Short guys are the future

SmurfESmurferson · 2016-09-30T16:02:15+00:00

You do know that humanity has been growing taller ever since the dawn of time, right?

EDIT: Also, "residual orgasms" aren't a thing.

dragoness_leclerq · 2016-09-30T16:05:46+00:00

When we finally unleash it, she's reduced to a shrieking puddle of sweat who's having residual orgasms for a week.

Nah. I only date short guys and I can tell you for a fact this shit isn't true.

Five_Decades · 2016-09-30T16:11:21+00:00

Okay dokey. Maybe baldness will catch on too.

anitapk · 2016-09-30T16:14:08+00:00

I'm laughing imagining you like an angry caffeine filled chihuahua humping the leg of a lady

Princeso_Bubblegum · 2016-09-30T16:45:20+00:00

We don't get laid very often, so we have a lot of pent up sexual aggression. When we finally unleash it, she's reduced to a shrieking puddle of sweat who's having residual orgasms for a week.

That's not how sex works... sex is a skill, you need to work at it, you just don't have magical sexiness ability the first time because of pent up sexual frustration.

I'm a virgin and even I know this.

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GaiusScaevolus · 2016-09-30T16:28:11+00:00

When the Chinese invade with their drones that hover at 5'10" with spinning razor blades, then we will have our vengeance!

poppyblu · 2016-09-30T16:36:52+00:00

2nd best lay I ever had was 5'4". True story.

disposable_pants · 2016-09-30T16:41:14+00:00

Obvious troll is obvious.

Title	Short guys are the future
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	6
Comments	45
Date	September 30, 2016 3:58 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
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