You took the words right outta my mouth

Nero9214 · 2020-01-09T12:45:36+00:00

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TGWWHOW · 2020-01-09T12:11:00+00:00

She is funny, I'll give her that, the joke about her having self-respect was pure gold.

bottomLobster · 2020-01-09T12:14:38+00:00

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Nero9214 · 2020-01-09T12:48:59+00:00

Also notice, 'Full time mummy' so you will be paying the bills for her fat ass and her bastard

ScaredIllustrator · 2020-01-09T12:16:25+00:00

she took the food right out of my mouth nd ate it

Eastuss · 2020-01-09T13:38:27+00:00

> Quiet and shy

> fat, fluo pink hair and make-up

Choose one.

incelposter · 2020-01-09T13:46:16+00:00

I don't get why any man would sign up for this

Fat

Baggage

Unemployed

At least go to a prostitute occasionally instead if you're that desperate for sex since the woman would actually be physically attractive.

2020-01-09T13:00:01+00:00

I've whored around as much as possible, but for some reason, I can't keep a man long term. Why is this happening? I'm clearly not the problem. What's wrong with all you men today? Can't you see I'm amazing?

askmrcia · 2020-01-09T14:32:49+00:00

I find it funny how single moms always put "not looking for hookups" in their bio, like bitch it's a little too late for that you're already a single mom. It's funny how it takes a bastard child for them to stop whoring around.

Might as well put "I use to be a cum dumpster until I got knocked up and left by my baby daddy so sorry boys but he fucked it up for the rest of you, lesson learned the hard way"

bk6830 · 2020-01-09T13:36:55+00:00

25 years old looking 35 despite the filters. 50 extra pounds at least, two just for the fake-up. On a dating app. One kid already. Bright pink hairs. Use the word "shag" in the very first sentence. Yup. It's all about R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

Edit: I forgot jobless.

h1_flyer · 2020-01-09T12:21:20+00:00

If she smiles a bit more, her face will burst open like the varnish of an old painting.

Torabor64 · 2020-01-09T14:06:59+00:00

>Quiet shy person

>Single mother at 25

Nero9214 · 2020-01-09T16:28:43+00:00

Can I just say lads, I love you all. I swipe on tinder now in the hope of finding these pedigree beasts to share with you rather than a hot girl with a personality <3 xox

Aldabruzzo · 2020-01-09T14:24:25+00:00

Unnaturally colored hair = insane bitch.

Avoid. Eject eject eject

ANOTH3R6MILLIONPLS · 2020-01-09T12:52:03+00:00

So what does she bring to the table?

Well judging by her multiple chins, I would say she brings nothing to the table, but takes everything.

The dinner table that is

notorious_dreVII · 2020-01-09T16:35:27+00:00

... If she enjoyed, "going for walks," maybe she wouldn't look like that.

CptFizz · 2020-01-09T12:13:40+00:00

Quiet, shy, dangerhair.

BlackWinterShinigami · 2020-01-09T16:29:34+00:00

Did she say going for walks.....uhhhhh your profile pic would suggest otherwise.

Mick_Donalds · 2020-01-09T16:44:01+00:00

"If ya jus afta a shag, then dont botha messa-gin me! Oi hav moah self-respect than daht! Moi daughtah is moy loife, moy wehrld moy every'tin! Quiet, shoy pehson who enjoys goin' fah wawwks, noyghts out, but nuttin' beats a cozy noyght een:) "

Jarin01 · 2020-01-09T19:27:11+00:00

If your daughter is your life then get the fuck off of Tinder and go get a real job so you provide for her instead of fishing for a beta to pay your bills.

Traksimuss · 2020-01-09T12:46:45+00:00

Shame that 25 and already weighs 100 kilos. That brings selfesteem issues and makes her easy lay.

cycloneous · 2020-01-09T15:52:32+00:00

My job is never done, but folks, I'm taking one for the team because this pink hair floozy is making it very difficult for me to even come with a proper analysis with that non-sense on her head.

Analysis

My daughter is my life world my everything

This is all you needed to see to know that you're already in the dog house.

Quiet shy person who enjoys going for walks, nights out, but nothing beats a cozy night in!

This is the type of stuff she enjoys to do with her beta orbiter, SIMPanzee or white knight. However, with a Chad, Tyrone or Abdul Thundercox, she enjoys being bent over like a pretzel 9 ways to Saturday, and at least 3 ways before Sunday morning's confession!

Verdict

Avoid at all costs, this self-respecting single "MUMMY" got shagged by Tyrone, Abdul or Chad, you're just entitled to sloppy seconds.

emid04 · 2020-01-09T15:59:03+00:00

She has so much self respect that she can't stop herself from eating oreos dipped in cheddar for breakfast on a daily basis.

DonDorcha · 2020-01-09T13:43:46+00:00

What does the dyed hair mean? Is it to make them stand out or what?

PHUCK_THE_HIVE · 2020-01-09T16:10:26+00:00

I'm a personal believer of date your own body weight for many reasons. However, I'm sure demands a skinny because in her brain she's fucked skinny so that means she can get married to skinny......probably true for a skinny simp tho :/

silly_birb · 2020-01-09T12:10:25+00:00

When chad p&d the fatties, she tries to lock him up but at the 2 try but fails.

