Advice Needed: Overcoming Shit Tests

StayAtHomeChad · 2017-10-04T21:59:21+00:00

Have you tried amewsed mastery?

alreadyredschool · 2017-10-04T22:07:19+00:00

Find that cats favorite sleeping place and take a shit in it. Don't piss in it, then she would think you like her and that's a beta move.

TheGreasyPole · 2017-10-04T22:11:04+00:00

Shit on the cat.

rulenumber303 · 2017-10-04T22:54:24+00:00

Put your husband in charge of cleaning up the poop. He'll find a way to let kitty know this is not welcome.

Love8Death · 2017-10-04T23:18:46+00:00

Dread. Punishment.

AWALT. Even cats. And dogs. Wish I was kidding.

90% of female animal psychology with cats and dogs spills over to humans.

An incel I know, a cat ran into his place and setup shop. He couldn't kick it out because he cared too much about its well being, ended up getting attached to it. Three weeks later, it starts bleeding all over the place. He takes it to the vet, she's pregnant.

Nigga literally got cucked by a cat with stronger frame and more dominance than him. Needed a reliable provider, found her BB, made him fall in love, moved in.

Roflmao

imjussayin43 · 2017-10-04T22:36:25+00:00

This is soooo funny! eye roll don't you people already have a blog for this type of fuckery?

TheBlackQuill · 2017-10-04T22:38:10+00:00

You must act more adorable than kittyy!!! Adorableness is kitty's source of pussy pass and attention!!!

TheBookOfSeil · 2017-10-04T22:41:37+00:00

Piss on her to show dominance.

Edit: You can always try the "go away/come here" method. First, you'll have to be somewhat mean to your cat. Swing pillows at her. Physically terrorize her. Show her that you are the dominant one in this relationship (I'm being dead serious). Do it until she starts hiding. Then, later on, slowly reintroduce yourself to her. Find her hiding spot and let her smell you. If she retreats, keep doing it until she will smell you. Then, start petting her. Keep escalating as she feels more comfortable. Then, when she finally comes out, treat her normally and only use the pillows on her when she does something wrong. This will teach her that what she's doing is not acceptable. After that, you should be good.

(*Note: This works better on newer cats. I'm not so sure if it works on cats that have already grown accustomed to you. This kind of looks like a Red Pill guide to having a successful home life with your cats, right?)

darla10 · 2017-10-05T00:20:32+00:00

When Mr.D and I were first dating, his cat made it clear she did not approve of my presence by spraying piss all over my face while we slept. I thought there was a leak in the upstairs apartment. Woke up to the cat sitting on the edge of the bed just staring at me. We got rid of her. Now we have a retarded dog who humps everything.

My step dad trained his cat in college to use the toilet. Maybe try that?

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Drippyskippy · 2017-10-04T22:28:02+00:00

I'm too stupid to pass shit tests verbally. The only way I know how to pass shit tests is through violence. My testosterone takes over and I start beating up bitches. What I suggest is to get angry, find your inner testosterone and punt that pussy. Remember ladies love convicts.

DarkLord0chinChin · 2017-10-04T22:33:30+00:00

Spray pussy juice around the house

GuitarsForTheLulz · 2017-10-04T22:35:53+00:00

Put litter box elsewhere
Ignore cat for a while without showing anger and then make up with them

PBRScagsquad · 2017-10-04T23:04:52+00:00

Engage her in a hunting contest, simply find more dead animals and bring them home, rub her nose in the corpses, she'll learn who's the alpha hunter soon enough.

DebatesNotBans · 2017-10-05T03:11:18+00:00

You should try taking showers, being more confident, and not feeling entitled to not being shat on by the cat. Also get a haircut and just go out there and interact with your cat. But dont forget to always be yourself.

infps · 2017-10-05T11:46:48+00:00

Go your own way, man. Let that pussy take care of itself. Seriously, don't give it any attention or validation and you'll see it cooing and basically begging you to give it sustenance.

Otherwise, you'll be cucksauce, just taking care of that pussy while it gets preggo by some tomcat with gold teeth and drivin' a fourth hand benz... probably some lezbo SJW prosecutor will make you pay child support.

You're at the fuckin' fork in the road.

Entropy-7 · 2017-10-05T05:03:19+00:00

I have a 7 pound cat and she hisses at me when she does not get her way. I then choke slam her but the operative conditioning does not seem to have taken hold.

In terms of shit, cats have this natural thing where you give them clay pellits and that is where they will do their business. My cat was a rescue case where I pulled her out of a ditch. The first night I had her she crapped on my pillow. I got her a proper litter box and there were no further issues.

She does two really annoying things. First is that she thinks my new curtains are a climbing toy. Second is that she will sleep 16 hours a day and then run about like a demon or even jump on me at night so I can't sleep. Sometimes I have to "put her in the box".

The more interesting discussion is how this relates to dealing with my girlfriend.

Synthetic_Synthesis · 2017-10-05T05:48:15+00:00

Have you tried eating more fiber to increase the meatiness of your shits? Only way I know to pass a shit test.

newName543456 · 2017-10-05T06:44:32+00:00

But is your end game to have sex with your cat?

Because ewwwwwwww...

badnews4u · 2017-10-05T13:48:58+00:00

this isnt funny because shit tests are real. most people here are forcing it here guaranteed

BlackPills4Breakfast · 2017-10-04T22:34:52+00:00

Your entire post is a shit test.

You're expecting a load of betas to validate your post with attention.

That's just not going to happen.

Title	Advice Needed: Overcoming Shit Tests
Author	SmurfESmurferson
Upvotes	10
Comments	49
Date	October 4, 2017 9:57 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
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