A fucking tranny tricked me into kissing it then fucking told me later, I want to die.

jrterry1969 · 2018-10-02T15:55:03+00:00

Cool story Bro.

If this is real though, there is nothing to be done. You now have a hilarious story to tell.

-RaisedByWolves- · 2018-10-02T15:49:34+00:00

Jesus man, it’s not that big of a deal. Who cares, it’s not like you intentionally did it. It’s definitely not cool that he/she didn’t tell you, but it’s done now so just get over it.

BadBoyProgrammer · 2018-10-02T15:54:51+00:00

You survived the encounter. That is most important. Now do the following things:

1) You are infected! Shave yourself. Your head, eyebrows, balls. All hair must go!

2) Take a hour long shower. Ice cold water. It helps to disinfect you.

3) Put yourself into quarantine for a week. Do not let the infection spread!

Pray that you do not turn into a transsexual yourself. I give you 50/50.

Good luck!

Zoddo · 2018-10-02T16:48:45+00:00

Turn him into a plate? If you can get passed the stubble that dude probably sucks dick better than any woman you've ever been with lmao

trp28287 · 2018-10-02T15:52:34+00:00

Ahahahahaha rip dude

ChadFromColumbus · 2018-10-02T16:12:56+00:00

Forget it happened. At least you didn’t let him suck your dick.

Nov51605 · 2018-10-02T16:30:00+00:00

How about a parody of Toto's song, "Africa" to "Hermaphrodite" ? Got the 1st verse and 1st chorus so far.

Verse: I thought i got lucky that night

No more solos on the couch of quiet masturbation

She drew me in, love at first sight

But felt something which started a vexatious sexual frustration

I stopped it poked out I thought no way

Hoping to find some long clitoral surge that was in between

She turned around for me to play, But there was something extra there I knew

Chorus:

It's gonna take a lot of of Jager to lay with you

There's nothing that a hundred shots or more could ever do

I messed around with a Hermaphrodite

Gonna take some time to erase the fling i wish we never

ha-a-a-a-a-a-a- had oooh ooh

FixYourselfFirst · 2018-10-02T15:51:40+00:00

Get over it.

LodestarAuriga · 2018-10-03T01:54:06+00:00

Grow up. Are you listening to yourself? That transexual girl you kissed is more of a gentleman you'll ever be. She wants to be a girl and wants to dates dudes. So she tried you and she succeded. But then, she knew that you might want to be a boy and date only cis-sexual girls. So she was nice enough to let you know he was born with a dick, so you'd know if you really wanted to continue.

You weren't tricked. You were seduced and you wanted that kiss. New information let you know you didn't really wanted to continue. Leave it there and move on. This whole rage is not only misguided, childish and a poor testament to your self-control. It's pretty saddening.

Laugh it off. Be half the man that tranny is.

zeekt12 · 2018-10-02T16:32:18+00:00

LOL rip, im fucking dead. I love asktrp

Youngyoda89 · 2018-10-02T17:41:13+00:00

Gay! Because you didn’t try to fuck (perceived) her on the very first night and find out.

Always verify.

Musicgoon · 2018-10-02T17:50:35+00:00

There's no need to let this ruin your life. You're attracted to female characteristics. So this dude tricked you. Learn from it and go get some legit plates. Quit wasting your time on this.

JerryLawlerPigFace · 2018-10-02T19:07:05+00:00

Cue the Aerosmith

BigBallsJamesHunt · 2018-10-02T22:27:43+00:00

You are GAYYYYYYY now bro

That's actually hilarious what the fuck hahahahaha

isteppedinsjw · 2018-10-03T01:10:47+00:00

Funny story, treat it as such. You didn't know that was a dude you kissed so luckily you're in no danger of becoming a homo. And hey, at least you didn't get tricked into doing anal.

lifeonlockdown · 2018-10-02T17:41:40+00:00

Charge (him? Her? It?) with rape or sexual assault. Get a criminal conviction, then open a civil case and go after all it’s money for the pain and psychological trauma it caused by deceiving you.

mksu911 · 2018-10-02T18:29:26+00:00

And how do I punish? IT fucking tricked me, it cant just go unpunished

rn7889 · 2018-10-03T03:04:38+00:00

Pretty sure you only care because you think that's how an alpha would respond. I'd be willing to bet you're pissed because you think you should be, not because you actually are. If this is the worst that ever happens to you, I'd say you've done well.

MRPFuckMe1 · 2018-10-02T16:24:17+00:00

Oh man... you better get to the doc right quick. Trannyism is highly contagious. Have you started to sprout tits yet? I’ll pray for you.

darkkramer · 2018-10-02T16:39:12+00:00

Dude you’re fucking weak. Do you hear yourself speaking? Doesn’t even fucking matter that much, stop being so autistic and tense

Bedtimeshine · 2018-10-02T16:40:00+00:00

Quit being a pussy.

