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Avoid Women With Horses

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Title Avoid Women With Horses
Author redpillschool
Upvotes 72
Comments 75
Date 11 September 2013 01:32 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit TheRedPill
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/174971
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/1m6a3p/avoid_women_with_horses/
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[–]TRP Vanguard: "Dark Triad Expert"IllimitableMan41 points42 points  (3 children) | Copy

I actually cannot believe I'm seeing this. Avoid women with horses. WTF. LMFAO. Initials thoughts "you cannot be serious" then I remember this one chick I worked with, who... liked horses... and she is probably one of the craziest bitches I've had the displeasure of meeting. What kind of voodoo is this? LMFAO.

[–]LaserSoundMusic24 points25 points  (0 children) | Copy

I have seen this anecdote verified by at least a dozen different men I've met. When describing a girl to other people I've used "horse girl" and men I had just met eyes go wide and they say "I know exactly what you mean"

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

every girl i've ever met that has horses is weird. I wouldn't say crazy but there's something fuckin wrong with them. Even when they don't have horses anymore or havent had them for years, i'll be hanging out with a girl, trying to figure out what's weird about her when she mentions that she used to have a horse. "OH NOW I GET IT! YOURE A FUCKIN HORSE GIRL!"

[–]Corblimy0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Yeah I dated a horse girl while I was a teenager. So glad I got out of that one. She also went on weekly dates with her dad.

Edit: my childhood friend used to date a horse girl too. Girl was fucking nuts.

[–]puck_mar1n43 points44 points  (3 children) | Copy

I've yet to meet a horse girl that wasn't batshit crazy. They also tend to be incredibly slutty so my rule of thumb is that they are great to hook up with but horrible to date.

Edit: In the interest of full disclosure, if I ever had a son I might insist that he take riding lessons. If only because once he becomes a teenager he'd be surrounded by slutty horse girls. Of course, my advice to him would be not to date them, only to hook up with them.

[–]MockingDead19 points20 points  (0 children) | Copy

This. As a guy who has ridden horses, if I had game at the time I would have been rollin' in it.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy

Don't tell your hypothetical son to take horse lessons. Horse guys are probably weird too. Also that would be encouraging him to stick his dick in crazy.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Sister is on the domestic western circuit, so I've been to a few shows. Most of the "trainers" I've met are blue collar men exploiting these woman for their cash. She pays the trainer to keep her horse, ride it daily and come with her to shows. Not cheap.

You're right though, many who show are homosexuals

[–]iKill_eu43 points44 points  (6 children) | Copy

One horse = Ten cats.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan11 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy

This is so true.

I would probably make an exception for girls who live in the country/rural areas and have or live on a farm or something. They're more likely to be saner than the 1 Horse = 10 Cats ratio because they probably use them as Transportation and for work (herding and the like) rather than for reasons of 'I WANT A PONY!!!11!oneone!!' :P

[–]jakethesnake76-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Most horse people i know are far more extreme in the amount of time and money put into horses than anything else.i got a friend who has horses and their whole live and monies are spent on them, and i have seen times (they had to many) were starving.My brother got run off from flying his ultralight (aircraft from horse people,if these people had owned dogs they never would have cared about the minor noise from over head airplane, my friend never complains about mine.But then are over the top on time and energy put into these dumb animals.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Oh no, we have at least that many feral cats in the horse barn. We're fucked

[–]TRP VanguardWhisper1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

One horse = two dogs = ten cats.

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[–]Terry_Bruce_Dick0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

This is key. Two lapdogs indicates crazy. Two labs indicates a rocking good time. I've never had a hike in the wilderness that wasn't improved by dogs.

But then... I've never been attacked by wolves in the wilderness.

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (5 children) | Copy

One thing about horse girls is you have to consider that having a horse is extremely expensive. So unless they are from a country town with a family that uses horses as income, they are going to be spoiled entitled bitches, 100% of the time. In terms of mate selection for LTR, you never want someone who has been told they are a princess their entire lives. Never, ever date the girl who actually got the pony.

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[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy

This is 100% true. But it goes beyond spoiled princess bitch status with horses, yes that is there, but they're also just weird as fuck.

