Where do you fuck if neither person can be brought back home?

Miikeymt · 2017-07-16T16:18:59+00:00

in a car

Morokweng · 2017-07-16T15:53:37+00:00

Get a consensual-sex-in-the-missionary-position-purely-for-the-purposes-of-procreation van

QNoble · 2017-07-16T17:08:09+00:00

Go hiking and do it in the woods. Or go to a park at night. I've done both, and personally I think it adds to the excitement and the experience.

dizzy_dizzle · 2017-07-16T16:05:37+00:00

Either get a hotel or you don't.

Bathroom is an outside chance

DopeAsAWolf · 2017-07-17T03:34:56+00:00

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UoAPUA · 2017-07-16T17:40:27+00:00

Motel rooms for a night if you're 18. You're not allowed to have anyone over during the day? It doesn't have to be at night. "We're gonna go watch tv!" Then hopefully you're parents don't check on you for 15 minutes lol

2017-07-16T21:38:26+00:00

Go to a public park but watch out for serial killers

DirkDieGurke · 2017-07-16T17:37:30+00:00

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

No, but seriously: convenience store bathroom (her excuse: the women's bathroom was occupied I really had to go...), a roof top, a wooded area, a park (at night, in a secluded area), or wherever your imagination takes you. Scout out some areas where hardly anyone goes. Your girl can't be as loud as she wants, but there are lots of places for fucking in public.

killzone20 · 2017-07-16T15:05:25+00:00

A big issue for me too, can't bring them to my house due to parents and brothers and most times it's the same for the female, where can youngins like us get their business done :(

2017-07-16T18:30:08+00:00

Same here. Houses are off limits, no car and hotels cost a bomb :(

DopeAsAWolf · 2017-07-17T03:56:13+00:00

dark ally

Handsome_Claptrap · 2017-07-16T16:55:25+00:00

Car isn't much comfortable but is easy and always available. Just find a spot with no one around, the car will move up and down so it is very noticeable just by seeing it.

Dweebl · 2017-07-17T03:28:47+00:00

If you want the bed you gotta do a motel or something. Some motels have hourly rates. :3

Tsunawolf · 2017-07-17T05:28:42+00:00

A) get really close to a friend who lives downtown by himself and convince him to occasionally let you take girls over there for a very small fee every month

B) rent a motel room

C) secluded park, but never in the playground

D) sneak into a nearby appartment building and do it in the stairwell

E) go to a 2-story high fast food and sneak into the 2nd floor washroom (2nd floor is usually closed at night so it should be clean)

moontripper1246 · 2017-07-16T21:44:41+00:00

Motel bro

LocomotiveEngineer · 2017-07-16T22:47:14+00:00

Is the "4 hour motel rate" still a thing?

Locupleto · 2017-07-17T01:29:39+00:00

Oh my gosh exciting days. You can be creative and adventurous. If you need a bed then consider a friends house when the parent aren't home. Go camping. A car or van. Cargo van with a mattress works nicely. Air mattress will do fine. get a hotel room or airbnb. In an office during off-hours. A couch somewhere semi private. Those lounges in some buildings get very little traffic. A stairwell. AN ELEVATOR! But best of all if you can get her parents to like you enough they may allow it in their house.

JoyfulCouple · 2017-07-17T10:58:36+00:00

car, hotel or don't do it till you are married :D

TheBetterManZA · 2017-07-17T17:22:46+00:00

Honestly, if you're both 18 or older your parents should be fine with it. I lived in a flat, but occasionally I would go to my ex-girlfriend's house and she lived with her parents. She would lock the door and her mum and dad were totally fine with it. However, it was bloody embarrassing the one time her Dad told her she had forgotten to close one of her windows the one day and people could hear us...

2017-07-16T15:22:14+00:00

Go to a seedy motel that charges by the hour

fitnessfreak6 · 2017-07-16T17:46:25+00:00

Hotel. /thread

killzone20 · 2017-07-16T15:05:37+00:00

A big issue for me too, can't bring them to my house due to parents and brothers and most times it's the same for the female, where can youngins like us get their business done :(

MrBrucey · 2017-07-16T17:08:14+00:00

I don't understand the parents thing. I lived with my parents for 5 years durring summers in university.

Brought countless girls back home and they never gave a shit. My bedroom was in the basement, so they just turned a blind eye to it.

Count_Giggles · 2017-07-16T23:31:40+00:00

How old are you? Whats the issue with bringing home a girl?

Title	Where do you fuck if neither person can be brought back home?
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Upvotes	46
Comments	39
Date	July 16, 2017 2:56 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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