Please give me a hard slap

Persaeus · 2017-12-31T16:55:14+00:00

Quits job over a woman you’re not even fucking? Making a last day bid for biggest faggot of the year. You win

snatch_haggis · 2017-12-31T17:07:16+00:00

You, my friend, are clearly not the prize. Until you deal with that, you're just fapping in the wind.

weakandsensitive · 2017-12-31T17:10:14+00:00

No.

Look at that, I said no and didn't even feel guilty.

Rian_Stone · 2017-12-31T17:17:49+00:00

Lol.

Go to confession for absolution. Come here when you're ready to do something

FoxShitNasty83 · 2017-12-31T17:13:17+00:00

(sarcasm on) What do you want us to do sit round in our PJ's and discuss your feelings? Maybe we can swap contacts and send each other dick pics (Sarcasm off)

For fuck sake man up

[deleted] · 2017-12-31T17:38:40+00:00

I find your situation to be very interesting. Read over it twice. I can only think of one way that you will ever be able to live with all this.

GET SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP

..and stop posting here.

innominating · 2017-12-31T18:16:06+00:00

I’ll help.

You have failed to develop abundance mentality and you do not view yourself as the prize.

You are in a shitty relationship and you have a shitty life because of the decisions you’ve made and the actions you’ve been afraid to take. Your wife is a shitty wife, and your relationship is shit, because she reflects you. You’ve been trying to escape your pathetic life and relationship by thinking up a delusion about your work wife and escaping into that delusion daily.

Here is a core belief you need to upload into your brain and if the hardware isn’t fucked, which I suspect it is, you might make something of your life despite yourself:

-There are billions of women in the world. Your best self is enough for more than you could ever fuck. Your work wife is not special. There are bound to be 100,000 (or more) women in the world who your best self would be enough to get who are better for you than your work wife.

Further, your best self can in fact fuck other women right now. The limit you are placing on yourself is robbing you of abundance mentality. If you have a moral aversion to fucking other women without your wife knowing, tell your wife your going to do it. If you can’t do that, get a divorce. If you have reasons not to do that, hide it. If you have a moral aversion to that, go back to your shitty relationship and wait out the loss of dopamine your brain was delivering to you ever time you saw your work wife. It takes about 10 days, if you can control yourself and stop escaping into your fantasies.

Moving forward, become your best self and learn and practice game. Go out and number close or you will forever be a slave to the one woman you fantasize will solve all your problems.

Pussy.

470_2_700_nm · 2017-12-31T17:29:23+00:00

No a mess would have been spalujing on her face.

Seriously, you are going to have a hard time finding anyone to relate. Most if not all of the guys on this sub are straight.

Good luck though I’m sure you’ll find your way.

cholomite · 2017-12-31T17:59:41+00:00

lol she probably has 5 other beta schmucks just like you pining over her thinking they're all special.

I agree with Persaeus, this is a solid last minute entry for faggot of the year. If you're still this big of a bitch tomorrow you might win 2 years in a row.

77mrpB2A · 2017-12-31T18:42:50+00:00

What I want to know is, how did Arby's make it through the Christmas rush without you there to steer the ship?

rocknrollchuck · 2017-12-31T16:53:14+00:00

Lift more. And lift heavier. Lift until the only thing you can think about is how sore you are, and how you will handle lifting the next day with that soreness. That is the only way.

tacko276 · 2017-12-31T17:41:11+00:00

Go to the iron church and dont come back until you find your fucking manhood

screechhater · 2017-12-31T19:40:57+00:00

Wow, the “dream police” have taken over boy faggots life that has a crazy crush on little miss cold shoulder, and a job is quit over a hole that can’t/won’t be tapped.

Have you ever heard of standards ? Self respect ?

There is a whole host of skeletons in my closet and shit I would never share even with a pastor or shrink .... know why ? Because it means I think Do you understand that ?

A crush is a crush. Lots women will get locked in your sights, it’s called being a man. But the very idea you quitiing over someone you won’t have is just pathetic, weak and certainly the canary in a coal mine of your refusal to man the fuck up.

Quit looking in the mirror and staring at that scared little boy. Not one sees him but you. Everyone sees that man you refuse to be or that drunk capatan per se

You know the best part of having a teen daughter ? Hearing her friends say I’m a DILF, but does that mean I fuck them or change my whole persona over a comment ? Should I pedastalize a young girl or coworker that gives me attention ?

So when you decide to rip the duct tape off holding your cock to your inner thigh, don’t let us know, but do look in the mirror and do realize this is life, and the standard you set for yourself are what defines you and your objectives

Do you have any idea how weak you sound ?

Let me tell you, you don’t deserve your wife or kids

SteelSharpensSteel · 2017-12-31T20:26:09+00:00

I'm laughing cause the dude deleted his account.

Title	Please give me a hard slap
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Comments	37
Date	December 31, 2017 4:44 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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