[–]Modredpillschool[S] 37 points38 points  (12 children) | Copy

It's strange to me that I already had this rule.

I've always noticed horse girls are not just women with pets, but women with obsessions. They love those things. LOVE. I'm pretty sure most of the horse girls I know think about their horses sexually.

Strange, but true.

[–]TRP Vanguardscottishredpill17 points18 points  (0 children) | Copy

I have 4 good girl friends who ride horses. They are all batshit crazy. Great for crazy mental nights out, but I've turned them all down at some point.

[–]orographic27 points28 points  (6 children) | Copy

I'm pretty sure girls obsession with horses is purely sexual

[–]Nutz7619 points20 points  (4 children) | Copy

I suspect Freud would agree. The muscles and big dick would be right in line with his psychoanalytical trend of everything tracing back to either sex or aggression. Horse dick = sex, musculature = aggression.

[–]Scrabbleloser42 points43 points  (0 children) | Copy

Not to mention the fact that the animal must be broken, tamed, and then uses its own back as the pedestal to put her on. It's the ultimate female fantasy.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children) | Copy

Also strength, power, size, feeling of being protected.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

I'm gonna buck the trend here and disagree that women feel protected from a horse. They're pretty big cowards/prey animals.

[–]marriedtocrazy1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

OK, but what about the horses?

[–]IDGAFwhatmyREStagis9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

I have a few of these women on my facebook. All of their photos are horses. They're actually kind of disturbing.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

even when they don't have horses anymore and horses were never a huge part of their life, they're all just weird dude. Why?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I've learned that from the movie "Sexual games" or something like that, that movie where Buffy plays a slut rich girl.

PS: Now that i think about the movie, i find it funny that the main guy dies when he becomes a beta.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

Owned and rode horses myself at one time. Dated a horse woman once - for about three months. That was enough.

[–]MSoftHarem15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy

Dated a beauty pageant winning, competitive horse riding psycho. Horse women are crazier than your average crazy women and in this day and age that is no joke. If she is into horses I suggest you keep it very casual and temporary, or honestly it is best to not even bother.

[–]slfx2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

You love horses. I don't trust them. Their shoes are permanent. Who makes that kind of a commitment to a shoe?

[–]DrMungMung4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

[–]Quizlyx19 points20 points  (0 children) | Copy

Couldn't be any truer. I dated a girl who liked horses, but she didn't have any. Relationship was fine, and then it happened. She brought a horse to town and kept it in a local barn. Sex dropped off almost immediately, she got increasingly bitchy and demanding. Somehow I became an asshole to her because I didn't want to drive 30 minutes out of my way to feed HER horse. Horses are nothing but pure evil, avoid women who have them at all costs.

[–]Clauderoughly13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy

My sister used to be a horse girl, and she gave them up right around the time she got treatment for the thyroid condition that was making her act crazy.

She is down to 1 horse, and she is lucky that her husband in vet, so she gets all medical treatment for free.

My dad raised race horses when I was a kid, and they the BIGGEST money sinks unless you know what you are doing.

I had no problem with what Dad did, because he was smart about blood lines, and we did make a fair bit of money off the horses we sold.

Any woman who keeps a horse for a pet ?

RUN!

[–]goatfishsandwich8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

Anyone ever notice how many girls with horses are on dating websites? It's crazy, almost every other girl I see on there is an "equestrian".

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

i actually dated a normal girl who was into horses, but she never owned them because she was far too poor. she took jobs where she cared for and trained other people's horses, and she made good money at it. however, since i grew up in the rich part of Houston, i can confirm that girls who's dads were rich enough to buy them horses were nothing but trouble. i think that's the real issue: they are spoiled daddy's girls.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

No idea, I lived in rural Canada and to me horses = farms. Not only are those girls level headed because daddy was around all there whole life but also hard working. So I think this is a your mileage may vary type of thing, obviously any girl who actually got daddy to buy her a pony is a bad life mate.