Uhtred_McUhtredson · 2020-01-09T22:30:57+00:00

Enjoys going for walks.

Short walks...

ImprudentPrudence · 2020-01-09T21:18:52+00:00

More fucking kool-aid hair. When will these bitches realize that this looks stupid? Everything else aside, a good, successful, self-respecting man is not going to be seen with a woman who has hair that makes her look like a Muppet.

MachoToughGuy · 2020-01-09T23:49:46+00:00

She's lying, when was the last time it look like she took a walk?

mblazin1532 · 2020-01-10T00:22:41+00:00

Remember men, Bright colors in animals is a warning to stay away.

toeshotz · 2020-01-09T15:05:01+00:00

Only walking she enjoys is from the couch to the fridge.

_i_like_ducks_ · 2020-01-09T14:33:51+00:00

those teeth are more crooked than an old trolls!

kyledontcare · 2020-01-09T14:35:49+00:00

You can see the crazy under the mask she has on. Her life is over.

Thetrvler · 2020-01-09T15:04:11+00:00

If she had self respect she would watch what she ate and not have that hair.

TheEmeraldCrusader · 2020-01-09T14:46:45+00:00

Oh, it must have been while you were kissing me

Fat_Head_Carl · 2020-01-09T17:02:01+00:00

Used camera angle voodoo...and that's all she came up with?

MacroEncephalon · 2020-01-09T17:12:24+00:00

Self respect looks different lol. She doesn't even respect her own health

radamintos · 2020-01-09T21:57:45+00:00

is she smiling or just showing her teeth?

otakuzod · 2020-01-10T01:01:18+00:00

You do not have any self-respect, lady. Your appearance betrays your words. This is another reason to ignore what women say, and focus on what they actually do.

redveinlover · 2020-01-10T01:17:53+00:00

Is the pink hair supposed to draw attention away from her morbid obesity? Or is it because in her mind it takes her from a 10 to an 11?

Goshtow · 2020-01-10T04:28:24+00:00

Never got the whole "my kids are my WORLD" thing. Why would I want to compete with that? Seems like she's already set so... swipe

Thot_patrol_nanoda · 2020-01-09T13:07:25+00:00

volcel, but I wouldn't

kfree313 · 2020-01-09T17:45:10+00:00

Full time mommy aka full time whore with no respect for her own body

ASamLoomisGuy · 2020-01-09T18:35:16+00:00

What's her user handle? NotMyPresident69420?

wagweb · 2020-01-09T18:52:15+00:00

Ok first thing is first, I could never get it up. Second holy cliche’, I could have wrote that profile as a joke.

Horneyj · 2020-01-09T22:24:49+00:00

So what is she offering?

SleepDeprivedOwl · 2020-01-09T23:59:38+00:00

Quiet shy person that enjoys going for walks

Well those are obviously lies. If she went out for walks she wouldn't be fat and because she is fat she has to be loud and obnoxious to get the attention of other people.

thotless_rat_bastard · 2020-01-10T01:17:58+00:00

A word wouldn't fit in your mouth with all the food you shove in it.

Here piggy, piggy. Suuuuuuuuuueee.

Alpha_Black_Knight · 2020-01-10T02:05:51+00:00

Yep, she looks like a MUMMY. Time to wrap this up and put into storage.

Cissnowflake · 2020-01-10T04:41:43+00:00

Oh god the crazy eyes

2020-01-10T09:01:56+00:00

If your kid is your life then maybe you should devote your life to your kid and get the hell off the Internet.

trashretardcunt · 2020-01-09T17:58:34+00:00

I AM CRAZY I LOVE MY KIDS BAHAHAHAHAHA LETS GO FOR A FUCKING RIDE BITCH

SavageMGTOW89 · 2020-01-09T20:29:41+00:00

Let natural selection take it’s course. All we can do.

lebronsuxatballs · 2020-01-10T00:03:12+00:00

Austin Powers must of got her pregnant.

illeatitlikeabuffet · 2020-01-10T02:12:09+00:00

Fat bitches give good head usually

ScreendeadGames · 2020-01-10T03:23:47+00:00

4 sentences, 4 exclamation marks. My pet peeve.

Metanovai · 2020-01-10T15:04:23+00:00

There's nothing wrong with this imo. I wouldn't like being in the receiving end of a pump and dump and she has a child. I feel like once you have kids, for their sake you probably shouldn't dilute your self esteem down to being a communal cumdump.

2020-01-10T16:27:54+00:00

'' I have a children and her/him is my life '' cliché , surprised it wasnt a boy named aiden tbh.

rvail136 · 2020-01-11T05:28:11+00:00

a full time mummy? Sorry, but I'm just not into necrophilia.

intuitivelogic · 2020-01-09T15:00:43+00:00

It's annoying that her reasoning as to why she wont have casual sex is that she has a high level of self respect .

Which assumes everyone who does doesnt respect themselves

Nice way to inflate your own sense of self, she does it physically with food so why not mentally with thoughts

You took the words right outta my mouth

Comments

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Title	You took the words right outta my mouth
Author	Nero9214
Upvotes	667
Comments	174
Date	January 9, 2020 11:32 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/em8f79/you_took_the_words_right_outta_my_mouth/
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