Everyone knows about their past, etc. You can't divorce even if they cheat on you, which they can do with little repercussions but it won't be public so no one else will know if you get cuckolded. You can't cheat on them but you have worry about lack of sex.

I'd probably choose Mia Kalifa even though I criticized her in the other thread.

Rebel Wilson just doesn't do enough for me physically but she has the others beat in personality.

Elizabeth Holmes is attractive enough and probably has much fewer sexual partners than Mia Khalifa but that woman is a sociopath. If I forgot our anniversary I'd be in total fear of what devious plan she'd be planning to insure I didn't do it again.