Tinder Treasures 5: "Privileged White Hetero Cis Man"

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-02-09T11:49:26+00:00

I'll bet she's an absolute joy to be around. It sounds like she wants to be with a guy who will listen to her pointless, inane, utterly wrong opinions and lap them up like a hungry dog while she gives nothing in return.

z31fanatic · 2020-02-09T11:20:58+00:00

Mental illness is a serious problem.

8BitsIsEnoughForMe · 2020-02-09T13:05:03+00:00

Rich white woman pretends to be a victim. Projects her privileged status onto men due to her daddy issues despite having more entitlement and wealth than any class of people in the history of the world. That sums up most of these woke types.

typhoonthunder · 2020-02-09T12:03:58+00:00

She forgot the line "Trump supporters swipe left"

JustInconsistent · 2020-02-09T12:31:03+00:00

This one's hitting the wall hard. Imagine the bitterness in ten more years.

DangZagnut · 2020-02-09T11:45:05+00:00

They do know the United States was never a colonial nation compared to European countries right? Like England, that was formative is making the United States?

“The sun never sets on the American Empire” was never a thing.

username001776 · 2020-02-09T13:08:02+00:00

Id show up with a maga hat

Sabertoothsnowhobbit · 2020-02-09T14:13:45+00:00

Let’s get together and discuss The Gulag Archipelago. That could lead into a discussion of how marxism is a subversive tool for psychopaths and sociopaths to deconstruct society. Let’s discuss the 100 million people murdered by the Communist governments of the world.

thisisnotyourconcern · 2020-02-09T12:26:07+00:00

Not if she was the last woman on earth.

meerita · 2020-02-09T12:49:28+00:00

How entertaining would be the life next to a thot that only believes in non existent dangers. How cool is to date and talk how bad capitalism is by eating vegan food and a cup of coffee at Starbucks. I think i will remain at home playing Starcraft 2.

RudeNarwhal8 · 2020-02-09T13:12:46+00:00

As if college in 2020 took human form

kaolin224 · 2020-02-09T14:37:36+00:00

Tons of women like this where I live.

They aren't really looking for a conversation. It's like talking to a hardcore vegan who is chomping at the bit to unload a lecture of veganism's benefits and moral superiority.

She either goes to a hardcore liberal college, and she's looking for guys outside of the circle because all around her the men are emasculated pussies, or she's a gender studies graduate who thinks she's smarter than she really is.

It's easy to sound intelligent when you talk in wild, pie in the sky generalities and are surrounded by sycophants.

Normally it'd be fun to engage and purposely rile her up by shooting holes in her logic - very easy if you start talking about money and cost. The gender wage gap has been proven a myth years ago now and that misinformation is still being spread.

But then she'll explode and try to embarrass you in the coffee shop as she stomps off in a huff.

That's way too much of an effort and a time commitment for someone that looks like that.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-02-09T13:40:19+00:00

Kiss my proud white backside.

Zombeflandrs · 2020-02-09T13:23:21+00:00

I bet she is the life of the party!!

darkestb4thedonald · 2020-02-09T14:30:33+00:00

I’d take her out and give her an education in Henry Miller and Charles Bukowski. You know, actual men who understood how feminists should be treated.

BlueBlood75 · 2020-02-09T14:59:21+00:00

Wants you to question your privilege, yet probably never questioned her own. And love how she just assumes your race, gender, and sexuality

kfree313 · 2020-02-09T14:06:08+00:00

White guys gotta get they hoes back in check and black guys need to get their hoes back in check as well . Shit has went so far the aliens on Pluto know our problems

HNutz · 2020-02-09T14:39:46+00:00

Don't be with her unless you like apologizing for your race/gender.

2020-02-09T11:57:10+00:00

I'm white and delightsome, according to the book of Mormon. Can't argue with that! Everybody is privileged to be alive.

darkestb4thedonald · 2020-02-09T14:16:03+00:00

To think some sad fuck signs up for that.

Krampus1313 · 2020-02-09T15:27:02+00:00

I'm pro life but wish her parents were pro choice

Undead_Chronic · 2020-02-09T13:44:39+00:00

Its funny because as a toxic right wing man these are the kind of girls id target on tinder cause you know theyd let you put it in the butt

blakswan1976 · 2020-02-09T15:31:59+00:00

Islam is right about women.

