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[โ]positive_acctRuthless Strategist164 points165 points166 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"it's healthy to masturbate in relationships"
"my boyfriend has a sex doll he fucks and doesn't even bother trying to get me off"
Nope. Not like this.
[โ]hvwthrowawayFDS Newbie96 points97 points98 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I can't believe he has a whole ass DOLL. so creepy!
of course he's intimidated by her large, girthy, veiny dildos while he's playing with dolls! ๐
[โ]ThrowRA745318FDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've found that men always get weirdly super-obsessed about how they compare to anything you've had before though, whether it's a person or a toy!
Which frankly, says a whole lot about what they consider important in sex.
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[โ]positive_acctRuthless Strategist53 points54 points55 points 3 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
What I want to know is how he passed that one off. How he revealed it to her. And how she thought this was ok.
[โ]azureangel35FDS Apprentice26 points27 points28 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
right? like doll was ok this whole time...?
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[โ]elvn-elvnFDS Newbie24 points25 points26 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Even worse: wasnโt that show written by the ~partner~ (pretty sure not married) of the Rick and Morty (yuck) creator who was accused of sexually harassing an employee? She wrote it after the real life experience of discovering hiiiiiis sex doll, this is show is based on ~real experiences~
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[โ]elvn-elvnFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah, exactly. Iโm thinking sheโs just trying to rationalize it and show how she was a liiiittle weirded out at first, but look babe, sheโs fine with it! Sheโs so fine with it that she made a show about it because sheโs so fine with. Look babe, I made a funny show about how funny your sex doll is, hahaha! Haha. Babe, I love you, Iโm cool with it, itโs fine.
[โ]positive_acctRuthless Strategist5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So nasty
[โ]Missybanana9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He invited his girlfriend to dinner and the sex doll was there, and he introduced the sex doll like a person? Lol
[โ]CeruleaAzuraFDS Newbie78 points79 points80 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I'd run for the hills if I found out the man I was dating owned a fucking sex doll. The only reason men like this are insecure about sex toys is because they know they have nothing to offer other than their pathetic little dick. Dildo's are usually larger than the pitifully sized average penis which triggers them immensely.
[โ]nomadzebraFDS Newbie[S] 22 points23 points24 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Who would want to fuck a sex doll, like a dead body or a drugged up rape victim, it's so gross. I wonder if it's one of those cheap blow up ones or one of those expensive life like ones
[โ]ThrowRA745318FDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is absolutely nail on the head why I find them so creepy
[โ]hvwthrowawayFDS Newbie49 points50 points51 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Dildo's are usually larger than the pitifully sized average penis which triggers them immensely.
This is true. I once watched a report where sextoy manufacturers explained the reason why many women's toys look cutesy and shaped like dolphins or rabbits is to not intimidate men.
[โ]positive_acctRuthless Strategist33 points34 points35 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is that why they are also still so small? Can't find one with a usable length above 8 inches. Which is really 6 inches once I reach down and use it one myself. There are poor quality and toxic novelty toys of larger size but that's it. Good to know men have a greater say even in our sex toys than women! s/
[โ]positive_acctRuthless Strategist35 points36 points37 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Imagine how poorly he performs if he humps a sex doll and finds it enjoyable?
[โ]straighthairgreeceFDS Newbie31 points32 points33 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He has a sex doll??!??!? While having a girlfriend???
This girl has no self-respect.
[โ]Thestral-glow6FDS Newbie29 points30 points31 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
God heโs pathetic.
[โ]burntbpdFDS Newbie26 points27 points28 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She should get rid of it. The boyfriend, not the toy.
[โ]yesmmeFDS Newbie24 points25 points26 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Youโre expected to put up with his porn collection and a sex doll and then he loses his mind when you want to keep your sex toys?! He can literally go fuck himself
[โ]donttakemelightlyFDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My ex wouldn't even let me use lube because it "insulted him" hahaha honestly I still laugh about it today... Men are so fragile
[โ]ThrowRA745318FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I had an ex like this too. Got super offended (but also, still didn't want to put any effort into more than five minutes of foreplay!)
[โ]Bubbly-ManufacturerFDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A sex doll?! Sheโs gotta throw him away.
[โ]rosepinksFDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Reading this shit honestly makes me thankful that im single bc like .... wtf are these women dealing w?!?!
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Saaaaaaame. When I saw he had a sex doll I almost lost it.. the bar is lower than Hell now.
[โ]Revy_Ur_EnginesFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol what the hell if he canโt fuck then dump him and keep the toys
[โ]FitncurlyFDS Disciple4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just stop having sex with him! Men like this will either have to change or gtfo.
[โ]melonmagellanFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This dude doesn't have a sex toy. He has an actual sex doll?!?
That's a hard "no" from me.
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