Chasing Chad - Life's a struggle when you're a 4 whose type is a 10

monkeymims · 2019-10-21T16:02:32+00:00

Obese can't be a 4

noobie107 · 2019-10-21T16:02:25+00:00

Lol she thinks she's just below average. The delusion is real.

incelposter · 2019-10-21T16:21:19+00:00

I have McDonald's money, but want prime steak.

suchasnowflake · 2019-10-21T16:33:39+00:00

The 4 must be behind the 0

SylvestorTalone · 2019-10-21T17:24:09+00:00

Nobody cares what fat women want same way businesses don't care what broke people want.

R41nmaker · 2019-10-21T16:11:41+00:00

“I’m pretty open to things” AF, BB. Chads to the front of the line for P&D.

xkulp8 · 2019-10-21T16:38:57+00:00

10 PRINT "No"

20 GOTO 10

[deleted] · 2019-10-21T16:18:01+00:00

'don't know what I want' - listen honey, when you're that fat so young I'm not sure your desires or preferences count for very much at all.

copper_blood · 2019-10-21T18:16:06+00:00

4 and 10? It's a code! That her weight! 410lbs

bushwicksick · 2019-10-21T16:25:46+00:00

Her body looks disgusting. Look at those blubber filled thighs. YUCK!!!

Ipride362 · 2019-10-21T16:29:57+00:00

LOL she learned to code

DangZagnut · 2019-10-21T16:25:02+00:00

She eats cheesecake for a living.

plainnsimpleforever · 2019-10-21T19:16:15+00:00

She doesn't know what she wants other than she wants a 10. Imagine if a man said that in his profile. The level of entitlement that a fat whale of a woman has in this clown-world is breath-taking.

But women just can't figure it out; that lots of men will fuck her solely because they want to get their dick wet, and she misinterprets that as attraction to HER.

bk6830 · 2019-10-21T18:22:14+00:00

She thinks she's a 4. That's cute.

kyle_chang23 · 2019-10-21T16:16:54+00:00

Lol I write code for a living for work and I'm nowhere near a whale like that.

[deleted] · 2019-10-21T20:11:15+00:00

Fat, yet titless.

insecure_manlet3 · 2019-10-21T19:01:33+00:00

who's

I write code for a living

But I can't spell whose.

JihadNinjaCowboy · 2019-10-21T18:04:12+00:00

She needs a corset. Or whatever those metal rings are they put on barrels.

RunawayGrain · 2019-10-21T16:31:38+00:00

What she actually wants is another cupcake, by the looks of it.

EvilKlownz2 · 2019-10-22T02:51:06+00:00

JFC, dress for the body you have, not the one you want. How many jars of Crisco did you use to get those pants on?

Chad1Stevens · 2019-10-21T20:13:18+00:00

It's not even that she's fat but to be that fat at that young an age is a big issue. How the fuck do people get that fat that young?

ugluk1 · 2019-10-21T16:33:38+00:00

She's visiting the snack-o-mat while at work.

aodhan2k · 2019-10-21T20:43:38+00:00

Lol she wants champagne on a beer budget

genericpajeet · 2019-10-22T00:07:43+00:00

if it's one thing I've learned about software/cs and women, it's that women get their hand held in software dev positions and do nowhere near as much work as the men

Buchwild · 2019-10-21T17:21:00+00:00

She learned to code XD

MDMantis-Toboggan · 2019-10-21T19:44:52+00:00

Someone play some boss music. It's Monster Hunter time.

The self-awareness level on this hippo tells me she's actually going to be quite dangerous some day. You see, few beasts are as terrifying as a Self-Aware Behemoth. The behemoth will get enough desperate dick to have ambition, but the self-awareness will keep her from failing to recognize her depleting value as a woman. She will DEFINITELY be roping in a Beta Boy as soon as she can. These are usually the most unsuspecting of beta males too since they just assume her pussy is huge because she's fat, despite her actually taking miles of dick.