[–]manlyjames11 points12 points  (10 children) | Copy

Also cows. My mother was like this, the cows came first, I came second or later. It's not like we were raising them to sell them or anything but she just HAD TO HAVE a huge herd of cows. $14k/yr on a elementary school teacher's salary (also, teachers are fucking nuts as well) to feed those fucking things, not to mention hundreds of dollars a month on gas just to drive to school/work every day because the "ranch" was 20 miles out of town. For years we lived on the brink of losing our home and not having enough to eat. She drives around in this 20 year old SUV with more than 170k miles on it literally on the brink of blowing up and has no money to replace it because it's all been spent on those fucking cows. Crazy fucking cunt.

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[–]manlyjames16 points17 points  (7 children) | Copy

They are literally just so she can say she has a "ranch". They aren't dairy cows so you can't milk them, and they are really skinny so we kept getting animal control called on us.

"Mom what if we just got rid of 90% of them and just had a couple of them we'd all be much better off"

"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO CRITICIZE AND NOT JUST BE A TEAM PLAYER WHAT IF I GOT RID OF YOUR COMPUTER INSTEAD?"

Fucking what? So glad I moved out...

[–]frazzleddd 11 points11 points [recovered] | Copy

You just described my mother to a tee except its horses, sheep, chickens and a llama. I escaped but I feel awful for my dad. He's trapped there and footing the bill for it.

She even gave the same line when asked why we didn't get rid of some of the animals.

[–]manlyjames7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

Unfortunately my father passed last year. That woman broke him, and he was no weakling; former USMC Sergeant in Vietnam and was on the SWAT team before his injuries caught up to him. She took this tough son of a bitch and turned him into an alcoholic shadow of his former self, and I don't think I'll ever forgive her for that.

[–]Endorsed Contributormonsieurhire23 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Wow. That's insane. Could you have gotten her committed, I wonder?

[–]porcellus_ultor1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

This doesn't seem like a "woman problem," but more of a "people who intentionally starve or abuse animals are not good people to begin with" problem.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I've dealt with this, just not cows. It's an obsession and almost always has a beta-male provider feeding/enabling it.

[–]projectself5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

I read this and thought how preposterous, ohh, I get it, his mom has horses and is crazy. He's projecting his childhood baggage on women...

Except I think back to every woman I have ever known with horses and the same applies. I know two different men well who wives were into horses. Both led miserable lives of psychological abuse and the crazy bitches eventually cheated on and left both of the men.

It rings true and I cannot think of a single anecdote to reverse it, but damn, it sure sounds ridiculous the way he presents it.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

It sure does sound ridiculous, but the staggering amount of comments here who confirm it and have 100% positive votes blow my mind.

Maybe it's true.

[–]assinmygenes6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

My first job was on a horse farm. The women there were unbelievable. From teenage to mid-forties they were all the same, thought the world revolved around them. If things weren't going their way at that time they'd take it out on the nearest person, or horse. Compared to most women I've known these women were very quick to get physical. Hurt each other, try to hurt me, abuse their horse... it was pretty disturbing. I caught a grown woman with her horse secured and she was maliciously spraying bug spray up it's nose simply because she had poor riding skills and couldn't control him. Grown women screaming like three year olds because they don't get their way. It's a job I miss because I was good with the horses, but the women were unbearable. I wish I knew more about game back then, I'd have bedded quite a few, but at the same time I was more into girls that didn't ride so I could take them riding on off days.

[–]my_ns_account6 points7 points  (2 children) | Copy

Am I the only european here who sees this as bullshit?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Nah, i understand you. Maybe horses haven't the same value here (Austria)? Horse girl cunt ratio of my small sample was about the same as in other populations. The crazy ones wouldn't date me anyways, as I love to eat horsemeat... And I love to tell them. Pferdeleberkäse...hmmm

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

European here. No experience with horse-women. Look at all of the comments though. Maybe there's something to it?

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Depends on what they do with them. My sister started innocent with a my old pony and it all went downhill from there. 100k horse and shows around the country now, fucking ridiculous

[–]tallwheel1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

It should be obvious to the red pill enlightened already why a woman with horses would be a poor partner. For most of us, this hardly needs an article to explain it.

[–]Ididerus4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

First horses are cool as shit, provided a man owns them and they are nothing but eating-shiting-beasts of burden. Much like a man might own chicken or cattle; farm animals which must be supplied with only essential comfort and that which provides benefit to him.

