Matched with me to talk shit

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September 5, 2019

My bio on tinder is under 5”8 and 150 to ride

A girl I matched with said

“Just matching to say ur not gonna get any real matches w that bio but much love xo”

I’m at a loss of what to say, I want to be a smart ass to her

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Title Matched with me to talk shit
Author RedRealer
Upvotes 67
Comments 61
Date 05 September 2019 02:55 AM UTC (1 year ago)
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[–]1XXXMersenne47 points48 points  (2 children) | Copy

"Clearly, I mean look at you"

[–]WB2E3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy


[–]1XXXMersenne0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

*spoils everything

[–]youcancallmedada92 points93 points  (15 children) | Copy

Waste of time. But how about “am I gonna get any unreal matches?”

[–]idontmiind45 points46 points  (0 children) | Copy

This. Don't play in her frame, start your own branch of thought/talk aka your frame. That's stimulus and will get most girls at least slightly interested to talk further

[–]RedRealer13 points14 points  (13 children) | Copy

You don’t think it’s a shit test?

[–]youcancallmedada45 points46 points  (5 children) | Copy

Eh idk. I assumed she was fat from that reply.

[–]RedRealer106 points107 points  (4 children) | Copy

No she qualifies to ride

[–]TehJimmyy23 points24 points  (0 children) | Copy

answer her that lmao

[–]bigsunsetguy19 points20 points  (0 children) | Copy


[–]i-am-the-prize2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Congratulations, you qualify! Press 1 to continue.

[–]andyturbo2000 1 points [recovered]  (4 children) | Copy

“Really? I’ve just matched with your skank ass”

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children) | Copy

this is the response

[–]HurricaneHugues0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

That's how you get reported and banned off Tinder

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

that's true too

[–]TheWalkingNightmare5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Perfect response.

[–][deleted] 104 points105 points  (0 children) | Copy

Matched with you. Messaged you. Shit testing you. This is a win. Just be a snarky asshole, amused mastery, don't give a fuck about her. Just don't be a desperate snarky asshole, trying to "be a smart ass", trying to win her over etc. Don't qualify yourself. Make her qualify herself.

"Come over and see the notches on my bed"

Quickly establishes you want to meet, qualifies her as someone who's going to fuck with you or waste your time

[–]mrpthrowa13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy

Go nuclear

"You don't qualify"

[–]idontmiind10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

ALWAYS assume positive intention and lead the company of you two towards intercourse

[–]Ant1matter834 points35 points  (0 children) | Copy

Red pill in a nutshell.

Random bitch shit talks OP

OP has no fucking idea what to say so he turns to reddit and makes a post about a random bitch talking shit

[–]quarternickledime 1 points [recovered]  (2 children) | Copy

She has to pretend to not like it even though it I intrigued her. Don’t call her out on it because she’ll snap

[–]RedRealer4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

So just open her like regular, ignore it? She messaged that first

[–]downvotesanimals7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Funny, my last date opened with that line too."

[–]30dirtyfingers5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

she matched with you just to say "you arent gonna get any real matches" ? yeah, shit test. Why else would she waste her time? She could have easily spent that time matching with guys shes attracted to but she choose to spend it on something that doesnt peak her interest? Bullshit. Shes probably bored (and as such, boring) or doesnt know how to open.

[–]Psychological_Radish2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Women thrive on indignation. Could be that she's interested, could be that she just wants to start shit out of boredom and isn't interested at all. The only way to find out is to ask her out.

That said, I would go with a less douchy bio if you're serious about getting dates/lays and not just in it for the lulz. She already decided whether you're fuckable based on your pictures. The bio can only hurt you, it will never make her want to have sex with you. Keep it fairly neutral.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (7 children) | Copy

Jesus kids these days don't know how to flirt. She wasn't talking shit, she wanted the D. Dipshit.

[–]RedRealer6 points7 points  (5 children) | Copy

That’s what happens when kids grow up with technology their whole life.

What do you suggest to say?

[–]Jesusfeminist9 points10 points  (2 children) | Copy

Maybe she’s actually trying to help you. Why would you shoot yoruself in the dick by putting under 5’8 in your bio

[–]ChadChadson1917 points18 points  (0 children) | Copy

He means he wants girls under 5’8, not that he is under 5’8.

