So so so many luscious HVM layers here!

BeJeweled19 · 2020-10-21T01:14:52+00:00

To all the lurkers out there who feel they are in the forever girlfriend category and are wondering if you should throw out an ultimatum...

Don't you want a husband who feels about you the way Colbert feels about his wife? Not a man who feels the way Colbert felt about his previous gf?

roselynn_sapphire · 2020-10-21T02:33:16+00:00

Don't you feel bad for the ex-girlfriend though. He essentially wasted years of her life without ever planning on marrying her, and then decided to break up and started flirting with other people without telling her, and then just randomly picked out a woman he wanted to marry that night, again without telling her that he had already moved on.

Muffy217 · 2020-10-21T01:58:04+00:00

Is so sweet. He’s told this story during several interviews and he always seems so thrilled to tell it. He is still so smitten with her.

Adawritesrules · 2020-10-21T02:40:16+00:00

I will bet you this man doesn’t watch porn regularly. To all the lowlifes out there who keep parroting “aLl mEn wAtCh pOrN”. And this is why he is smarter than you, more accomplished than you, makes more money than you, is happier than you, and gets harder than your 20 year old half cooked noodle you are choking to death.

Fickle-Confusion-594 · 2020-10-21T03:32:39+00:00

Lol I had a celeb who seems like a HV husband on the outside slide into my DMs, text me, manipulate me into sending nudes, and use my nudes to masturbate into his wife after (I did the math with his wife’s pregnancy progress post, and confirmed it with him that he did this, he basically acted like he thought it was funny) NEVER mentioned his wife while talking, naively assumed they were separated or something until she got on social media. Don’t be naive. I’m pretty sure one of the DMs was on his anniversary. Scrotes gonna scrote.

But yeah if you look on the outside he looks super traditional and high value. I think he gets duper’s delight over it.

The take away is, don’t be naive.

arwenagon24999 · 2020-10-21T16:42:24+00:00

Although this is sweet, it may not necessarily be "high value." If he was high value, he would've broken up with his ex long ago. HOWEVER, it DOES speak to the much denied truth (outside of FDS at least) that it does not take long for a man to recognize the woman that he is going to spend the rest of his life with.

Queen_BW · 2020-10-21T00:18:10+00:00

I freaking love stephen colbert

ms-anthrope · 2020-10-21T17:42:29+00:00

I don't think this is that cute. He was a dick to his previous girlfriend who likely loved and supported him for years, and he essentially cheated on her.

jayohday · 2020-10-21T01:39:34+00:00

Damn she lucky, I hope a black Stephen Colbert falls for me like that 🤣

shieraa · 2020-10-21T13:56:53+00:00

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ThatNeo-AikidoSpirit · 2020-10-21T18:26:10+00:00

Strung along his ex, referred to her and emphasized she was a "girl" not a woman, "I don't think you like me much" why, because you strung her along for years? Then chimped out the moment he went to "kill time before dumping his poor ex" thirsting after a stranger instead of respecting his gf and their longterm relationship? Didn't even break up and take time to heal, he relationship hopped after his gf held him to standards (he prob was manipulating her to tolerate his bs). Colbert is an intelligent self absorbed entertainer who discards women without remorse and twisted it into a love story? Oh please. Hes a scrote.

Title	So so so many luscious HVM layers here!
Author	Knitter-of-Data
Upvotes	71
Comments	42
Date	October 21, 2020 12:07 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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