Isolation_Man · 2020-02-09T12:28:06+00:00

Lol, this can't be real

StonedSamsonite · 2020-02-09T14:46:55+00:00

Already has the heroin addict arms and general junkie vibe going for her. What a catch! I bet she drops all of her sanctimonious virtues (along with her clothes) at the blink of an eye for Mr. Right Now

rothkochapel · 2020-02-09T16:25:33+00:00

I love how she betrays her own values by assuming she'll match with conventionally attractive white cis hetero guys (since those are the most desired) even though she's -supposedly- queer and anti-white/heteronormative etc.

This whole bio is a shit test and you can beat it by

a.) ignoring it altogether

b.) calling her out on her bs immediately (requires aloof/aggresive confidence game)

Neetieoff · 2020-02-09T14:32:14+00:00

Not willing to eat lunch unless it’s vegan wtf? I don’t eat fish but I won’t turn someone down if they do

Dr_Bukkakee · 2020-02-09T15:07:14+00:00

Jesus Christ she checks all the attention seeking behavior boxes.

heyneso · 2020-02-09T15:32:28+00:00

What a boring ass female.

silly_birb · 2020-02-09T15:32:47+00:00

If chad slaps his thundercock on her face she would wet her bed

psypD · 2020-02-09T15:55:23+00:00

I appreciate my white imperialist cis normative hetero male privilege to no have to deal with demented fuckups like her. It is absolutely amazing.

dingodoyle · 2020-02-09T16:57:43+00:00

$50 says she’s never dated a minority

jasondr7 · 2020-02-09T13:49:29+00:00

Gadver.. kots

SynthExe · 2020-02-09T15:13:01+00:00

You know exactly what you're in for when you see their pronouns put in their bio

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-02-09T15:25:35+00:00

If she's "queer" why is she even addressing "hetero cis men"?

Did "queer" stop meaning "faggots and dikes" in the past couple of decades?

1st10Amendments · 2020-02-09T15:36:21+00:00

Why would a Hetero CIS male (White or otherwise) want to hit him/her/it up? So the only reason to bring such a one up is to flex his SJW muscle (his -what passes for a- brain).

jrpark05 · 2020-02-09T15:42:10+00:00

LOL yeah, that will attract men.

Woow26 · 2020-02-09T15:57:17+00:00

All the trendy topics of the left in one profile

reinaldo866 · 2020-02-09T16:04:21+00:00

While we're at it let's also discuss about white supremacist, climate change, global warming, the extintion of the turtles, how donald trump is a racist and china is a lovely government, how we need to teach young children how to be "drag queens" and perform at gay bars for money, you know what? fuck that let's go deeper, let's vote for "virtuous pedophiles" and discuss how pedophilia is a sexual orientation, but let's keep the voice of people of color only, let's speak about african pro-immigration only, never euro immigration or south american immigration, just african and arabs, let's also discuss how I'm a rapist for having been born with a penis, and how making 9 dollars for every cent a woman makes is a patriarcal unfairness, now put me in chains while I wear a t-shirt that says "I'm so sorry for slavery" because my skin color happens to be light. That's a good starter for a first date.

do I need the /s?, nah I don't think I need it

TheApricotCavalier · 2020-02-09T16:43:28+00:00

She doesnt want me to talk to her, and I dont want to talk to her. Its a match made in heaven

2020-02-09T17:00:33+00:00

more lunacy from

(((clown world)))

this disgusting ‘woman’ degenerate should be deported from European civilization and thrown into the ‘muthafukkalanz’ to be culturally enriched by dindus properly in a cannibal stew

CreepyPsycho · 2020-02-09T17:21:38+00:00

Interesting how she instantly assumes you're white. Sounds like her dating preferences have some serious, yikesy underlying white supremacist racism.

Oh, also transphobic for the "cis" part

GlennCRF250L · 2020-02-09T17:39:34+00:00

What's cis? I'm losing track of acronyms and all this lgbtqBBQ fuck man....CIS Miami????

SuperGoxxer · 2020-02-10T00:43:15+00:00

"Lets date like we're both activists, then hug and say goodbye."

I've seen bitches like these. They tease, they don't put out--unless you challenge them and they get a sense you won't put up with their bullshit.

Problem is, its a loaded weapon -- she's probably not worth it in the looks department, so if she thinks you've crossed that invisible line in her head, she'd be more likely to report you to the police for imagined-rape than just ghost you.

rvail136 · 2020-02-10T01:37:47+00:00

...and they wonder why the birth rate is going down precipitously....

GmanRaz · 2020-02-09T15:41:57+00:00

The white guilt here is palpable.

goboinouterspace · 2020-02-09T16:02:26+00:00

Another member of the cult of veganism.

armoredcore48 · 2020-02-09T16:03:30+00:00

Boohoo poor privileged woman.. how your life must suck so bad that all you do in your pathetic life is nag, talk about shit you don't know and shouldn't have reason to talk any way.