[–]johnvu35624 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Girls be having a height requirement too so...

[–]Herdsengineers1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Several months ago, I was having a beer with a friend at a bar. This girl was there with a few dudes. Then another dude shows up. Girl goes apeshit. She's mad at him, making a scene, etc. A bunch of other beta guys are all whispering "somebody should kick that guy's ass". My friend and I just watched and figured he'd hooked with her and then not called or something, but we were silently on his side from our vantage point.

The guy didn't supplicate or try to soothe her. He held frame and composure, didn't let her get to him, and held his ground. Without hearing the actual conversation, within 20 minutes she wasn't apeshit anymore. Another 10 minutes and he had his arm around her, and she was leaning and snuggling into him. Girl was a 7.5-8.5 depending on tastes. Guy was just a redneck looking dude, a bit chubby, but also built looking. They ended up leaving together an hour later. This was middle of the day, just people hanging out otherwise. The rest of the guys were like "WTF?" It was only me and my friend that understood what had happened (she broke and submitted to him when he didn't wilt and stood up to her).

Moral of the story is this - even if she's pissed or genuinely trying to be a bitch to you, in person or online, if you have the right game you can sometimes find the right buttons to push to turn things around. It won't happen 100% of the time, probably 1 out 10 if your lucky, but keep your composure, hold frame, don't acquiesce to her, don't apologize to her, etc. Don't submit to her being the dominant one in the interaction. My friend and I were cheering this guy silently as we saw it unfold. The dude in this story was a master of it.

[–]laserdicks1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

She's 200 pounds and trying it on, except hasn't provided any humor or interesting conversational hooks. I couldn't think of a less attractive use of my time.

[–]Fuktiga_mejmejs0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Why would you care what a random bimbo says??

[–]mrrooftops0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Sometimes people do match with atrocious profiles (in their eyes) so they can 'warn' or harass them... This is probably not the case here. Tinder does attract girls who have just spilt from a bf and they want to take their anger out on other men. I think this is more likely the case than a 'shit test'.

[–]VigilantSmartbomb0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Could always act like you’ve already been matching so idk what she’s talking about “cum see” lol

[–]JohnsonBice0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Tell her that's sexist.

[–]No2Bencil0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Please delete this propaganda account. We don't need morons online pushing lies and misinformation.

Thank you cult member!

[–]TheIdealTownie0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

How has this bio worked for you in the past? Seemed interesting so I just changed mine to it to do my own personal field test, but I’d love to hear about some of your experiences.

[–]RedRealer0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Changed it a few days ago, matched with a bigger girl she talked a bunch of shit, unmatched her. Another one saw I changed it, asked about it, then this.

Other than that not much of a difference

[–]HurricaneHugues0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

"What form of birth control are you on?"

Disregard what she's saying and don't enter her frame. Ask her what I just wrote and proceed from there

[–]architectintx0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Why are you posting this in the forum?

Can you assess the merit of our question before you actually post it in this forum?

I login here to be of assistance to guys who really need some help to get their shit together. So please take that into consideration.

Like I said earlier, please don't post anything that doesnt add value to guys who subscribed to this forum.

[–]1DubbleFUPAwitCheez-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

I'd say she needs a little sweetness to know you're not a piece of shit. I'd say, then that must mean you're a dream.

Don't forget you're playing a low stakes game. No reason to get upset.

[–]TheFredP1ll-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Ignore. Better things to do with your time

[–]Sickem_roy-3 points-2 points  (3 children) | Copy


[–]RedRealer4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy

If she wasn’t interested why would she match, she’s under the limits

[–]Sickem_roy10 points11 points  (1 child) | Copy

You don’t have the right mindset. You shouldn’t be debating online whether or not what a tinder thot says is a shit test. Ask her if she wants to hangout. If she says yes great no move on. The fact that you’re thinking this much about it shows you need to work on your internal dialogue not trying to roast you. Buts it’s so trivial and uninmportant. Ur right she’s either down or she isn’t find out and get on with things

[–]RedRealer0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Your right, no reason to fuck about. Some random bitch

[–]catriel25-4 points-3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Easy as fuck.

"I was talking about my dick.


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