Fucking disgusting indeed! 🤢🤮

cxveringfire · 2020-09-12T23:13:05+00:00

Before I found this subreddit I went to a guys house last year for a movie date. I went to the bathroom and he had his shower curtain pulled back so I could see in there. I noticed that there was only one bottle in the shower and it was Dawn dish soap. I asked him about it later on and he admitted he washed both his hair and body with it 🤡

eveninghope · 2020-09-12T21:52:26+00:00

lmao when a dude's shower is literally just this, or a crusty Irish Spring bar + Suave shampoo bottle filled half way with water, RUUUNNN.

SansaDeservedBetter · 2020-09-12T22:36:06+00:00

Back in my pick-me days, I hooked up with a guy only to realize he didn’t have handsoap in his bathroom. Next to his sink was just a big pump bottle of hand sanitizer as if it’s the same as soap and water🤢Mr. Peepee poopie hands then ghosted me anyways so luckily I escaped without a UTI or worse.

Why do men like to feel greasy and gross? I love washing my hair and leaving a hair mask on for hours so it’s soft and smells amazing. I love using 2-3 washcloths in the shower to make sure my body is extra clean. I love moisturing after and putting on freshly washed pajamas before going to bed on my freshly washed sheets and perfectly fluffed pillows.

Scrotes just love using 3-in-1 body wash/shampoo/conditioner, washing their body lazily with their bare hands and not washing their ass crack and balls. Then they don’t put on any lotion because dry skin is “manly”. They go to sleep on the same smelly sheets they’ve had since high school that are caked in spilled beer and dried cum, complete with years old pancake flat pillows.

preppykat · 2020-09-12T22:04:56+00:00

They’re so lazy. I’m lazy but I’m not even 1/2 as lazy as a typical man.

redbirdflies · 2020-09-12T23:04:25+00:00

Let’s add having a skin care routine for HVM requirements. If he washes his face with the same soap he washes his ass with, that’s a next for me

And please invest in a decent moisturizer ffs

millionssomething · 2020-09-13T02:34:14+00:00

I dated a man and I swear to god the first time I showered at his house I realized he had no soap. NOTHING. NADA. no bar of soap. no hand soap. no body wash. no shampoo. Absolutely nothing in or around his bathtub.

Yes he smelled. :(

HottPinkSlug · 2020-09-12T23:45:03+00:00

I remember dating a guy who had the 3-in-1 and also was starting to get self conscious about his thinning hair. Like, I dunno, maybe give REAL SHAMPOO a try for starters, genius. I also had to wash my face with handsoap at his house once.

ana-moss-city · 2020-09-12T21:56:06+00:00

What did i read. Motor oil and toothpaste, how?

Is this a real product or just a joke?

Edit: Googled it, it's real alright 🙄

2020-09-12T22:49:16+00:00

And they can barely use it! 🤢🤮

Blackishcat27 · 2020-09-13T02:50:28+00:00

Did you find my roommate's toiletries?

Title	Fucking disgusting indeed! 🤢🤮
Author	xYennefer
Upvotes	192
Comments	31
Date	September 12, 2020 9:42 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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