Kenstar28 · 2019-10-22T01:09:33+00:00

"I writes code that someone else has to debug and clean up before production for a living" fixt.

MdMicrobeMaN · 2019-10-21T17:18:20+00:00

And it will be for the rest of your short life

WiggersGonnaWig · 2019-10-21T18:22:03+00:00

Those poor clothes.

Sensei_Hensei · 2019-10-21T18:57:40+00:00

Lying even when she's trying to tell the truth.

Lurkingnopost · 2019-10-21T19:52:02+00:00

She gets points for honesty and self awareness in my book. But a 4 is pushing it...hard.

Gravityhurtsbrother · 2019-10-21T19:56:01+00:00

Imagine the chubb rub on that bitch, she must go through a pair of jeans in about a week.

Sumfuc · 2019-10-22T01:44:24+00:00

WARNING: Spandex exceeding maximum containment! Failure Countdown in 3..2..

GR122LYB3AR · 2019-10-22T12:42:25+00:00

That button is fighting for its damn life...

rromero26 · 2019-10-21T20:45:38+00:00

4 below zero

danielmeade4155 · 2019-10-21T19:11:37+00:00

Is that breed mixed with a turkey or a chicken?

Older_Miggy · 2019-10-21T21:21:20+00:00

I didn't see thighs that big watching the NFL yesterday.

THUNDERBUTTBALLKICKR · 2019-10-21T21:58:15+00:00

No fucking way she's ever come close to being with a 10. Maybe p&d'd by a 7 and thinking she could do better.

Joroda · 2019-10-21T23:45:52+00:00

THAAAAR SHE BLOWS men batten down the hatches and get yer harpoons ready lads there's good blubber there to at least run our oil lamps and maybe dock yonder in a few days and trade off some of the whale oil AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH

mustangfrank · 2019-10-22T00:58:21+00:00

You could hit the gym for starters, then layoff the pie and ice cream.

MentORPHEUS · 2019-10-22T02:15:49+00:00

There's an old Bryan Adams song with a line, "And her eyes are like diamonds, they sparkle right through"

When I see a woman like this, I think, "And her legs are like tree trunks, and they chunkle right throuuuugh!"

smfuel87 · 2019-10-22T03:52:35+00:00

She has Xbox body..

smfuel87 · 2019-10-22T03:53:19+00:00

4? Lol... Fucking narcissistic whale..

darker_than_darkness · 2019-10-22T04:21:07+00:00

I think that's a typo. She meant ".4"

LesbianFistingSex · 2019-10-22T04:25:31+00:00

Lmao. That's a 1

DepravedWalnut · 2019-10-22T04:45:46+00:00

A 4?! Lol! Try 0.5!

aceshighsays · 2019-10-22T05:00:34+00:00

if that's a 4, then i'm an 11.

SwimBoySwim · 2019-10-23T02:46:21+00:00

Man this must be where all the nice guys live. This sub is a goldmine of incel weak chinned wannabes who are so lonely they resort to belittling women. Yall soooooo coooooll

[deleted] · 2019-10-21T21:25:27+00:00

More like 0 with the way her clothes are stretching.

PhantasyBoy · 2019-10-21T21:58:03+00:00

More of a struggle than the stairs?

Natuasi · 2019-10-21T22:01:23+00:00

Only thing she can give me is the money she makes as an engineer.

Also interesting how she labels herself a 4 when clearly that’s not how it works.

RRFdev · 2019-10-21T23:20:30+00:00

LOL I have seen women like these a lot in tech fields. If a job requires a woman to have more than just soft skills.......booom, fat.

It's like they are incapable of balancing life and work like men do.

ShortWarrior · 2019-10-22T00:01:11+00:00

Oh man, I just thought you made the title up yourself.

Whooomans · 2019-10-22T01:03:28+00:00

She wants a 10 while she’s built like a thumb 🙃

solamarvii · 2019-10-22T02:15:28+00:00

Lol 4. Maybe 25 pounds ago but not now.

