community is about. Getting out there and making the best of it :)

zedfox · 2012-10-13T17:38:44+00:00

I do this half way through the night when I've got to know them a bit and have some dialogue going. Sit down with them, say "We know each other quite well now. There's something I've got to ask you..." (maintain maximum soul piercing eye contact) "Will you be my wing girl?"

ImJustAMan · 2012-10-13T19:02:10+00:00

The kind of FR that leaves YOU feeling awesome by the end of it. Good show man, I learned some solid tips.

Whisper · 2012-10-14T06:41:20+00:00

I get her a drink from my friend and end up almost grabbing someones drink by mistake. Turns out this guy is a black guy whos built like a linebacker. He goes "HEY! These are my drinks!" I retort with "Well then why aren't you drinking them, MAN!?" Shortly after that, we chest bump and I make friends with him and his buddies...turns out it's his birthday and his friends buys us all a couple rounds of shots. After exchanging numbers with him (he was a total bro)

THIS is how you handle an AMOG.

90% of the time, AMOGs don't want to cockblock you. They just want their propers, their respect, to maintain their position. Treat alphas with respect without being subservient, and be friendly without showing weakness, and they will turn from your biggest obstacle into your greatest assist.

csmith1994 · 2012-10-14T12:55:35+00:00

So what have we learned gentlemen?

bitches love pizza. that's a new fact to me. every girl I meet out ALWAYS wants a fucking salad, to which I'm forced to reply "it's 2:30 am. the only store open around here is 7/11, and all they have are tacquitos and shitty pizza." it works sounding a bit frustrated, because when she says "just water's fine then," i apologize and say i'm just exhausted, and how it's been a long day and I haven't eaten in a while too... but I have food in my dorm room's minifridge that we could heat up. then we heat up a bunch of food, and she heats up my sausage. with her vagina.

TL;DR: Act frustrated then apologize, and always have food and an empty room on deck.

Danludy · 2012-10-13T22:37:02+00:00

I want to party with this guy

2012-10-14T07:32:25+00:00

KATAMARI DAMACY

MaSsIvEsChLoNg · 2012-10-18T03:01:01+00:00

God, I feel like I just had a great night out just from reading that...

Gareth321 · 2012-10-14T01:31:10+00:00

"So your friend tells me you're a bitch..."

Dick move. You didn't need to throw her friends under the bus.

SupperTime · 2012-10-14T03:02:14+00:00

If you are God, I am a measly ant. I bow down to you sir, I wish I were you.

ME_LUV_U_LONG_TYM · 2012-10-13T19:13:06+00:00

Great story, man. Couldn't stop reading. A little introduction about you would be awesome in the next posts. Thanks!

tivooo · 2012-10-14T04:15:49+00:00

YEAH!

walloffire · 2012-10-14T04:32:06+00:00

Just another day in the life of Mr. Stinson!

2012-10-14T06:20:50+00:00

laying a railroad?

arsenick6 · 2012-10-14T08:48:48+00:00

Jesus fucking christ man. I'm speechless at that, I consider a good night one number

2012-10-14T13:30:44+00:00

Hahahah yes! The thing about being introduced to seduction techniques you open up and make friends very easily and enjoy yourself. It's a great feeling to go out with the intention of having fun, making girl/guy friends with some awesome stories, and getting a few numbers or even getting laid. You meet some very interesting people, haha!

RedNapalm · 2012-10-14T15:35:15+00:00

You sir are my hero and role model. I'm actually starting to look into PUA in order to be more socially independent and get out of my pit of being unconfident. Where and who do you learn this from?

Trooper2442 · 2012-10-14T03:32:58+00:00

HOLY FUCK!

Can you be my dad?

mishmoigon · 2012-10-13T21:34:20+00:00

holy shit you are a god

Title	[FR] "You can be my wingwoman!"
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	703
Comments	53
Date	October 13, 2012 3:19 PM UTC (13 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/11ezuv/fr_you_can_be_my_wingwoman/
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