Shit test: Are you disappointed we didn't have sex?

trpaxiom · 2016-07-31T12:52:40+00:00

I'm not disappointed, I'm just realizing we may not have the same expectations in this relationship...

Let the hamster do the rest, then improve to where she can't keep her hands off you.

2016-07-31T17:20:17+00:00

My response, that seems to be getting me laid more often lately, is to turn the tables…….

" Ok, good, I would rather not if you aren't into it, but later is OK." THEN STFU, the first one that speaks next loses. No matter what she finally says, I respond with what I am planning on doing and get out of bed and get started……with a big happy go lucky smile. Usually her next statement is…… "are you mad at me?" Then I ass grab, quick kiss and say "no way" and leave the room.

Two out of three times, she comes to me later in the day…..ready to go. Not a bad batting average, lately.

Edit: she claims she hates it when I grab her ass…..yet she doesn't move away either. hmmmm

2016-07-31T19:04:09+00:00

"You've got sex on your mind, apparently..."

"Awww, did you miss your husband?"

"Meh, maybe next time."

"Yep, pulled a Van Gogh and cut off my ear."

Your answer can be almost anything other than negotiating desire or allowing her to use sex as a weapon.

wakethfkupneo · 2016-07-31T17:29:54+00:00

'Heartbroken'

Or something along the lines, but the main message you're sending her must be: "I don't take your question seriously". If you say yes or no, you'll fail. That's why this type of test is so sophisticated. Shark, owner of now defunct 'Solve my girl problems' blog, called this specific test "probing for beta blood". Sometimes it happens even after sex ("are you disappointed I left so early").

bogeyd6 · 2016-07-31T15:55:34+00:00

Then why not just STFU? You don't have to answer her.

redearththeory · 2016-07-31T14:06:58+00:00

Response - "Disappointed? Nah, its (or you're) just boring. Anyway, I have a lot of things to do, I'll be back later tonight. leaves ".

screechhater · 2016-07-31T20:01:15+00:00

Are you lifting yet ?

WhiteTrashKiller · 2016-08-01T03:46:43+00:00

"Why would I be upset that you didn't get to have sex with me?"

Or

"It's not a bad thing, if you aren't into it then it isn't going to be good for either of us."

You are the prize......

Kiss her on the forehead and go be awesome.........

BluepillProfessor · 2016-08-01T15:58:07+00:00

This is a woman driving the knife in by refusing sex and then twisting it when she doesn't get the reaction she wants. Fuck her.

/r/ThefamilyAlpha nailed it if you want to use words. Another option is to roll your eyes disapprovingly and then leave the house for 2-3 hours.

Go to the mall and collect 5 phone numbers from hot girls younger and prettier than your wife.

"Where did you go?"

Out.

UEMcGill · 2016-08-02T14:13:55+00:00

Listen up cunts, faggots and all manner of fucktards. This thread has been cross posted to the /r/thebluepill/. So if you would like to peruse shitty logic, and poor satire, be my guest. The legbeards aren't even putting in a good effort at outrage. Maybe we're not being good enough shitlords?

cholomite · 2016-07-31T18:02:01+00:00

My girl gives me the same shit test. I like to give off the vibe that I'm banging chicks 24/7 and missing out once won't bother me. I'm not cheating on her and she should know that, but having the attitude that you're literally drowning in pussy is always good.

"Are you disappointed?"

"No. Why would I be?"

"Because we aren't having enough sex"

"No, I'm good" or just laugh a little and walk away

Then just fog and act aloof while you tease her about something. Amused mastery and a nice pat on the head works great. If you cam pull it off in a joking way, tell her you're relieved and that your dick needs a break anyway.

Or if that's too much just give her this. ..

"No, it's your loss anyway. I'm great in bed."

with a cocky smile. She obviously knows you're probably not great in bed but just act like you're the shit and don't trip up when she rolls her eyes at you.

Act confident and cocky but don't over do it. After all, she's not fucking you because you're not hot enough or gaming her enough. So get as confident as you can without going overboard. She knows in her logical brain that you're not drowning in pussy, but your attitude will trigger her emotional brain which will drown out the logical brain and get her hamster spinning in your direction.

2016-07-31T22:19:00+00:00

There will come a time when you are not disappointed. There are one of two ways this happens :

First is you plug back in and just decide you don't matter to yourself anymore.

The second is when you don't give a fuck because you just filed - and/ or are getting laid on the side.

She knows this. It's not bs. You gotta come to a place where you are ok with it... Hopefully the second option- that is- if your efforts to be a better man don't have the desired effect.

KyfhoMyoba · 2016-07-31T23:51:05+00:00

"I don't have time for stupid questions, honey, I've got to go to the gym."

Big_Daddy_PDX · 2016-08-01T00:23:18+00:00

"There are plenty of guys are interested in girls with nice personalities that don't like sex. They'd be happy put up with you"

Persaeus · 2016-08-01T13:32:19+00:00

"Uh no, are you?" whatever the answer, "excellent" go to sleep or go be awesome

2016-08-01T14:41:21+00:00

So what are you doing when she asks you that question? Are you sulking, sitting on the couch? Are you moping in front of the tv? Or are you busy doing something else?

If you have not learned how to be OI, which I don't think you have since you become angry at yourself when you tell her the truth, then work the disappointment/anger out by doing something else. Then, when she asks, you will have become occupied by something else and can answer her question from a distanced perspective.

If she asks while you're making progress on something around the house, washing your car, writing a novel, or whatever it is that you are doing because you already wanted to do it, then you can easily deflect the question without sounding butthurt because you are actively involved in something else.

Let her see that you are not sitting around waiting to have sex, that your world includes her if she behaves, but does not revolve around her.

Title	Shit test: Are you disappointed we didn't have sex?
Author	trpaxiom
Upvotes	8
Comments	37
Date	July 31, 2016 12:51 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
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