Auxfite · 2018-10-02T16:00:50+00:00

Lmfao post like this makes me glad I left the dating world long time ago.

This has to be some type of karma or learning lesson. How the fuck couldn’t you tell? I get your young but fuck.

jay_jay_man · 2018-10-02T18:17:32+00:00

sleeper cell much, 3 year account and this is your only post. go back to your sjw sub-reddit.

mksu911 · 2018-10-02T18:29:16+00:00

I kind of want to ask it if it uses hormones because I am really looking for any excuse here to make myself feel better about this

Bad idea?

RedSwami · 2018-10-02T18:50:00+00:00

Wheeler Walker Jr.

Eatin Pussy and Kickin Ass

[deleted] · 2018-10-03T01:35:54+00:00

Lmao we think it's bad now but just wait until we see the lagging results of hormones and gender reassignments being given to more and more teens. Add in further advances in plastic surgery and there will be a point where we won't be able to fucking tell lol.

But dude seriously don't fucking sweat it. You're attracted to girls and obviously this dude looked feminine enough to pass as one so what are you expected to do? Check their genitals before you make out with one?

I know it feels fucking disgusting but just bury this deep down and try not to think about it again.

TheCondor96 · 2018-10-03T04:19:33+00:00

Chill out man she passed as a chick so it's no big deal. Kinda shitty to not be upfront about it but it's not like you're suddenly gay now.

maxofreddit · 2018-10-03T05:29:38+00:00

Dude... you have a wonderful opportunity to be a fucking ADULT.

First off, the term is “she,” not “it.” There’s a person in there, regardless of how you feel about their place/gender in life.

Second, from the sounds, she probably didn’t go out to try to “trick” a guy into kissing her, then drop the bomb to destroy his life. Someone who’s gone to that much trouble, who’s no doubt had hormone therapy, and from the sounds, perhaps even gone all the way to getting a breast augmentation, didn’t do all that for spite.

Perhaps you, indeed, got “fooled,” but she was kind enough and mature enough to call you and let you know about her situation before things got more serious. To do it immediately after the first date? She did you a SOLID FUCKING FAVOR. Do her the same and be honest. Tell her that she’s very convincing, and either you had a great time, but you’re going to move into dating other people, or tell her you had a great time, and you want to know what’s under that skirt.

NONE of us care, and one isn’t more “RP” than the other. What IS RP is knowing yourself well enough to be honest about it (either way) and moving on with your life, and having a ducking sense of humor about it.

spiritletshereit · 2018-10-03T12:30:05+00:00

Why do you care that you kissed a dude? Either you're gay and kissed a dude, so good for you, or you're straight and kissed a dude so it literally means nothing.

If you kissed a dude that you were attracted to because he looked like a girl then you were attracted to female qualities so it's not gay. Even if it was gay, who cares?

There is literally no issue here aside from your own weird insecurities.

Kabuki431 · 2018-10-02T16:35:04+00:00

You are not the first one. I have seen 5-6 dudes trip over each other to get its number and one even managed to take it home.

Sometimes guys cant really tell.

WhatsGoinOnEh · 2018-10-02T18:18:20+00:00

Please watch Ace Ventura and follow his steps once he finds out he kissed a man.

oytrp · 2018-10-02T20:32:51+00:00

Take this as a sign that you need to raise your standards.

Glennus626 · 2018-10-03T03:06:09+00:00

Did you say "no homo" after she got her trans saliva in your mouth after the 30 second frencher?

[deleted] · 2018-10-03T08:34:03+00:00

Spartan soldiers used to have love with each other. I got a handjob at 12 by another guy. You won't die, it's just a kiss.

TheCitiesOfGold · 2018-10-03T09:30:23+00:00

Forget it and move on , your ranting sounds pathetic , if that happened to me I would laugh and say " Hey you really do look like a woman but its not cool to lie , another guy could get aggressive, enjoy your life and try to be honest " Hell I would have zero issue telling this story for laughs , a man that can deal with these things laugh and then give the other person advice is the sort of person women like , it seems repulsive and weak to react like some teenage boy fearing what the playground will say .

MakoShark93 · 2018-10-03T15:04:01+00:00

LMFAAAO you dun goofed

kyzen142 · 2018-10-04T03:36:35+00:00

Imagine u were just performing CPR on a dying a dude.

[deleted] · 2018-10-03T03:10:07+00:00

that sounds like "rape by deception" or something. you have rights and you are the victim.

mksu911 · 2018-10-02T16:07:35+00:00

I know where he works and where he lives, should I teach this fuck a lesson??

Title	A fucking tranny tricked me into kissing it then fucking told me later, I want to die.
Author	mksu911
Upvotes	18
Comments	90
Date	October 2, 2018 3:45 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/9krqzq/a_fucking_tranny_tricked_me_into_kissing_it_then/
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