Need advice. I met a girl on Saturday night and we exchanged numbers. I sent her this quick vid on Sunday night but I have not heard back from her. Please help tell me what I’m doing wrong.

-Godly · 2019-06-25T13:52:30+00:00

best shitpost on this sub haha

Ihaveanaccountreddit · 2019-06-25T12:39:45+00:00

Honestly you did everything right. Emojis implying sex? Check. Voice changed to something deep and masculine? Check. Serial killer glasses? Check.

Nah, I don’t see why this bitch hasn’t called you yet.

2019-06-25T12:17:05+00:00

Oh boy

meclano · 2019-06-25T13:34:04+00:00

I'm confused, is this satire or not?

callmemrsunshine · 2019-06-25T13:46:26+00:00

Seriously, you couldn't have done better. I don't know what's wrong with ladies nowadays... LIKE SERIOUSLY!!!

Report_Topside · 2019-06-25T12:16:49+00:00

This is probably the best way to secure a second date. Well done. Zero advice needed.

2019-06-25T13:31:57+00:00

So much r/woosh in this comment section...

icedtoasterwaffles · 2019-06-25T13:09:11+00:00

You are doing everything right. Maybe light a candle in the next video, it'll show her that you have a romantic side. Im sure a flickering light bulb works just as well

2019-06-25T14:18:13+00:00

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lambocinnialfredo · 2019-06-25T13:59:45+00:00

9/10 needs more emojis

🍑💦😓🤠

someonesopinion6969 · 2019-06-25T14:07:25+00:00

fucking pussy slayer right here! boys take notice of this STUD

OiYou · 2019-06-25T13:58:53+00:00

Excellent.

No room for misunderstanding.

TalktotheJITB · 2019-06-25T13:22:15+00:00

Has to be satire

HoopersHoop · 2019-06-25T13:52:26+00:00

You want her to respond? Show her the kinky side of you. You’re doing great 👍🏼

ZeoPaladin · 2019-06-25T15:01:22+00:00

You needed to have loud music or noise in the background. That way she has to repeat the message several times slowly making her fall for you. Rookie mistake kid. Now she can properly plan her next move and not be brainwashed by your sexy voice. Do better.

ZbrrZbrr · 2019-06-25T13:40:03+00:00

Yep... this is exactly what I expected the average redditor to look/act like.

Paltenburg · 2019-06-25T12:59:50+00:00

What do...

Cowboy_With_No_Name · 2019-06-25T13:51:59+00:00

laughing hard rn

ZbrrZbrr · 2019-06-25T13:54:05+00:00

Genius

Chabubu · 2019-06-25T16:46:36+00:00

The only logical next step is to launch into a week long tirade of vulgar insults and concluding with "I didn't want to sleep with you anyways" and blocking her.

Sammyjskj · 2019-06-25T12:15:27+00:00

why the fuck would you sent her those emojis

JamesDeensaan · 2019-06-25T13:45:08+00:00

Bro i can’t tell if you trolling or being serious. Imma go with trolling, because if not you’re definitely autistic.

Voyaller · 2019-06-25T15:34:22+00:00

Dude she's just snob. You did everything right. Don't worry. 🤣

ragergage · 2019-06-25T12:48:59+00:00

Everything. You’re doing everything wrong.

BusyBarber · 2019-06-25T12:21:10+00:00

the emojis, the filtered voice.. yikes 🤭

DefinatelyNotAnEagle · 2019-06-25T18:28:44+00:00

Quality shitpost

2019-06-25T13:56:17+00:00

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soldbush · 2019-06-25T15:03:17+00:00

Didn't you just do a roast me?

cdubbg · 2019-06-25T17:11:51+00:00

Yikes 😂

PapacusRoman · 2019-06-25T18:22:46+00:00

My budy, you shouldn't mention sex in the first contact, try talk about good things, movies, cinema, sports, music etc, food, ask her out for a snack, a walk, something like that. And you have to be careful, this can be applied to harassment. Be smart my bro ( I'm not a native speaker)

JRthePUMP · 2019-06-25T20:18:12+00:00

Honestly though this would be something hilarious to send a bitch depending on how that first interaction went

2019-06-25T20:28:28+00:00

How did you not capitalize on the opportunity to send her an unsolicited dick pick? Noob.

Isa_Yilmaz · 2019-06-25T20:33:46+00:00

Please dont be real

NewJackSwinger2 · 2019-06-25T14:13:19+00:00

Take this fucking L my boi

Boomslangalang · 2019-06-25T14:26:47+00:00

Joking right? You got me

2019-06-25T13:12:34+00:00

You’re joking right?

fabmarques21 · 2019-06-25T17:42:58+00:00

i would do you and im a straight guy, nice work bro

Squats4urmom · 2019-06-25T17:49:10+00:00

Do you mind if I use your video to send to girls? It's that good.

JuanChaleco · 2019-06-25T18:43:22+00:00

Such a cool guy!

Ry46678062 · 2019-06-25T20:45:04+00:00

Dunno why, you seem like a lovely man

zhantoo · 2019-06-25T20:51:53+00:00

No, I don't plan to reply to everybody who fuckin' says something fucked up about me But I will say this, I was reading some comments last night about, like, what people are fuckin' saying about Revival And uhh Yo, this Yahoo mother fucker, whatever the fuck his name is, said I, literally said I rhymed "rhymes" with "chimes" "Sucker free, confidence high Such a breeze when I pen rhymes" ([GPS:] Turn right) Like, you don't understand I'm rhyming the entire fuckin' sentence you fuckin' moron It's my fault 'cause you're fuckin' stupid But I swear to God this motherfucker lives in Michigan and I think I figured out his address And I'm on my way to his fuckin' house right now ([GPS:] Turn left) I'll hit you back later

happi-lee · 2019-06-25T13:22:48+00:00

Video straight away? Nope! You should have sent a text just to feel her out

raultsc · 2019-06-25T15:07:18+00:00

what the fuck dude

karmerhater · 2019-06-25T17:54:17+00:00

I've heard that in very rare cases, getting too turned on can trigger a woman's period. She's probably just waiting it out before hitting you up again.

It's something to do with the egg physically displacing itself out of sheer excitement and detaching from the ovaries, sending period signals to the body.

2019-06-25T13:29:50+00:00

Dude, your skin color is ______ OPs (it's also a video game)

thatguywhatshisface · 2019-06-25T14:08:19+00:00

Are you taking the piss mate?

Ptolemy222 · 2019-06-25T14:53:59+00:00

Noooooooo no no no. I hope this is a joke.

ripgd · 2019-06-25T13:41:24+00:00

Cringe cringe cringe, so needy.

topmatrixgun · 2019-06-25T15:01:43+00:00

Is he really not getting all the sarcasm?

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