The best response to "I thought you were gay?"

extremelyinfamous · 2017-08-06T13:15:08+00:00

But I would love to hear some strong responses to when they finally say, "oh I thought you were gay?"

"You thought correct. Now as your new gay friend show me your boobs so I can tell you what bra you'd look good in."

LegitAnswers · 2017-08-06T17:53:31+00:00

This thread is full of cringe.

eagerbeaver1414 · 2017-08-06T19:57:06+00:00

"Well, three times doesn't make you gay I hope."

DirkDieGurke · 2017-08-06T22:11:45+00:00

This thread is unhelpful but hilarious!

I would just say... "Are you disappointed or relieved?" and calibrate after her response.

TheMattEastwood · 2017-08-07T01:30:26+00:00

"Well I do give Anal. But let's leave the details out of this"

And if I wasn't gay I would SO pin you up against would then fuck you in the bathroom

Matt Eastwood

standard_revolution · 2017-08-06T16:27:53+00:00

"Well, I'm not. Does that change your opinion of me?"

I get this when I go dancing at gay bars/clubs (of course). Those places just tend to be more fun and carefree than the straight ones, and I'm there primarily to dance, not pick up women. But it's amazing the shit women think they can get away with when they think you're gay. Every time someone has grabbed my dick at a gay bar, it's been a woman, not a man.

tlo101 · 2017-08-06T20:17:54+00:00

"Gay for you"

VDKay · 2017-08-06T20:40:43+00:00

Tip 1: act unaffected like you heard this question a thousand times before. No pause, no facial expression, no gesture, no nothing. Just answer calmly with a slight smile.

Tip 2: have a random/disorienting answer that is neither defensive nor reactive, and deliver it in the same manner.

"Oh! No am not... Actually, my friend X is gay. He got me those nice shoes for my birthday. You like them?"

DaygameCoach · 2017-08-06T19:18:19+00:00

It's about understanding that women are attracted to certain behaviors that gay men exhibit. Read the seduction type "Dandy" in Art of Seduction by Robert Greene and maximize that type for you. I have seen men pull like crazy using that type.

letsriseup · 2017-08-07T02:52:09+00:00

I used to get this when I kept my intentions murky with indirect openers & comments.

Considering I open now by telling them they're cute, that goes right out the window. And I make sure to tell them I like them.

Haven't heard this in years.

bugxter · 2017-08-07T04:23:03+00:00

I usually do something along the lines of "Let me see... Hmmm" and then I blatantly check her out (specially her tits/ass if you can), then conclude with "nop, definitely not gay".

Not suitable to every scenario tho.

Sky-Project · 2017-08-06T13:48:19+00:00

It is not what you say but how you say things. Also, what if you start the conversation in another way so it doesnt sound like gay. Just give her a compliment about some cloth, and then, you talk about fashion and your things so she realises you just like it, but you aint gay.

2017-08-06T20:52:35+00:00

Just make a joke "Really? I love beer, pro wrestling and boobs, I can't be gay" but don't laugh at your own joke, say it with a straight face and look right at her.

Another joke: "Cool! Does this mean I can see you walking around in your underwear now?"

Lastly: Playfully slap her on the shoulder and say "Well you bitch!" but say it as homosexual as possible.

chaosandmayhem · 2017-08-06T15:36:42+00:00

You're fucked. Having a strong masculine/feminine polarity is critical, and if you're getting those responses, you don't have it.

Title	The best response to "I thought you were gay?"
Author	TheSasquatchKing
Upvotes	14
Comments	33
Date	August 6, 2017 1:14 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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