Take a horse out on a desert camping experience and you'll know what I mean.

But a women with horses, most any animal really, but equines are of prime example; one shudders at the change that becomes her. A woman with a pet is a woman with permanent infant. An infant-surrogate that is completely submissive to her and utterly dependent upon the realized mother, she is able to restrict any comfort and then provide "saving grace". This fills the woman's ego to satisfaction, provides her with exactly what she most desires.

In some women this brings them out of reality, much like any drug addict, and renders them deranged to an extent. Others soon tire of their new friend, and the animal is neglected. Near my home in Washington, you can see many horses who's lives are spent in the same pasture, to be fed and ignored.

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[–]ravenzephyr15 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

My husband was raised on a horse farm and loves them. They intimidate me, so I'm not a huge fan. It doesn't help when he tells me he's been kicked so hard he was knocked the fuck out and had his leg broken by a horse. A horse bit him on the shoulder once too. fuck horses.

[–]JoshtheAspie-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

But did she have a horse at the time that you dated her?

[–]Twonix3 points4 points  (4 children) | Copy

I get the idea of this, but the article sounds like the dude is bitter because he grew up in a shitty family. Not very convincing when he uses personal experiences to explain away a whole group of people

[–]Terry_Bruce_Dick15 points16 points  (2 children) | Copy

I think I agree with you. The writing and argument-building is really bad, bad enough that I really, really want to disagree with him. But all of my experiences with horsewomen leads me to believe that they are indeed batshit insane.

[–]Twonix7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy

Oh I agree, mostly all crazy. But if you want to convince people, keep personal experiences out of it. He uses his emotions to explain his beliefs.

[–]Endorsed Contributorvacuu0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

He's using abductive reasoning which doesn't guarantee the right conclusion but is a perfectly valid approach.

[–]supercortical0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Most of this subreddit is based on personal experience.

[–]incraved1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

The fuck?

[–]TRP VanguardWhisper0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Horse women, cat ladies, dog guys, they're all crazy.

The problem isn't having a pet. It's that there is a certain line between seeing an animal as a useful or entertaining animal, and starting to think it's a person.

Women cross this line with horses and cats. Men cross it with dogs. And they all need to have their animals taken away and replaced with antipsychotic medication.

Because, while animals do indeed have feelings like people, and are indeed capable of feeling real affection like people, you cannot have a complete relationship with an animal, in the way you do with a spouse, a friend, or your children.

Why not?

Because animals are really, really, really stupid. They cannot communicate. They cannot learn what you are trying to tell them. They cannot figure out what you want from them. So they cannot give in a relationship. They can only take. And this means that your only repayment is them being themselves. If that's not enough, and when they get old and sick, it won't be, then what you have is a parasite.

In fact, what you have is a parasite that your crazy cat lady, or crazy dog guy, is too crazy to get rid of. They think of it as an old friend. But being familiar is not the same as being a friend. Friendship is give and take. Pets lack the capacity to give, because they cannot understand what you want.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

So they cannot give in a relationship. They can only take.

This is the linchpin.

The first kind of relationship people experience is an imbalanced one, where they can only take as infants and where their parents can only give.

They replicate this relationship with pets.

[–]nillotampoco3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

I'll have to disagree with your point on dogs.

A single dog is perfectly ok if you have the capacity to take care of them. They're fiercely loyal, and they can bite intruders/be a deterrent for them ever entering your property.

They also make good companions despite what you say. My family had a pitbull for about five years, good smart dog, it would be excited to see you if you had been absent for more than a day, it's 3 years gone and we all still mention him from time to time.

Though if you'd like to get a dog, I'd say it's important to get a smart breed or a mutt of two good breeds. A dumb dog can feel more like a chore than a pet.

[–]rule_of_law0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Kentucky is the horse capital of the world... FUCK. They're everywhere

[–]marriedtocrazy0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Guess who had horses growing up...

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Much agreed. Had an HB8 coworker for about a year who was a diehard horse owner. One day I overheard her talking with another coworker about how she messed around with three dudes in one weekend.

[–]Olipyr-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is very true.

Crazy, slutty, but god damn are they good lays. Crazy fucking.



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