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[–]gangstarapMAIDmeDoit 54 points55 points56 points 10 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
unless she's a virgin, bro you just need to start playing with that pussy and go down on her or whip your dick out. I mean i don't understand what else you need to do lol
[–]ickolas39 points 10 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
how do i go from greeting to marriage though?
[–]gangstarapMAIDmeDoit 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
a long drawn out process. Don't try to have sex with her till you're married lol.
[–]OhMoscow 16 points17 points18 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Whip out at 32 degree angle while shoulder turned away to communicate slight disinterest
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That shit was fucking hilarious, hahah
[–]A_Bitter_Barista 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Guess op is worried about being too forward but also not aggressive enough at the same time? Dunno. I like your answer though, haha
[–]gangstarapMAIDmeDoit 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
be forward either way if she shuts you down you'll not get pussy and if you don't be forward you wont get it either. But if he's feeling her up in his bed she wants it.
[–]A_Bitter_Barista 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep, pretty much
[–]Churchx 11 points12 points13 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When the penis reaches full hardening, slide it into the slot several times. Thats how i do it.
[–]baguette180 7 points8 points9 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she is a complacent type then don't do this but if she is like more normal then make out, take your shirt off if it feels natural or not. Then lift her shirt up and kiss he nipples then take her shirt off. (If you still have your shirt on take it off too. You don't want her to be naked and vulnerable wile you have you are fully clothed.) then run her pussy then go back to boobs then Take her pants off and go down for a little then go back to kissing and boobs. Take your dick out look her in the eyes MAKE SURE SHE IS AWARE OF WHAT IS HAPPNING then SLOWLY go to put it in. (if you aren't 100% sure it's cool say like "I want by fuck UOU so bad wile making eye contact. Actual if it's the first time probably do that anyway.)
This is not like the formula. You can mix things up. Just keep escalating. And if she if she feels uncomfortable PULL BACK. Often if you do that one time she will see you have self control and fell totally comfortable and become totally down.
[–]Xycotic 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some girls just don't know how, or don't want to make moves back. If you're invested talk about it. Otherwise, escalate with more physicality as long as she seems comfortable and is responding as such.
Its kinda basic operating procedure. Keep moving forward as long as comfortable.
[–]TRPboys6 points 10 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
just start kissing down her neck, to tits. Work your hands towards the pussy, stroke and tease around her panties before taking them off then play with her clit.
If you want a book to read then "sex god method" is a good place to start.
you could try PYCO or the naked man for shits and giggles
[–]TheDanima1 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Has anyone real tried the naked man that you know of? What was the result?
[–]JF803 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
escalate naturally. Think what would come next if it was a movie or a story. Vin DiCarlo's escalation ladder is a good source as well here's a link: http://www.slideshare.net/vhie130501/16768511-vindicarloescalationladder
[–]eien_geL 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Be playful, tickle her, tease her, poke her lightly, give her kisses in places like the cheeks, foreheads, hands, necks, etc, and give her comments to make her blush, etc. I mean, her lying down with you already is a 99% sign that she is into you, waiting for you to do the advances.
[–]ndatoxicity 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Massage breasts/nipples and intensify making out. You should hear her breathing pick up and maybe some moaning taking place. I would then put her hand on your dick and also rub her through her pants and soon enough clothes will be flying off. Guaranteed
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
While making out, rub her inner thigh in a circular motion and slowely, very slowely, move your hand down till its on her thigh right in front of her crotch. This will drive her insane. She'll probably grab your hand at this point and put it in her pants, or take them off. I do this will all my girls and it works like a charm. Also kiss down her neck till you get to some tiddy. Suck on tha tiddy. She'll be soaking wet with these two together.
[–]diversification 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Easiest way is to whip it out and begin meatspinning, progressively getting it closer and closer to her face.
[–]usernametakenfucku 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Escalating becomes more comfortable over time; just do what feels right and be a bit bold if she's already turned on (obviously like listen to her). It's ok to not always lead, though (at first).
My first make-out was awkward as all hell; the girl initiated and lead (I tried to at another point; I was bold). Fast forward a few more (varyingly awkward) times, and I'm comfortable enough to lead.
Same concept with sex. Just relax; you'll get better.
[–]king_of_nogainz 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The penis. You stick it ins the pussy and go BAMBAM on it.
Edit: also, you gotta yell, "WHO GOT THAT GOOD D?!?! WHO! WHO! WHO!?!".
[–]Miercolesian -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tell her "I want you to touch my dick with your hand" or just take it out and put her hand on it if you are shy.
[+]letsgetrandy -11 points-10 points-9 points 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
So I'm hooking up with this girl in bed and I'm touching her all over.
Gross.
She isn't responding, because what you're doing is kinda creepy.
It takes two to tango. You need to get her turned on. Don't "touch her all over" like some kind of sex offender — make it clear what you want!
Grab her body, pull her to you, kiss her, rub her crotch, sit her up and take off her shirt... by this time it's clear that you're going for sex....
She'll either respond by participating (good), or she'll respond by telling you to stop (not bad, not good), or else she'll just go cold (bad) in which case you should stop, because that's how rape accusations happen.
[–]puabookworm 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Some girls are more passive and let the guy do more of the work. It doesn't mean he's necessarily being "creepy". You're making some really strong assumptions about him based on a single sentence he wrote ("I'm touching her all over" could mean a lot of different things to different people)
[–]letsgetrandy -3 points-2 points-1 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
All the same, it's creepy... not sexy.
[–]puabookworm 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What you said was:
Grab her body, pull her to you, kiss her, rub her crotch, sit her up and take off her shirt
Another way to phrase this would be "I'm touching her all over". Get what I'm saying? His description was a lot less eloquent than yours, but it was so brief and general that it's impossible to know what he meant. You could both be talking about the same thing. Don't make assumptions.
[–]Blackmagician 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
You're being downvoted because you're trying to equate his inexperience with being gross and him being a sex offender. Your advice was good but you don't need the unnecessary damning labels, especially when we don't know much about the situation.
As the other person who replied said, some women really are passive. As you said it's bad with some women because going cold or being quiet means something is wrong. The thing is we don't know which it is with the scant information provided to us. I would tell OP to follow your advice and be a lot more clear with what he wants, it might even have to be verbal(and for the best) if he truthfully can't read the situation.
DiCarlo escalation ladder is the truth though!
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