Packerphan66 · 2019-10-22T03:24:08+00:00

4 is generous, but she might make good money.

Sod_Off_Shotgun · 2019-10-22T04:56:44+00:00

Open your fucking messages

russxt303 · 2019-10-22T09:30:57+00:00

23??? Years or stone

rombios · 2019-10-22T10:31:27+00:00

Her honesty is refreshing.

There is some "logic and reasoning" in her statement - rare for a female but then again she IS a Software Engineer. A weight reduction from a healthy diet and regular exercise should up her SMV to a 4

p.s: still shocked at the brutal honesty

TwilightSea · 2019-10-22T11:37:09+00:00

When there's a bulge in your pants and it's not that you're obese

[deleted] · 2019-10-22T11:57:27+00:00

A true 49’er!

_A13x_M · 2019-10-22T12:18:07+00:00

What a joke hahah... At least she's honest

_Maxie_ · 2019-10-22T12:31:47+00:00

Check your emAILS

Undisclosed89 · 2019-10-22T12:58:50+00:00

To consider obese as being a 4/10 is an extreme understatement on her part. I had her at 1/10 because she is not a corpse, but since she seems braindead I'm deduducting another point. 0/10

PHUCK_THE_HIVE · 2019-10-22T13:23:33+00:00

She'll get Chad's to still fuck her. She'll be like "what turns you on hottie?", Chad will reply, "vigorous throat fucking with deep and dirty rim licking while I call you a platitude of demeaning names and post it all on xxxtube with the title, 'feeding the fat whale her dinner",

But still in her mind, "oh boy! He really likes me!"

fickle_fuck · 2019-10-22T13:31:00+00:00

23 years old and stretching the seams on every inch of her clothes. Imagine what this ham will look like in 5-10 years.

Gravityhurtsbrother · 2019-10-22T13:34:16+00:00

Church of the fallen hoor?

Why do these buckets think a trip to church is a cntl alt delete for your life? Crazy.

fuckyouredditx2 · 2019-10-22T14:07:54+00:00

She should code herself a weight loss app

Jarin01 · 2019-10-22T15:12:35+00:00

If she has the most beautiful face ever then she might be a 2.

SilverGryphon · 2019-10-22T16:15:07+00:00

At least she is honest.

I write code for a living

As if I can stick my shlong in your code.

JohnnySkidmarx · 2019-10-22T18:18:35+00:00

That jacket is too damn tight on her!

RonanFalk · 2019-10-25T19:22:36+00:00

For the record, while I agree with the general sentiment of this sub (,that these women are unreasonable), some of the comments here are out of line. This woman's profile is reasonable. Her comment regarding 4 chasing 10 can be read as tongue in cheek and she's likely aware of her weight. Unlike other posts, she probably has realistic expectations and looking for someone similar in interests and "score".

mblazin1532 · 2019-10-22T00:50:43+00:00

Well at least she learned to code.

BauranGaruda · 2019-10-22T02:22:01+00:00

Points for honesty, I don't know how she could cash them in, or who would even be willing, but points just the same.

bcombest1 · 2019-10-22T05:29:18+00:00

Is her face pretty? If she lost weight would she go up from a 4 or is just a solid 4? 😅

TheLiquidMonkey · 2019-10-21T18:51:04+00:00

If she can deepthroat I'm down for it.

dumb__bitch · 2019-10-22T08:31:10+00:00

hoping i am not the only one extremely disappointed in all of these hostile and nauseating comments. she's not your type? great. move on and swipe left. don't like her bio? great. move on and swipe left. i have seen plenty of guys' bios and pictures that are terrible and overly-confident. just let the girl live and enjoy tinder ffs

Title	Chasing Chad - Life's a struggle when you're a 4 whose type is a 10
Author	Lovebird-
Upvotes	523
Comments	152
Date	October 21, 2019 3:59 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/dl2lhk/chasing_chad_lifes_a_struggle_when_youre_a_4/
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