Always read the fine print.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-09-07T10:34:42+00:00

Feeling pregnant.. might settle down later, IDK.

RedPilledLife · 2019-09-07T10:30:09+00:00

And still... Simps will be all over that...

OldFashionMarine · 2019-09-07T11:09:01+00:00

"Expecting first baby girl".......? Does this mean she already has a son or two...?

cenaluc · 2019-09-07T10:12:50+00:00

The timing is surprisingly appropriate.

Content_Not_History · 2019-09-07T10:44:52+00:00

Dude only 3 miles away!! WTF are you waiting for ?!

Land_of_the_Losers · 2019-09-07T10:57:30+00:00

Wow, a fellow could have his own ready-made family? And he can get it without ever having any sweaty, energy-wasting orgasms?

bushwicksick · 2019-09-07T10:39:00+00:00

Gentlemen, her desperation is setting in. Shit is about to get real for this whore.

TheSecondComing97 · 2019-09-07T11:00:09+00:00

It’s very worrying the amount of single mothers around today. Especially given all the negatives they have on people in our society.

ImAWhoDat · 2019-09-07T13:12:17+00:00

"If you are intentions are different..."

Different than whose? The guy that dropped a load into your warm pussy and threw up the deuces? It's the rest of us who are required to be "good men" not the piece of shit Chad who you willingly fucked?

Got it.

Sad man.

Just fucking sad.

Bruchibre · 2019-09-07T11:08:46+00:00

I'm going to be a daddy in 4 months! How exciting! 2 birds with one stone!

Thetrvler · 2019-09-07T12:51:20+00:00

It never gets old. When women are in literally ANY POSITION where they must speak without anyone to follow, their true colors come out and it’s never anything the slightest bit desirable or relatively intelligent.

The longer I live the more I’m agreeing with the old days and just wanting women to stay in the kitchen where the can at least be contained into one house.

FightClubHamster69 · 2019-09-07T13:23:29+00:00

Stupid slut lol

LambertHatesGwent · 2019-09-07T10:44:10+00:00

you're

Redhood616 · 2019-09-07T15:53:53+00:00

Alpha Fucks: Secured

Beta Bucks: In Progress

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-09-07T11:56:47+00:00

Snookie! How you been? Are you still in touch with the Situation and JWoww?

So, I didn't think you would need Tinder. Of all women, what on God's green earth could drag you to this lowly place?

Actually looking to settle down with a decent guy

On TINDER? WTF - are you taking the piss right now?

Please swipe left if your intentions are different

Different that what? I am not looking for a decent guy, I just want to bang, Snookie.

So if I...

But I am straight...

Ahh fuck it. I am confused. You are as crazy as I thou...

Expecting my 1st baby girl January 2020

WOAH! You are THAT pregnant and fucking random guys on Tinder?

Ok, that's just vile and nasty snooks.

Look, I know the Jersey Shore thing fucked you up, but damn woman. You need to get some help.

Peace out.

kyledontcare · 2019-09-07T12:57:39+00:00

Hey toots, if you want a decent guy, you need to be a decent girl, and you're a slut, totally not decent at all.

trolec · 2019-09-07T13:44:20+00:00

How does she think that after getting pregnant by a random doggy is the time to get a good man? Logic is missing in this one.

BluePillCypher · 2019-09-07T14:29:42+00:00

Tinder should be split into people who want actual hookups and.. these people

tmattm · 2019-09-07T16:32:07+00:00

Seeing that cleavage and the fake nails I don’t need to read a line (or look at her face) to see a worthless bi*ch...

FirmFirefighter · 2019-09-07T22:24:10+00:00

Whats that noise ? what noise? I thought I heard a baby crying- is that babys head I see emerging from between your legs? " I am a strong independent woman who has the right to have a baby hanging out of my vagina during a date , Just pay for the drinks douchebag, oh and meet Delroy, your son"

MGTOWManofMystery · 2019-09-07T17:39:27+00:00

Step 1 - Chadspawn. CHECK!

Step 2 - Beta Bill. Searching...

OrionJ71 · 2019-09-07T21:38:47+00:00

The "I've had my fun and now I'm ready to settle down" kinda gal.

_iwanttodofunnyshit_ · 2019-09-07T13:07:55+00:00

Early 30s @ a MINIMUM. Look at that skin. Years of sun damage.

Dls95405 · 2019-09-07T17:49:02+00:00

Just mind-boggling how delusional women are today.

FoxCatDogLionApe · 2019-09-07T18:44:35+00:00

forced off the CC lmao, the desperation lmao

Wargreymon559 · 2019-09-07T13:07:03+00:00

The upside...you can nut in her all you want without worrying about pregnancy 😂

Donnage · 2019-09-07T17:00:45+00:00

I'm not intentions, I'm Donnage.

DrJamming · 2019-09-07T18:57:58+00:00

Lol, Chad didn't wait around to make his intentions clear. Now she needs a "real man" to step in. Ofc pic of cleavage is always good in case chad proves to be a disobedient badboy and swipes right, that monster!

loner589 · 2019-09-08T08:24:12+00:00

If you are pregnant and single...wtf are you doing?!?!

Resident-evil-man · 2019-09-07T15:05:18+00:00

Heh shouldn't have said that, now men wont swipe right.

Natuasi · 2019-09-07T20:06:43+00:00

Shits hilarious. Sighs.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-09-07T20:10:20+00:00

Yeah, there's always a reason why they suddenly want to "settle down with a decent guy".

It's Cuck Time! Coo-Cooo! Coo-Cooo!

Shy_little_fox · 2019-09-07T20:17:59+00:00

I have 32 kids, and can't find a guy lol. Probably cause I'm a broke as teacher in training.

ZensaiDaNinja · 2019-09-07T21:43:10+00:00

There's planning ahead and then there's having expectations take a guess what she's doing....

NickTesla2018 · 2019-09-07T22:58:07+00:00

Cream pie special!

ducaati · 2019-09-08T00:48:32+00:00

Openly hypergamy, dual mating strategy. No thanks toots.

SnowMan878 · 2019-09-07T19:48:28+00:00

>settle down

>decent guy

>25 yo

ALARMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good_Old_Friend · 2019-09-08T02:10:48+00:00

Let us see a pic of the baby bump, not the before shot. I can hear her saying, "This is how I used to look before Chadina was born. Just settle down with me and it will be worth it."

rationalthought314 · 2019-09-11T01:51:31+00:00

And why aren't you settling down with the father? Call me crazy but women who make poor choices in the fathers of their unwed children tend to make poor choices overall in general.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-09-11T13:17:02+00:00

Wow, it's like buying a house and then learning that the previous owner was murdered there.

Nov51605 · 2019-09-11T16:51:13+00:00

man, i love the punchline of this joke !

Matacks607 · 2019-09-12T21:56:55+00:00

But get in there for the prego sex then leave as soon as she has the baby.

supplecodex9000 · 2019-09-13T14:54:34+00:00

The club whore got pregnant by Chad in the bathroom

markhamONT · 2019-09-13T15:49:05+00:00

Pregnant and on the market...

Title	Always read the fine print.
Author	FlavaFlavAtARave
Upvotes	995
Comments	137
Date	September 7, 2019 9:58 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/d0u672/always_read_the_fine_print/
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