Pretend all is bad all men are evil. When will they stop producing such degenerates like her??

Why, why with access to the ethernet graduates still believe this shit and start to live by it. It's sad..

amor_fati99 · 2020-02-09T16:10:08+00:00

Dutch? 🤔

limbojunkie · 2020-02-09T16:11:33+00:00

She ticks all my red flags. Where can I fucking sign up!?

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-02-09T17:06:42+00:00

I bet once you pass all her little tests she wants anal.

poloppoyop · 2020-02-09T19:03:03+00:00

If she's paying for the food, I can play therapist.

coldsteel86 · 2020-02-09T21:18:09+00:00

This dumb woman is about as intellectually intriguing as the lampshade in my living room....though not nearly as bright!

RedditisCANCER999 · 2020-02-10T00:27:54+00:00

this is exactly the sort of woman who is 100% all cost with no benefit, they dont enrich your life, they dont make you happy, spending any and all time with her is a complete chore and pain in the arse with no payoff.

do yourself a favour and just remove these types of people from your life, they hold no value at all.

snus_stain · 2020-02-10T02:43:20+00:00

This has to be a joke.

Cuntfart9000 · 2020-02-10T13:43:13+00:00

I don't care how hot a woman is. If she makes it known that she is severely brainwashed by listing her pronouns, that's an automatic left swipe. No exceptions.

jacksawyer75 · 2020-02-09T16:01:13+00:00

Well she seems like a barrel of laughs/fun at parties/and definitely wouldn’t cuck you to teach you a “lesson”

jacksawyer75 · 2020-02-09T16:03:42+00:00

Eww forearm tattoos.

OBAN141 · 2020-02-09T16:47:00+00:00

Mental illness

danielnogo · 2020-02-09T16:52:39+00:00

She sounds like a riveting date.

Iamnotyourbroguy · 2020-02-09T17:19:29+00:00

How about we discuss some fucking commas?

tommygun1688 · 2020-02-09T18:25:07+00:00

This chick would fucking HATE me. I'd love to meet her and record how it goes.

VaryingMileage · 2020-02-09T18:36:13+00:00

Jesus...

JakeDC · 2020-02-09T19:40:54+00:00

My God.

Sumfuc · 2020-02-09T21:08:40+00:00

The only thing we have in common I DO NOT want to share with you or vice versa.

Screambloodyleprosy · 2020-02-09T21:25:06+00:00

I know someone like her and they are dumb as fucking dog shit. Listening to her talk and preach god knows what she's on is like watching reality TV.

JZSquared · 2020-02-09T22:30:27+00:00

Have fun getting eaten by your cats after you die alone.

2020-02-10T02:58:18+00:00

I swiped right, but she just wanted to know how tall I was.

Ithomasfreedom · 2020-02-10T03:02:06+00:00

Feminist and queer...that's all you need to read on this one! I need to start breeding rare and specialty breeds of cats, I'd be rich in no time. There's only one problem, I hate cats.

Mathiya · 2020-02-10T06:41:49+00:00

Damn, she's everything wrong with the world today.

eatturddishes123 · 2020-02-11T16:49:29+00:00

US decolonization what does she mean?

THE_OBEAST · 2020-02-11T22:20:35+00:00

As a black man, these women don't go for black men.

WereNotGonnaFakeIt · 2020-02-12T07:28:03+00:00

May I assume you're cis hetero white too...? Why do I get the feeling that it's only problematic for men to be straight?

harharry · 2020-02-12T12:59:15+00:00

Hey don’t kill the goose, lady.

You wouldn’t want to live in Saudi Arabia as a lady, would you?

potste · 2020-02-12T19:31:14+00:00

...must earn over 100k/year.

Yuuzhan83 · 2020-02-13T09:55:53+00:00

Jesus, what kind of cuck is she looking for anyway? What fucking privilage?

TheApricotCavalier · 2020-02-14T04:08:51+00:00

I love it when they tell me not to talk to them.

Jac1nto · 2020-02-16T19:10:23+00:00

Oof. Gonna have to pass, I'm giving the carnivorous diet a go.

Title	Tinder Treasures 5: "Privileged White Hetero Cis Man"
Author	Halewynn
Upvotes	459
Comments	158
Date	February 9, 2020 11:02 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/f178yn/tinder_treasures_5_privileged_white_hetero_cis_man/
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